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  • Mind-Blowing, Moaning, Money Motivated Meghan Markle… Or Just A Predictably Petulant Princess?

    Mind-Blowing, Moaning, Money Motivated Meghan Markle… Or Just A Predictably Petulant Princess?

    Is it that mind-blowing that the Duchess of Sussex thinks she’s helping her cause with her latest antics? Isn’t this just instead yet another predictable example of her showing her truly self-serving character?

    Deservedly condemned by Tom Bower in Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors and hinted at as potentially a “yacht girl” for Prince Andrew by Kirby Sommers in July, the mendacious minx formerly known as Meghan Markle has very predictably scored multiple further own goals in recent days. Why, given her past form, anyone is surprised however is quite beyond comprehension.

     

    Aside from condescendingly comparing herself to Nelson Mandela – for which she unsurprisingly got slammed by the late South African president’s grandson Zwelivelile Mandela – the Duchess of Sussex was also called out as not having “an iota of common sense” by the New York Post’s Maureen Callahan.

     

    Going further, in an opinion piece widely saluted titled “Toddler and tiara: Meghan Markle STILL throwing tantrums about royal family,” Callahan added:

     

    “This woman has nothing to say. She has nothing to offer, no original thoughts or guiding philosophy, no earthly reason to be taking so much money from, and so much space in, the mainstream media she so clearly despises.”

     

    Summing her up as “the Greta Garbo of Montecito,” a new “Queen of All Things Sufferable” and “the Petulant Princess,” the award winning “Top 50 Power Women 2016” journalist amongst other things suggested:

     

    “I must concede her lone accomplishment here: Just when you think Meghan Markle can’t get any more delusional, she outdoes herself. Her self-regard runs in direct opposition to her waning relevance. She clearly has no real friends left — or even decent publicists… Meghan is an inveterate liar.”

     

    “What will make Meghan happy? Hell if she knows. The only solace she finds from this existential torment, it seems, is sitting for fancy photo shoots and talking to friendly journalists.”

     

    “Left to her own devices here, Meghan returns to her default mode, perseverating over the Queen’s refusal to give her and Harry everything they wanted: namely, to monetize [sic] their royal status while owing nothing in public service.”

     

    “’I think forgiveness is really important,’ Meghan says, adding that she has ‘a lot to say until I don’t. Sometimes, as they say, the silent part is still part of the song.’ Meghan Markle, two very weary nations beg you: Please. Be that silent part.”

     

    Though outrage at the conduct of the Duchess of Sussex and ultimately also her drip of a husband towards the Queen and other members of both the House of Windsor and her own birth family is understandable, this ridiculous woman is simply incapable of accepting that it is her that is at fault. It seems that ambitious and audacious ‘MeGain’ will stop at nothing to achieve her next goal – the keys to the White House.

     

    Banana
    Known for slipping on proverbial bananas – as well as writing patronising messages on them to prostitutes – the wife of Prince Charles’s second son is clearly on a path where she will create more embarrassment and bring yet more havoc to both her marital and birth families. It is an outrage that nobody urges her to see sense and teaches her to behave with a modicum of decorum and an ounce of decency.
    Here is a woman who won’t stop until she next seizes high office. It is clear that a political career is very much on the agenda of this self-obsessed ex-D-list actress.

    Can anyone solve a problem like ‘Mind-Blowing MeGain’?

    • In November 2021, the duchess was forced to apologise to the Appeal Court in London for making a misleading statement in her privacy case against The Mail on Sunday’s publishers.
    • Her very own father, Thomas, has called out her many untruths about him and others again, again and again.
    • Of her claiming having got married the day before she actually did, Mr Markle stated: “Lying about the archbishop? How can you say: ‘We’ve been married three days before we got married’? Her lies are so obvious, I don’t know why she says them.”
    • Her very own half-sister, Samantha, who is currently bringing a defamation case against her, has called her out as a liar on multiple occasions also. It has been proven that the duchess’s claim that she hasn’t seen her sibling in over 20 years was proven untrue when a photo of the pair 13 years ago emerged.
    • Her very own half-brother, Thomas Jr., said of her: “I told Prince Harry, I think she’s going to ruin your life. She’s very shallow… She’s a phony, a bully, a jaded, shallow, conceited woman.”
    • The former Meghan Markle has been called out on multiple occasions for spinning stories against other members of the royal family, most especially the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
    • Staff who’ve worked for her have complained that she is a bully and investigations into this remain ongoing.
    • The Duchess of Sussex is a known manipulator of the press and paparazzis and it has been claimed that she’ll “twist the truth” to get any headline she wants.
    • Questions remain as to how many times she’s actually been married in total. Some say twice, some say thrice.
    • “Would you trust this woman with a bargepole?” is something often asked of this money motivated minx.

     

    Twitter reacts to ‘MeGain’s’ latest antics…

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  • Getting Johnny Depp’s Goat – Ridiculous Rabid Ranter Arwa Mahdawi

    Getting Johnny Depp’s Goat – Ridiculous Rabid Ranter Arwa Mahdawi

    Rabid ranter, author and brand strategist Arwa Mahdawi’s enthusiasm for goats and dislike of Johnny Depp shows her as ridiculous suggests Matthew Steeples

    “It’s time we stopped telling women to act like men and started telling men to lead like women” reads a banner on Strong Female Lead author and New York based brand strategist Arwa Mahdawi’s Twitter handle.

     

    Bizarrely, next, in her description of herself on the aforementioned social media site – which also includes a Linktr.ee promoting her book that is said to contain “incest in Iceland, garbage trucks in Taiwan and cuckoo clocks in Texas” – Mahdawi bangs on about “goat jokes” but claims her book is “not about goats.” She doesn’t, however, say whether she’s ever had an encounter with the Capreolus Club or whether she’s ever joined them to “take a break from deer” to slay such ruminant mammals in the north of England or Scotland.

     

    Now, this morning in an opinion piece for The Guardian, in spite of Johnny Depp clearly having been very much victorious in his American libel battle against Amber Heard, Mahdawi declared that “misogyny is more alluring to many people than facts” and suggested that a “lot of unpleasant new information about Depp” has recently been revealed.

     

    Going further, in a clearly biased rant against the Pirates of the Caribbean star, the columnist added: “It’s important to note that’s as if he looked like a boy scout in the first place… Depp has a well-documented history of toxic behaviour.” She then added: “There was a very long line of people ready to dismiss his bad behaviour while jumping on any excuse to paint Heard in a negative light.”

     

    Though Mahdawi contined: “Heard endured merciless mocking and walked away with her reputation in tatters, while Hollywood largely rallied around Depp,” I will again stand by my article of 4th May and again repeat that “though Depp clearly has issues and is far from perfect,” it is, as his own lawyer Benjamin Chew pointed out, Heard who is the abuser in this story.

     

    After all, as I remarked then of Heard: “Here indeed is a woman who supposedly chopped off part of her husband’s finger, stubbed out cigarettes in his face and relieved herself in their marital bed. Reportedly ‘jealous’ of her husband’s fame and prone to ‘experiencing increased agitation… anger and rage’ according to her own personal nurse Erin Falati, here also is a troubled bisexual drug user with a ‘familial history of substance abuse… anxiety, eating disorder[s], Attention Deficit Disorder, bipolar disorder, codependence issues and occasional insomnia.’”

     

    Aside from the kind of bag of bilge written by her this morning about the deserved victor in the Depp v Heard case, Mahdawi has penned many other columns that have been equally ludicrous. In 2019, she wrote a piece about air conditioning titled: “Is your home constantly set a ‘sexist’ temperature? You’re not alone: A new study finds men tend to get their way in household temperature discussions while women must compromise.”

     

    Strong Female Lead
    ‘The Guardian’ columnist begs people to “plz buy my book” on her Twitter feed. She has 17,700 followers but whether each and every one of them has actually bought ‘Strong Female Lead’ is unknown. The clearly patronising book was “published in paperback [on] 26th May 2022.”
    Capreolus Club goat slaughter
    What this somewhat crackpot crazy author’s views are on goat slaying and the Capreolus Club are also unknown, but what is sure she does like to bang on about these ruminant mammals rather a lot. God only knows why.
    Ivanka Trump
    It’s not just Johnny Depp that uspets the columnist, brand strategist and author. She also declared “Ivanka Trump’s new haircut should make us very afraid” in one of her especially strange features. Of the daughter of the 45th POTUS, Mahdawi ridiculously declared: “If her family cares about anything, it is image. Her political bob (pob) may be an attempt to get us to take her ambitions more seriously.” Off-the-scale nonsense, clearly.
    Violence is the only answer left
    In suggesting “violence is the only answer left” when attempting to “end racism,” surely this rambling ranter went too bloody far? Nobody rational would sanction attacks upon others surely and that this gibberish got published is beyond ridiculous.
    Sexist air conditioning
    Illustrating herself as nothing but a wack job, this woman – described online as a “gargantuan hypocrite and the stereotypical media hack whose sole objective is to peddle propaganda” – wrote about air conditioning in November 2019. In it, she argued that “the thermostat dictator is normally a man.” Whatever will she argue next? Will she blame Hitler for climate change or will she suggest that Cilla Black is responsible for a rise in divorce rates?
  • Moron of the Moment 2022 – ‘Angry Man’ Owen Jones

    Moron of the Moment 2022 – ‘Angry Man’ Owen Jones

    In attacking Waitrose customers, batshit bonkers rent-a-gob Owen Jones just yet again proves himself Britain’s ultimate irritating ‘angry man’

    It’s common knowledge that rotten ratbag and raging rent-a-gob Owen Jones hates many things, but it emerged yesterday that he especially loathes Waitrose and its customers.

     

    Aside from sharing his intense dislike for the shopping public, Jones took to Twitter to urge people to harass the Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer whenever and wherever they see him. In a tweet, the reprehensible little squirt declared:

     

    “If you see Keir Starmer out and about, call him what he is – a conman and a liar – and film it. Enough of letting our politicians getting away with this grotesque level of dishonesty.”

     

    Going further after effectively urging attacks upon a democratically elected politician in a rambling rant shared with his 1 million nutty followers on Twitter, but not with the millions of others he’s no doubt spent hours blocking, Jones later stormed:

     

    “You Keir Starmer, are a liar, a conman and a joke. Keir Starmer is a professional political conman. I don’t use those words lightly.”

     

    “In order to become the leader of the Labour Party, he made a series of solemn commitments; pledges, he called them – which were radical domestic policies and party unity.”

     

    “Now, he didn’t just slightly break that mandate, or mostly break the mandate. He has brazenly, overtly delivered the exact opposite of what he said he would be as Labour leader.”

     

    “Now, I know most of the media have let him get away with this because they’re view is lying your way into crushing the left and conning your way into crushing them, that’s good politics.”

     

    “I know his army of supporters online. The most tedious, ridiculous Waitrose customers that you’ll ever come across. They think it’s all fine because they don’t believe in anything. They made their entire political identity Brexit and stopping Brexit for years and now support someone who advocates the hardest form of Brexit possible.”

     

    “Stockholm syndrome does not cover it for these people. The fact is, that is the truth.”

     

    “Keir Starmer is a conman. He is not someone anyone can trust. He is somebody who lies as a matter of course in order to secure power. “

     

    “He’s not fit to be leader of the Labour party and he’s not fit to be Prime Minister of the country and I don’t care how much that annoys the most tedious people on the Internet because it’s the truth.”

     

    This time, like or loathe Sir Keir Starmer, eternally ‘angry man’ Owen Jones has most definitely gone far too far. In an era when politicians including the late Sir David Amess MP and the late Jo Cox MP were stabbed to death, The Times’ Janice Turner rightly responded: “Has he lost his mind?” We’d counter: “He did that long ago” and we today urge this noxious nitwit to learn the art of silence; of course, however, he most definitely won’t.

     

    Responding to the reprehensible suggestion, winner of the Orwell Prize for Journalism 2020 Janice Turner, a columnist and interviewer for ‘The Times,’ rightly told her 85,000 followers on Twitter: “Owen Jones is seriously encouraging his 1 million followers to harass a politician in the street, maybe outside his home, less than a year after David Amess was stabbed. Has he lost his mind?”
    Waitrose Aldi Lidl
    Another Twitter user, Caitlin Houlbrook, took up the mantle for shoppers and observed of the cat-loving, people-hating pillock: “Owen Jones labelling Starmer supporters as Waitrose shoppers. Can confirm, it’s Lidl or Aldi for me hun.”
    Taking umbrage at the deserved criticism he received after being accused of being “quite jealous” of Sir Keir and rightly told he “never achieved anything in life,” the ‘Chavs’ author chirped: “Better to be a failed writer than a professional conman!” Miaow.
    Suck cock for Socialism
    There’s lowbrow and tasteless, then there’s this particular specimen that will say or do anything to provoke and upset others. Frankly, ‘The Guardian’ can and could do a lot better than to employ a cretin who likes to sport T-shirts with captions like ‘Will Suck Dick For Socialism.’ They truly ought to fire this firebrand fanatic and do so pronto.
    Aside from his tirade against Waitrose customers yesterday, the squeaky voiced nitwit told his Twitter followers: “The crew now running the Labour Party are just genuinely horrible people.”
    The ‘Chavs’ author is incapable of engaging in rational debate. He blocks anyone who dares disagree with him and @M_Steeples and @SteepleTimes are delighted to be amongst the cancelled number. Next!
    Illustrating his obsession with attacking Sir Keir Starmer, Jones shared a 12:10-minute video on YouTube in May this year. In it, he called the Labour leader “a dishonest man” and called out his “rampant dishonesty.” He then begged for donations via Patreon to “help us take on the right-wing media.”
    Jones is regularly deservedly called out for attacking others. Has he ever got anything positive to say about anyone other than Jeremy Corbyn? It seems not.
  • Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022

    Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022

    Is Tom Bower’s latest tome ‘Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors’ actually going to be that revealing? Will it actually pull any punches or is it just a rehash of old news?

    Dubbed on the cover of Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors as “Britain’s top investigative journalist,” Tom Bower is known for his punchy unauthorised autobiographies of the likes of rambunctious rotters including Mohamed Al-Fayed, Sir Richard Branson, Boris Johnson and Robert Maxwell.

     

    Sued for libel unsuccessfully for Lord (Conrad) Black prior to his being sent down for fraud yet cooperative and seemingly very friendly with Bernie Ecclestone, “Witchfinder General of contemporary biographers” Bower’s book has – in extracts shared thus far by The Times – focused on information such as that the Queen supposedly did not want the Duchess of Sussex at her husband’s Prince Philip’s funeral and that both Prince Harry and his wife have been repeatedly “hysterical.”

     

    Hardly new ‘news’ in the sense that these “bombshell stories” have previously been repeatedly discussed online previously, such information as that “Meghan Markle ‘threw a cup of tea in the air’ and was ‘abrasive’ during [a] royal tour” is now doing the round. Of this, without naming the victim of the char chucking, Bower opines:

     

    “Meghan was allegedly abrasive towards her four female staff and even towards the local British diplomats.”

     

    “According to one report, Meghan allegedly threw a cup of tea into the air. Her anger may have been partly fuelled by Harry.”

     

    “Every night he trawled social media, searching for snide comments on the internet. Every morning he and Meghan turned on their phones to surf the Internet.”

     

    Speaking of his book to Times Radio two days ago, Bower added:

     

    “H&M have set themselves up as judge and jury of the RF. Everything they do is to provoke and undermine and to challenge. My book is not gossip and speculation because it is sourced. You can’t imagine how much I didn’t print. The sources are identified, nearly 1000 sources are listed.”

     

    “I have worked really hard to make sure it everything is accurate. There is very little in this book which is gossip and where there is, it is headlined as gossip.”

     

    “I think the reader will come away with a vision of Harry and Meghan which is very different to the one they are accustomed to so far.”

     

    Today, as self-proclaimed “global humanitarian” Prince Harry is set to give another no doubt self-serving speech at the United Nations in New York to mark Nelson Mandela Day, his wife is said to be “dreading” publication of the book in three days. Coming after her attempt to stop her half-sister suing her for defamation was unsuccessful, one, however, is left wondering whether Bower’s really will turn the screw or whether it’ll be left to another biographer to finally expose the truth about ‘Meddling MeGain’ and her drip of a husband’s ridiculous antics.

     

    Tom Bower’s Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors will be released on 21st July 2022 in hardback form.

     

    In a poll this morning, editor Matthew Steeples asked if the book will be “a rip roaring romp of a read or a somewhat boring rehash of old news?”
    Times Radio turned to the subject as to whether the royal runaways are “self-destructive or successful?”
    Duke and Duchess of Sussex
    The Duchess of Sussex has been known to pull faces on occasions prior. She now may well find herself chucking more than teacups when she gets to read a book that is released on the 21st July 2022. One can imagine her temper may flare more given she won’t even be able to get her PR peddler Omid Scobie to help her spin this one.
    Lord and Lady Black
    Other subjects covered by Tom Bower previously have included the equally Marie Antoinette-like Barbara Amiel and her husband Conrad Black. Lord and Lady Black tried to stop the author. They, like ‘MeGain,’ failed.
    Sir Richard Branson grabbing
    Equally, Sir Richard Branson didn’t exactly come off brilliantly as a result of being featured in a book by Bower.
  • Silencing By Maxwell – Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein Should Be Heard

    Silencing By Maxwell – Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein Should Be Heard

    In trying to bring about the silencing of victims of abuse, Ghislaine Maxwell again shows her truly wicked ways are not behind her; victims Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein should be heard

    The mendacious, mouthy menace that is Ghislaine Maxwell likes her voice to be heard and she likes people to do as she demands. Known for having a house manual that told employees “remember that you see nothing, hear nothing, say nothing,” here is a wicked woman who is now trying to silence the voices of two of the victims of her and her co-collaborator and one-time lover, the croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

     

    Clearly not capable of “using judgment” sensibly in the very manner she once demanded of employees, this definitely deranged mucky madam is now trying to stop two alleged victims of both herself and the taxi driver turned teacher turned Ponzi schemer Epstein, Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein, from speaking at her upcoming sentencing hearing.

     

    In a letter submitted to Judge Alison J. Nathan on 14th June and shared on the Court Listener page dedicated to documents from the case yesterday, Robert Y. Lewis of Marsh Law Firm PLLC requested that both ladies “be given an opportunity to speak” and called out Scott Borgerson’s estranged wife as a “lieutenant” of Epstein.

     

    Responding, Bobbi C. Sternheim, counsel for Maxwell, argued “sentencing procedure should not be an open forum for anyone to come forward who was not identified as a victim of the charged offenses [sic]” and demanded “advance notice of the individuals who will be permitted to speak.”

     

    Clearly incapable still of accepting she has done wrong, here is a woman whose 77-page previous submission mentioned the word “victim” only four times and in doing so made herself out to be that herself. This rightly convicted criminal brings further shame on the House of Maxwell in the process and today we join all those urging Judge Nathan to chuck the book at sentencing on 28th June 2022.

     

    “See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing, except to answer a question directed at you” was the mantra Maxwell and Epstein expected those ‘working’ for them to live by. It is a great pity that that this wicked female abuser of fellow females hasn’t answered any questions directed about her that might help bring closure for the victims of her truly wicked crimes.
    Maxwell family
    Ghislaine Maxwell and her parents, most especially her pension pot plundering father Robert, were well known for treating those they thought beneath them with utter contempt. Kindness, compassion and consideration was clearly not a trait that any of them possessed.
    Naomi Campbell Donald Trump Melania Trump
    Here is an entitled, spoilt individual (pictured here with the tempestuous model Naomi Campbell, the off-his-merry-rocker ex-President Donald Trump and his likely trafficked wife Melania Trump) who is lacking in a moral compass and the ability to follow the rules of the law. This is a criminal woman who clearly still thinks the rules don’t apply to her and now, very deservedly, she’ll pay for that with a likely sentence of around 20 years.
    Jean-Luc Brunel
    It must be remembered that the ‘Bouncing Czech’s’ most definitely deviant daughter and her croaked ex-lover were not alone in facilitating the abuse of young women and girls. Aside from the also croaked paedophile Jean-Luc Brunel, there were clearly many others. Many rightly ask: “Why haven’t these evil people been questioned, charged and brought to justice yet?” It is time that other co-collaborators in these evil crimes were punished also.
    Keeping her cohort and money funnel Jeffrey Epstein happy was a key element in the socialite turned mucky madam’s life. The victims this breast massaging scoundrel sourced, including Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein, now deserve a chance for their voices – voices Ghislaine Maxwell has long attempted to silence – to be finally heard as this deviant gets sent away for a very, very, very long time.
  • Gunning For Ghislaine 2022 – Search for gun continues in Maxwell jail

    Gunning For Ghislaine 2022 – Search for gun continues in Maxwell jail

    Authorities confirm to ‘The Steeple Times’ that search for smuggled gun at jail housing Ghislaine Maxwell and R. Kelly continues as mucky madam continues to bang on about her life being at risk

    Moaning menace Ghislaine Maxwell used to like shooting parties where she downed birds with Prince Andrew with a 12 bore. Instead now, this convicted sex offender has turned to banging on about how “her life has been threatened and death threats continue whilst she is incarcerated.”

     

    After the New York Post reported on Monday that officers had been “scouring the troubled lockup” where she is housed for a smuggled gun, her supporters raged that it is “outrageous that she is left at risk of being murdered.” For her, shotgun fun has been replaced by supposed real danger from illegal weaponry.

     

    Yesterday, The Steeple Times contacted representatives at the federal Bureau of Prisons about this development. They confirmed that the “search for a gun remains ongoing” at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. The prison – which houses not only the pension pot plunder’s deviant daughter but also the “fallen R&B superstar” R. Kelly – had been alerted to the armament having been “introduced” to the facility on 7th June and yesterday shared: “It has yet to be found.”

     

    In the 77-page document submitted this week to the United States District Court Southern District of New York by attorneys for mucky madam Maxwell as they try to get her a laughable 4-year sentence on 28th June, they moaned about another “risk to her life”:

     

    “Just recently, Ms. Maxwell was the target of a credible death threat from a fellow inmate. On information and belief, one of the female inmates in Ms. Maxwell’s housing unit told at least three other inmates that she had been offered money to murder Ms. Maxwell and that she planned to strangle her in her sleep. The inmate who made the threat has been moved to the SHU, presumably to protect Ms. Maxwell.”

     

    “This incident reflects the brutal reality that there are numerous prison inmates who would not hesitate to kill Ms. Maxwell – whether for money, fame, or simple ‘street cred.’”

     

    “Ms. Maxwell has effectively traded the stress of flashlight checks every 15 minutes in the middle of the night while in isolation for the equivalent stress of having to sleep with one eye open – for as long as she is housed with other inmates.”

     

    “Ms. Maxwell will have live with this threat every day that she is housed in the MDC and every day that she is incarcerated in the prison where she is designated.

     

    Pathetically trying to justify why she went on the run during the summer of 2020, the mucky madam’s attorneys again returned to the theme of her being “at risk of being killed” and stated:

     

    “Ms. Maxwell was the target of numerous death threats and threats of violence and was being hunted by the press. One media outlet even offered a $10,000 bounty for information about her whereabouts.”

     

    “Tragically, this experience was not new for Ms. Maxwell. Decades earlier, when Ms. Maxwell was just a child and her father was a Member of Parliament, U.K. authorities found a ‘hit list’ of potential kidnapping/assassination targets in a safehouse used by the Irish Republican Army. Ms. Maxwell’s name was first on the list.”

     

    “This unnerving experience has haunted her, heightening her vigilance and concerns about the welfare and safety of her young stepchildren, who were being hounded by the media at school and at the beach; and her husband, who was besieged by media coverage and had lost his employment and professional relationships.”

     

    “Ms. Maxwell was also worried for herself, having legitimate reason to fear for her own life… Ms. Maxwell’s presence in New Hampshire was driven solely by the need to protect herself and her family from threats of physical harm and from the unprecedented and escalating press and public vilification she had to endure since Epstein’s death.”

     

    Whilst shooting parties necking sloe gin used to amongst her social pursuits, Ghislaine Maxwell will soon have to get used to threats against her as she sinks into life forever in the clink. This wicked woman chose to participate in sexual abuse and now as a convicted criminal, nobody in their right mind will feel sorry for her as she faces the grim perils of prison. Next!

     

    Pictured top – Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein at a shooting party hosted by Prince Andrew at Balmoral in Aberdeenshire in 1999 (left) and R. Kelly posing with people pointing guns at him in a music video (right).

     

    Metropolitan Detention Center
    The Metropolitan Detention Center at 80 29th Street, Brooklyn, New York houses 1,712 prisoners. It is an administrative facility that aside from Ghislaine Maxwell (prisoner 02879-509) and R. Kelly (prisoner 09627-035) currently houses amongst others the former President of Honduras Juan Orlando Hernández Alvarado (prisoner 91441-054) and the 2022 New York City subway attacker Frank James (prisoner 83999-053).
    Fellow convicted sex trafficker R. Kelly is in the facility alongside Jeffrey Epstein’s co-collaborator sex trafficker awaiting sentencing on 29th June 2022 for that and other crimes numbering racketeering, child sexual abuse, kidnapping and bribery. He was convicted in September 2021.
    Jeffrey Epstein Ghislaine Maxwell shooting party
    The days of living it up at shooting parties are numbered for the daughter of ‘The Bouncing Czech’ and her croaked paedophile lover.
    Elsewhere, for once in her otherwise anything but sorry for her windbag existence, Amanda Platell was spot on in her analysis. This morning, in her weekly ‘Daily Mail’ comment column, the apologist for her own paedophile mate, Rolf Harris, remarked: “Lawyers for Ghislaine Maxwell argue she should be spared a 20-year jail sentence for procuring young girls for Jeffrey Epstein and be given just four years as she was emotionally abused by her father, the corrupt media tycoon Robert Maxwell. She’s 60, for heaven’s sake. Too old to blame Daddy!”
  • Markle V Markle 2022 – Samantha Markle Wants £61k+ From Sister

    Markle V Markle 2022 – Samantha Markle Wants £61k+ From Sister

    As it looks set to go to jury trial, the defamation case of Samantha Markle against her sibling the Duchess of Sussex in Markle v Markle looks set to make the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case look like a walk in the park

    The public have spent the first part of this year lapping up the ‘Wagatha Christie’ and Johnny Depp v Amber Heard defamation cases, but if it goes to plan Samantha M. Markle v Meghan Markle could become the truly most addictive legal ‘must watch’ of 2022.

     

    Pitching the prospect of the Queen’s grandson’s wife, the Duchess of Sussex, appearing against her very own half-sister in a Tampa, Florida courtroom as a drama most definitely doesn’t require anything other than gleeful gloating and if it does occur, it will, quite frankly, be the ultimate sh*tshow.

     

    Like watching a car crash, the Twitterati will no doubt be addicted. They will love the fact that the “private citizen” plaintiff, Mrs Samantha Markle, wants “in excess of £61,000 ($75,000 €71,000 or درهم275,000) exclusive of interests, costs and attorney’s fees” from her estranged ‘private when it suits’ sibling and that Prince Harry’s wife is being called out for “fake quotes against her sister.” That the pugnacious PR peddler Omid Scobie’s Finding Freedom is also being slammed as full of “false information” will be a veritable bonus.

     

    Of that trashy tittle-tattling tome, the elder sister declares in her latest amended complaint submitted earlier this month:

     

    “The book was used by the Duchess to affirm the false narrative that she portrayed to the Royal Family, that she supposedly lived a rags to riches storybook life. A life that took her from a humble beginning like that of Cinderella, to the wife of a Prince, a Duchess. She did not hesitate to strike back at what she mistakenly believed to be actions of Mrs. Markle, her older sister, against her.”

     

    “She needed to distance herself from Mrs. Markle and to blame any and all issues on her. In the book Finding Freedom, in which the Duchess provided the information through her communications secretary, there is an entire chapter 12, starting on Page 310 entitled A Problem Like Samantha which defamed Mrs. Markle and falsely describes her ‘ploys’ to gain notoriety and money from her relation to the Duchess.”

     

    “It stated as fact: ‘The trouble began with Samantha Markle. Meghan’s romance with Harry had hardly been public a full 24 hours when her half-sister sensed an opportunity. Never mind that she hadn’t seen her estranged half-sister in more than a decade. Samantha – who had changed her name from Yvonne and died her hair a fresh shade of blond…’”

     

    “The false and defamatory statements which follow not only caused harm to Mrs. Markle financially in her professional occupation as a mental health counselor, but also subjected her to incomprehensible amounts of public scrutiny causing her mental health and well-being to deteriorate.”

     

    Going further, the plaintiff calls out other supposed lies and falsehoods and claims her health and reputation have suffered immensely. She adds that the Duchess of Sussex “instilled anger in her fan base against [her]” and that this “caused substantial, irreparable prejudice, injury and harm.” She suggests that she “receives hateful emails and messages on a regular basis, is subjected to ongoing negative media portrayals, news articles, nasty negative press, and her reputation has been so damaged that she has been unable to work as a mental health counselor.”

     

    Aside from having had to “seek and obtain an ‘Injunction for Protection Against Stalking’ in Polk County, Florida against one of Defendant’s zealous fans,” here is a woman who claims to suffer “emotionally from the worldwide hatred, contempt, and ridicule that she is forced to endure” and now she’s quite rightly fighting back.

     

    If the Duchess of Sussex and her decided drip of a husband had any sense, they’d now do one thing: They’d man-up and make amends with both their families and bring them into the fold. That, however, would be too sensible, so, of course, they bloody well won’t.

     

    Pictured top – In times past, the ever so conveniently forgetful former actress was happy to pose for pictures with her the sister she is now at war with both in the courts and via the media.

     

    The ever so conveniently forgetful former actress – a woman who clearly has trouble remembering how many times and when she actually got married – was happy to not only pose for pictures with her papa and to take his money to pay for her education also.
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    The ambitious and audacious wife of Prince Harry would, however, like pictures such as this – and others far worse – erased from the Internet.
    The Duchess of Sussex truly morphed into the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ for her interview with her and Sarah, the Duchess of York’s crony Oprah Winfrey in March last year.
    A truly dysfunctional family – Meghan, Tyler, Thomas Sr, Thomas Jnr and Samantha in times happier.
    In choosing to be the chief tin banger for the ‘Sussex Squad,’ Scobie will go down in history only for one thing: Being on the wrong side of history. The public have seen through him and they’ve seen through the rotten royals who have done nothing but damage to the monarch, her first born son and Prince Harry’s elder sibling. Shame on him.
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    This is going to be a case that could will send shockwaves on both sides of the pond. It will be nothing but a sh*tshow between a woman clearly incapable of understanding the art of diplomacy and a half-sister she’s most definitely thrown under the bus. Whatever the outcome, that this has even reached this stage just proves that the Duchess of Sussex is nothing but a selfish sleazebag who is very, very, very badly advised.
  • God & Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Lauded As “A God”

    God & Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Lauded As “A God”

    As Ghislaine Maxwell is laughably lauded as “a God,” we examine the mucky madam’s previous references to those she perceived ‘higher beings’ including Prince Andrew and Paris Hilton

    Alongside her silly, soppy siblings, internationally disgraced mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell counts pugnacious PR peddlers Brian Basham, Jay Beecher, Ross Gow and Lady Victoria Hervey as amongst those who’ve publicly made prats of themselves by defending and lauding her. Now, some complete nutter has gone further and ludicrously elevated her to the status of “a God.” You, quite frankly, simply just couldn’t make it up.

    Whilst surely, being a woman – admittedly a very wicked and definitely devil-like one – she’d actually be “a Goddess” rather than “a God,” a person going by the name of Hyde Evans yesterday wrote to The Steeple Times via Twitter to express their rather ridiculous ‘reasoning.’

    Possibly sent from a trolling account linked to one of the aforementioned delusional public relations spinners, the message read: “Your [sic] blocked, Ghislaine Maxwell is a god, she is innocent, you have no right to judge her, there’s [sic] women are not victims, there [sic] liars.”

    Previously, aside from sitting on the Queen’s throne with her now charged with sexual offences mate Kevin Spacey in Buckingham Palace in 2002, the daughter of the late pension pot plunderer told a masseuse she’d be sending her to “someone more famous God” in June 2000. That person? The royal ratbag and payer out of £12 million to a victim of abuse he previously claimed never to have met, Prince Andrew.

    On another occasion in the early 2000s in New York, whilst with the penner of a poem that disgustingly praised Jeffrey Epstein’s “24-hour erections,” Christopher Mason – a giddy gadabout who has since turned on his now “former friend” – the now-in-the-clink one-time socialite is said to have remarked: “Oh my God, who is that? Ohhhh, she’d be perfect for Jeffrey. Can you introduce us?” The person she supposedly had been looking at? The made famous by a sex tape bimbo, Paris Hilton.

    Pictured top – The now estranged wife of Scott Borgerson with the accused sex offender Kevin Spacey on thrones at Buckingham Palace in 2000. Yesterday, it was confirmed that the Metropolitan Police had charged the actor with four counts of sexual assault against three men between 2005 and 2013 and that he is due at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Thursday at 10am.

    Today on Twitter, Matthew Steeples put up a poll – “After being told Ghislaine Maxwell is “a God” on here, I ask: “What else might she be considered?” – that has thus far had a majority favouring the answer of “evil to her core.”
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    A troll going by the likely fake name of Hyde Evans expressed their frankly ridiculous views before blocking @M_Steeples and @SteepleTimes on Twitter on Monday 13th June 2022. There clearly are still crackpots who actually believe in the innocence of somebody who could have used their life for good, but who, like their equally repugnant father, chose a path of dodgy and deviant behaviour. Rightly now, that person will rot for the rest of their rotten life in the clink.
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    “I am going to introduce you to someone more famous than God” was the observation of the convicted sex trafficker and mucky madam when she told a masseuse named Monique Giannelloni that she’d booked her to give Prince Andrew a naked massage at Buckingham Palace in June 2000.
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    On seeing Paris Hilton at a party in the early 2000s whilst with her creepy poem writing chum Christopher Mason, the deviant daughter of ‘The Bouncing Czech’ supposedly remarked: “Oh my God, who is that? Ohhhh, she’d be perfect for Jeffrey. Can you introduce us?”
    “See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing, except to answer a question directed at you” was the mantra Maxwell and Epstein expected those ‘working’ for them to live by.
    “Should Christians judge Ghislaine Maxwell? (God will REVEAL)” is an 0:59-minute video uploaded to YouTube. Of her, the unnamed presenter comments: “Obviously her sins have caught up with her… Ultimately, at the end of the day, your sins are going to catch up to you… If it’s not in this life, definitely in the life to come… Be very aware of what you do and how you live your life.”
  • Mucky Maxwell’s Murky Mind Games – Ghislaine Maxwell Wants To Be In A British Prison

    Mucky Maxwell’s Murky Mind Games – Ghislaine Maxwell Wants To Be In A British Prison

    The latest murky mind games of the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – including a demand to be put in a British rather than an American prison – illustrate her to be as warped as her deviant daddy

    Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell was born in France and is also a citizen of the United Kingdom and the United States of America. Bizarrely also, when asked: “Are you a citizen of any other land?” during a 2016 deposition, this crackpot’s clearly crazy answer was: “TerraMar.” Those interviewing her, frankly, must have thought this wicked wench nothing but a noxious nutcase.

     

    Now as sentencing approaches on 28th June after her December 2021 conviction, this deviant is again playing games and this morning managed to get her convenient-as-ever unnamed “sources” to peddle piffle to The Mail on Sunday about how she wants to serve jail time in a British prison in spite of having been convicted and brought to justice in America.

     

    Speaking to the paper’s Caroline Graham “in Los Angeles” for a feature article yesterday, the “source” whined of a woman who once barricaded herself in a prison conference with a trolley and who was caught at the ironically named ‘TuckedAway’ with a mobile phone wrapped in tin foil:

     

    “Ghislaine will apply to serve out the remainder of her sentence, whatever that may be, in the UK as soon as she is able.”

     

    “She wants to be in the UK to be closer to her family so she can have family visits. The prisons in Britain are far superior to those in the US and the Brits treat prisoners more humanely. The American system is a disgrace.”

     

    “If she has to spend time in prison she would rather do it in the UK, where people are treated fairly and with a measure of decency.”

     

    Going further the article again referenced Jeffrey Epstein’s co-collaborator in wicked abuse as moaning about being “kept in ‘inhumane’ conditions” and added: “On one day recently she claims to have eaten only a boiled egg and three slices of processed cheese.” We respond: “Diddums for this vegan vagabond.”

     

    Today, we remind readers of The Steeple Times that ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ daughter has exhibited the same deviancy as her father throughout her until 2019 lush life. Aside from the apparently aborted 1994 Metropolitan Police investigation into her activities in London – which rather oddly led to no charges in spite of clear evidence of odd activities going on at her then home in South Kensington involving young girls – it is apparent that there is much more still to come from this sordid story.

     

    It is also most definitely now time for those who Miss Maxwell trafficked to were also named, shamed and brought to justice as, after all, the conviction of a supplier requires for that supplier to have actually supplied to someone. Bring on the next arrests and meanwhile let this pension pot plunderer’s daughter see out her days in an American clink.

     

    Pictured top – Last seen in London at a bash for the Cash & Rocket rally in the summer of 2019 in the company of the likes of ‘Twit Girls’ including Chloe Green, Paris Hilton and Caroline Stanbury, this mendacious menace has now swapped being a socialite for being a jailbird. No more Krug for this wicked wench, just processed cheese.

     

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    Ghislaine Maxwell with her chum Prince Andrew and accuser Virginia Roberts at her then home in Belgravia, London. During the 2016 deposition, Miss Maxwell referred to Miss Roberts, subsequently known as Virginia Giuffre, as a “liar” hundreds of times. Given Prince Andrew’s £12 million payout to this lady, it is now the mucky madam who is confirmed as the actual liar.
    Life of luxury
    Jeffrey Epstein’s former lover and co-collaborator in the abuse and trafficking of young girls used to live the high life with her late dodgy daddy and the likes of the late Diana, Princess of Wales. She’s now consigned to where she actually belongs – the clink – and though she may moan about the conditions she has to endure, she deserves reminding that if you do bad things, you end up in bad places. Long may this evil piece of toerag rot.
    Prince Andrew Order of the Garter service
    Elsewhere today, after his “convenient coronavirus” during the Jubilee celebrations, non-sweater Prince Andrew has been sidelined and will NOT be attending today’s Order of the Garter ceremony at Windsor Castle. In spite of being stripped of his official royal duties, this delusional national embarrassment supposedly still believes that “he should be included in other royal and state events.”
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    Meanwhile yesterday at CrimeCon 2022 in London, in spite of bombarding Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ with frankly nonsensical, untrue rubbish and claiming he was going to attend to confront him during an interview he was giving, Ghislaine Maxwell’s condescending PR peddler Brian Basham showed himself as a cowardy custard and did a no-show. He was called out by members of the audience and even sent a tweet by co-host of the discussion Jennifer Hopkins asking why he’d chickened out. Known primarily for his links to the ‘Dirty Tricks’ British Airways scandal in the 1990s, Steeples shared with the audience that Basham and others such as the extremist ‘Politicalite’ pontificater Jay Beecher continue to speak out on behalf of a convicted criminal sex trafficker and this speaks heavily of their curious attitudes to victims of vile sexual abuse by those they willingly choose to associate with.
  • A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

    A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

    ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Johnny Depp’s victory was deserved; it is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain to face perjury charges

    Johnny Deep v Amber Heard (Round Two) was always going to be car crash viewing. Like Rebekah Vardy v Coleen Rooney though with a bit of added crack and cocaine, this was a defamation case that frankly should not have been heard but also one that illustrated that self-serving vanity generally leads to self-deserved destruction.

     

    As was seen when Vardy was most definitely kicked into touch in the witness box, the crocodile tears of Heard will now go down in history as representative only of someone of warped mind and wicked motive. Here was a woman whose lies have come back to haunt her and here is someone whose name will now forever be mud.

     

    Supported by amongst others Javier Bardem, Kate Moss, Winona Ryder and Sia, Depp – admittedly a man with flaws that must be acknowledged – was not only the victor in the courtroom.  He won legions of fans on social media and now though The Guardian’s Andrew Pulver suggested that the careers prospects of both will continue to suffer, I’d argue it’ll be quite to the contrary for Depp.

     

    Currently enjoying life to the full on a tour of Britain with guitarist Jeff Beck and singer Sam Fender and clearly making the most of life, the Pirates of the Caribbean star is now £6.66 million ($8.35 million, €7.81 million or درهم30.67 million) richer and deservedly headed to a pub in Newcastle to neck a pint or ten last night.

     

    ‘Anxious Amber,’ meanwhile, may now feel “disappointment,” but in falsely claiming this verdict “sets back the clock to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could be publicly shamed and humiliated.” Instead of accepting the decision and moving on, she ludicrously whinged:

     

    “I believe Johnny’s attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of Freedom of Speech and ignore evidence that was so conclusive that we won in the UK.”

     

    “I’m sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American – to speak freely and openly.”

     

    Ending with a far more dignified statement, Depp simply concluded:

     

    “The best is yet to come and a new chapter has finally begun.”

     

    “Veritas numquam perit.”

     

    “Truth never perishes.”

     

    It is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain and charged with perjury for the clear lies she told at the Royal Courts of Justice; it is now time also to remember that Johnny Depp – who showed his positivity and unbeat personality in saying: “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all – is a talented man who deserves to once again be left to focus on treading the boards.

     

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    On Twitter, Nick Adams joined the vast majority in rightly concluded that this was a victory “for all men who have been wrongfully accused of sexual assault.”
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    Others amended the statement of the haranguer Heard and called her out for what she genuinely, truly, most definitely is – an out and out liar.
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    Mocking the likely next chapter for the mendacious minx, one website suggested this decidedly deviant’s net worth now to be -$10 million. Her career deservedly in tatters, her reputation in ruins and her future prospects panned, here is someone who should have long ago learnt the art of silence. Instead, here was an attention seeker with more front than Brighton who finally got what she deserved. It is time for this wicked woman to now disappear.