Category: Foot-in-Mouth

Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry
As Liz Truss continues to gain the support of further Tory members, her supporters make a fool of her in verse in penning poetry referencing her as ‘Bizzy Lizzy’ and ‘Thatcher Mach 3’

Supporters laud her as ‘Lioness Liz’ whilst unsurprisingly detractors unsurprisingly label her ‘Ludicrous Liz’ and ‘Loopy Liz,’ but now after the former published two poems about her, Liz Truss MP has become a bit of a laughing stock.

Written in a manner that would make even the ‘Queen of Doggerel’ Pam Ayres embarrassed by someone of unknown identity and a Londoner going by the name of Bill Sutton, the poetry (featured below unedited) is illustrative only that the MP for South West Norfolk’s fan club are incapable of grammar, spelling, sense and logic.

Peppered with hatred for the man they view to be the “back-stabber” (though they reference him as a “back stabbee” and “snake”) Rishi Sunak, the poems express also loathing for the “woke” and admiration for Margaret Thatcher (whose surname is put down as “Thartcher”). All criticism is then subsequently described as the “mock and snicker” of “lefties.”

With backing like this flocking to the cause of the likely next Prime Minister, God help once Great Britain. Could this Oxford educated PPE graduate, ex-Liberal Democrat, pro-abolitionist of the monarchy and ex-Remainer not find anyone intelligent to pen a verse about her?

Pictured top – In 2021, as International Trade Secretary, the now wannabe ‘Fat Controller’ visited Derbyshire train-makers Alstom Derby; she was mocked for “enjoying a day out at Thomas The Tank Engine World” in altered imagery.

The aforementioned verses truly are beyond cringeworthy. If this is the best kind of supporters the Conservative Party can muster, surely greats like Sir Winston Churchill would turn in their graves.

Bill Sutton thinks his favoured candidate “normal” and someone capable who is “all about being kind to each other and not mocking” (though his spelling of such leaves much to be desired).

The first ‘poem’ in full (unedited and peppered with errors):

Untitled and shared by someone on Facebook’s ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ this shocker was mocked by over 1,000 group members.

Of it and its author, remarks included:
- “Jesus wept, the gin in that.”
- “I want to hear more about her army of Brians.”
- “Brian isn’t thrilled about matching her face.”
- “And they say right wing comedy is dead.”
- “These people actually vote.”
- “No irony they couldn’t spell brains right when talking about her.”
- “Daft bigoted melt.”
- “Back stabbee would mean he was the one stabbed in the back, NOT the one doing the stabbing.”
- “Clearly wrote this just before his medication was kicking in.”
- “Has anyone checked if this person is having a stroke?”
- “I’ve never written poetry whilst falling down some stairs before. Good effort.”
- “This has to be a Poe.”
- “Keats, Thomas, Amis; Step aside… We have found our Laureate.”
- “It’s like watching a descent into mental instability in real time.”
- “If this is satire, it’s genius. If it’s real, it’s frightening as f*ck.”
- “MRS THARTCHER and getting rid of THE WOKE. Possibly the best poem I have ever read.”
‘Untitled’

Bizzy lizzy will win by a.mile

She has a got a lovely smile

Brians to match her lovely face.

She will win this pm race

Sunaks a snake

A back stabbee he is

He turned on boris

And will turn on liz

She will be a great pm

Not as good.as Maggie but no one could

be

Mrs thartcher mach 3

Liz will stand proud over our lands

Holdinh out both her hand

If we wotk to gether we can

Get of the woke

And them. Cry into there

cornflakes

As liz makes our country great.

In liz we trust god speed to our new pm

The second ‘poem’ in full (also unedited and peppered with errors):

Penned by a Londoner named Bill Sutton who commented: “So I have writ [sic] this about liz.please don’t mock my soelling [sic] like the leftys [sic] do.thank you.hope you all like it.”

Comments included: “I wish you had spell checked your poem before putting it up” and “about as good [at] spelling as Truss.” Mr Sutton responded: “Alright lefty” whilst someone named Sheila Williams added: “Bloody lefty grammar police.”

‘Liz’

Liz is the one.to make things right

She shines bright like a lovley light

She is a lady with lot of class

She is a women and is.a badass

She will put sunak in his place

We all know hes a waist of space

Maggies would love to see her win

And she.would put sunak in.the bin

Cone on liz you can win this

Dont let them bully you like snakes who.hiss.

We support our lovley liz

Liz for pm liz for pm liz for om

Meanwhile other super fans of the Oxford born 47-year-old heir apparent to Boris Johnson have ludicrously been suggesting that a conspiracy is being organised by supporters of Rishi Sunak and the introduction of foreign members from India to boost his vote.

Worse still, this birdbrained flip-flopper – who has been married to an accountant named Hugh O’Leary since 2000 but who had an extra-marital affair with the then also married now ex-MP Mark Field – has acquired the backing of Ben Wallace MP. He has remarked: “She’s honest. She’s authentic. She’s experienced.”
August 17, 2022
Getting Johnny Depp’s Goat – Ridiculous Rabid Ranter Arwa Mahdawi

Rabid ranter, author and brand strategist Arwa Mahdawi’s enthusiasm for goats and dislike of Johnny Depp shows her as ridiculous suggests Matthew Steeples

“It’s time we stopped telling women to act like men and started telling men to lead like women” reads a banner on Strong Female Lead author and New York based brand strategist Arwa Mahdawi’s Twitter handle.

Bizarrely, next, in her description of herself on the aforementioned social media site – which also includes a Linktr.ee promoting her book that is said to contain “incest in Iceland, garbage trucks in Taiwan and cuckoo clocks in Texas” – Mahdawi bangs on about “goat jokes” but claims her book is “not about goats.” She doesn’t, however, say whether she’s ever had an encounter with the Capreolus Club or whether she’s ever joined them to “take a break from deer” to slay such ruminant mammals in the north of England or Scotland.

Now, this morning in an opinion piece for The Guardian, in spite of Johnny Depp clearly having been very much victorious in his American libel battle against Amber Heard, Mahdawi declared that “misogyny is more alluring to many people than facts” and suggested that a “lot of unpleasant new information about Depp” has recently been revealed.

Going further, in a clearly biased rant against the Pirates of the Caribbean star, the columnist added: “It’s important to note that’s as if he looked like a boy scout in the first place… Depp has a well-documented history of toxic behaviour.” She then added: “There was a very long line of people ready to dismiss his bad behaviour while jumping on any excuse to paint Heard in a negative light.”

Though Mahdawi contined: “Heard endured merciless mocking and walked away with her reputation in tatters, while Hollywood largely rallied around Depp,” I will again stand by my article of 4^th May and again repeat that “though Depp clearly has issues and is far from perfect,” it is, as his own lawyer Benjamin Chew pointed out, Heard who is the abuser in this story.

After all, as I remarked then of Heard: “Here indeed is a woman who supposedly chopped off part of her husband’s finger, stubbed out cigarettes in his face and relieved herself in their marital bed. Reportedly ‘jealous’ of her husband’s fame and prone to ‘experiencing increased agitation… anger and rage’ according to her own personal nurse Erin Falati, here also is a troubled bisexual drug user with a ‘familial history of substance abuse… anxiety, eating disorder[s], Attention Deficit Disorder, bipolar disorder, codependence issues and occasional insomnia.’”

Aside from the kind of bag of bilge written by her this morning about the deserved victor in the Depp v Heard case, Mahdawi has penned many other columns that have been equally ludicrous. In 2019, she wrote a piece about air conditioning titled: “Is your home constantly set a ‘sexist’ temperature? You’re not alone: A new study finds men tend to get their way in household temperature discussions while women must compromise.”

‘The Guardian’ columnist begs people to “plz buy my book” on her Twitter feed. She has 17,700 followers but whether each and every one of them has actually bought ‘Strong Female Lead’ is unknown. The clearly patronising book was “published in paperback [on] 26th May 2022.”

What this somewhat crackpot crazy author’s views are on goat slaying and the Capreolus Club are also unknown, but what is sure she does like to bang on about these ruminant mammals rather a lot. God only knows why.

It’s not just Johnny Depp that uspets the columnist, brand strategist and author. She also declared “Ivanka Trump’s new haircut should make us very afraid” in one of her especially strange features. Of the daughter of the 45th POTUS, Mahdawi ridiculously declared: “If her family cares about anything, it is image. Her political bob (pob) may be an attempt to get us to take her ambitions more seriously.” Off-the-scale nonsense, clearly.

In suggesting “violence is the only answer left” when attempting to “end racism,” surely this rambling ranter went too bloody far? Nobody rational would sanction attacks upon others surely and that this gibberish got published is beyond ridiculous.

Illustrating herself as nothing but a wack job, this woman – described online as a “gargantuan hypocrite and the stereotypical media hack whose sole objective is to peddle propaganda” – wrote about air conditioning in November 2019. In it, she argued that “the thermostat dictator is normally a man.” Whatever will she argue next? Will she blame Hitler for climate change or will she suggest that Cilla Black is responsible for a rise in divorce rates?

August 10, 2022
Moron of the Moment 2022 – ‘Angry Man’ Owen Jones

In attacking Waitrose customers, batshit bonkers rent-a-gob Owen Jones just yet again proves himself Britain’s ultimate irritating ‘angry man’

It’s common knowledge that rotten ratbag and raging rent-a-gob Owen Jones hates many things, but it emerged yesterday that he especially loathes Waitrose and its customers.

Aside from sharing his intense dislike for the shopping public, Jones took to Twitter to urge people to harass the Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer whenever and wherever they see him. In a tweet, the reprehensible little squirt declared:

“If you see Keir Starmer out and about, call him what he is – a conman and a liar – and film it. Enough of letting our politicians getting away with this grotesque level of dishonesty.”

Going further after effectively urging attacks upon a democratically elected politician in a rambling rant shared with his 1 million nutty followers on Twitter, but not with the millions of others he’s no doubt spent hours blocking, Jones later stormed:

“You Keir Starmer, are a liar, a conman and a joke. Keir Starmer is a professional political conman. I don’t use those words lightly.”

“In order to become the leader of the Labour Party, he made a series of solemn commitments; pledges, he called them – which were radical domestic policies and party unity.”

“Now, he didn’t just slightly break that mandate, or mostly break the mandate. He has brazenly, overtly delivered the exact opposite of what he said he would be as Labour leader.”

“Now, I know most of the media have let him get away with this because they’re view is lying your way into crushing the left and conning your way into crushing them, that’s good politics.”

“I know his army of supporters online. The most tedious, ridiculous Waitrose customers that you’ll ever come across. They think it’s all fine because they don’t believe in anything. They made their entire political identity Brexit and stopping Brexit for years and now support someone who advocates the hardest form of Brexit possible.”

“Stockholm syndrome does not cover it for these people. The fact is, that is the truth.”

“Keir Starmer is a conman. He is not someone anyone can trust. He is somebody who lies as a matter of course in order to secure power. “

“He’s not fit to be leader of the Labour party and he’s not fit to be Prime Minister of the country and I don’t care how much that annoys the most tedious people on the Internet because it’s the truth.”

This time, like or loathe Sir Keir Starmer, eternally ‘angry man’ Owen Jones has most definitely gone far too far. In an era when politicians including the late Sir David Amess MP and the late Jo Cox MP were stabbed to death, The Times’ Janice Turner rightly responded: “Has he lost his mind?” We’d counter: “He did that long ago” and we today urge this noxious nitwit to learn the art of silence; of course, however, he most definitely won’t.

Responding to the reprehensible suggestion, winner of the Orwell Prize for Journalism 2020 Janice Turner, a columnist and interviewer for ‘The Times,’ rightly told her 85,000 followers on Twitter: “Owen Jones is seriously encouraging his 1 million followers to harass a politician in the street, maybe outside his home, less than a year after David Amess was stabbed. Has he lost his mind?”

Another Twitter user, Caitlin Houlbrook, took up the mantle for shoppers and observed of the cat-loving, people-hating pillock: “Owen Jones labelling Starmer supporters as Waitrose shoppers. Can confirm, it’s Lidl or Aldi for me hun.”

Taking umbrage at the deserved criticism he received after being accused of being “quite jealous” of Sir Keir and rightly told he “never achieved anything in life,” the ‘Chavs’ author chirped: “Better to be a failed writer than a professional conman!” Miaow.

There’s lowbrow and tasteless, then there’s this particular specimen that will say or do anything to provoke and upset others. Frankly, ‘The Guardian’ can and could do a lot better than to employ a cretin who likes to sport T-shirts with captions like ‘Will Suck Dick For Socialism.’ They truly ought to fire this firebrand fanatic and do so pronto.

Aside from his tirade against Waitrose customers yesterday, the squeaky voiced nitwit told his Twitter followers: “The crew now running the Labour Party are just genuinely horrible people.”

The ‘Chavs’ author is incapable of engaging in rational debate. He blocks anyone who dares disagree with him and @M_Steeples and @SteepleTimes are delighted to be amongst the cancelled number. Next!

Illustrating his obsession with attacking Sir Keir Starmer, Jones shared a 12:10-minute video on YouTube in May this year. In it, he called the Labour leader “a dishonest man” and called out his “rampant dishonesty.” He then begged for donations via Patreon to “help us take on the right-wing media.”

Jones is regularly deservedly called out for attacking others. Has he ever got anything positive to say about anyone other than Jeremy Corbyn? It seems not.

July 28, 2022
Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022

Is Tom Bower’s latest tome ‘Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors’ actually going to be that revealing? Will it actually pull any punches or is it just a rehash of old news?

Dubbed on the cover of Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors as “Britain’s top investigative journalist,” Tom Bower is known for his punchy unauthorised autobiographies of the likes of rambunctious rotters including Mohamed Al-Fayed, Sir Richard Branson, Boris Johnson and Robert Maxwell.

Sued for libel unsuccessfully for Lord (Conrad) Black prior to his being sent down for fraud yet cooperative and seemingly very friendly with Bernie Ecclestone, “Witchfinder General of contemporary biographers” Bower’s book has – in extracts shared thus far by The Times – focused on information such as that the Queen supposedly did not want the Duchess of Sussex at her husband’s Prince Philip’s funeral and that both Prince Harry and his wife have been repeatedly “hysterical.”

Hardly new ‘news’ in the sense that these “bombshell stories” have previously been repeatedly discussed online previously, such information as that “Meghan Markle ‘threw a cup of tea in the air’ and was ‘abrasive’ during [a] royal tour” is now doing the round. Of this, without naming the victim of the char chucking, Bower opines:

“Meghan was allegedly abrasive towards her four female staff and even towards the local British diplomats.”

“According to one report, Meghan allegedly threw a cup of tea into the air. Her anger may have been partly fuelled by Harry.”

“Every night he trawled social media, searching for snide comments on the internet. Every morning he and Meghan turned on their phones to surf the Internet.”

Speaking of his book to Times Radio two days ago, Bower added:

“H&M have set themselves up as judge and jury of the RF. Everything they do is to provoke and undermine and to challenge. My book is not gossip and speculation because it is sourced. You can’t imagine how much I didn’t print. The sources are identified, nearly 1000 sources are listed.”

“I have worked really hard to make sure it everything is accurate. There is very little in this book which is gossip and where there is, it is headlined as gossip.”

“I think the reader will come away with a vision of Harry and Meghan which is very different to the one they are accustomed to so far.”

Today, as self-proclaimed “global humanitarian” Prince Harry is set to give another no doubt self-serving speech at the United Nations in New York to mark Nelson Mandela Day, his wife is said to be “dreading” publication of the book in three days. Coming after her attempt to stop her half-sister suing her for defamation was unsuccessful, one, however, is left wondering whether Bower’s really will turn the screw or whether it’ll be left to another biographer to finally expose the truth about ‘Meddling MeGain’ and her drip of a husband’s ridiculous antics.

Tom Bower’s Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors will be released on 21^st July 2022 in hardback form.

Is Tom Bower’s book about the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle (Duchess of Sussex) actually that revealing? A rip roaring romp of a read or a somewhat boring rehash of old news? #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleisaLiar #Meghan #TomBower #DuchessofSussex #SussexRoyal #PrinceHarry
— Matthew Steeples (@M_Steeples) July 18, 2022

In a poll this morning, editor Matthew Steeples asked if the book will be “a rip roaring romp of a read or a somewhat boring rehash of old news?”

Times Radio turned to the subject as to whether the royal runaways are “self-destructive or successful?”

The Duchess of Sussex has been known to pull faces on occasions prior. She now may well find herself chucking more than teacups when she gets to read a book that is released on the 21st July 2022. One can imagine her temper may flare more given she won’t even be able to get her PR peddler Omid Scobie to help her spin this one.

Other subjects covered by Tom Bower previously have included the equally Marie Antoinette-like Barbara Amiel and her husband Conrad Black. Lord and Lady Black tried to stop the author. They, like ‘MeGain,’ failed.

Equally, Sir Richard Branson didn’t exactly come off brilliantly as a result of being featured in a book by Bower.

July 18, 2022
Bankrupt BJ – Shame On PM For Taking PJs

It is an outrage that BJ enjoyer Boris Johnson flew from Cornwall to London in a government private jet after a holiday with his family at a time when there are now more food banks than McDonald’s outlets in bankrupt Britain

Blithering buffoon Boris Johnson – whose initials now seem rather apt given his liking for Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky style sexual antics with his latest baby mama in his Downing Street offices – has again disgraced himself by using a government private jet to fly home from a weekend with his puppet mistress and sprogs in Cornwall.

At a time when there are outrageously now more food banks than McDonald’s outlets in Britain and consumers’ energy bills are rocketing through the roof, that a publicly funded public servant is prepared to waste public resources in such a decadent manner when he could quite easily have taken the train is just beyond the pale.

Called out quite rightly by The Guardian’s deputy political editor Rowena Mason as “staggering hypocrisy,” Johnson’s use of ‘PJs’ was slammed further by the Sunday Mirror’s Whitehall correspondent Mikey Smith. Of this using government aircraft for “a seaside jaunt” with his family, Smith reported that Labour MP Emily Thornberry (AKA Lady Nugee), for once, rightly added:

“While the rest of Britain is struggling to pay the bills, Boris Johnson keeps living the high life at public expense.”

“Once again, he’s been caught treating the government’s official plane as his personal taxi service, regardless of what it costs the environment or the taxpayer.”

“It’s the act of a man drunk on power, who needs to be told he’s had enough.”

Clearly, just like the coffin dodger apologist for Vladimir Putin, Bernie Ecclestone, here we have a leader of once-great Britain who has been on the Kool Aid. It is now finally time for the off his not-so-merry rocker worst Prime Minister of Britain to finally do the decent thing. It is time for this conman, crook and condescending creep to just get on a PJ for yet another BJ with his hideous wife and disappear off into the sunset Jeffrey Epstein style. It is time for Britain to rid itself of both Boris Johnson and the ‘beergate’ bore Sir Keir Starmer also.

Pictured top – The worst Prime Minister in British history with his deviant and clearly deranged £800 a roll wallpaper loving deviant and clearly deranged wife.

Carrie Johnson – then Carrie Symonds – previously worked for the ‘charity’ Oceana. It had close links to the now quite rightly incarcerated sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell. Though both the Prime Minister’s puppet mistress and the mucky madam nonce like the oceans, their links to private jets and gin palaces are as murky as their personally profiteering personas.

Previously, in January, Foreign Secretary Liz Truss was slammed after “splashing at least £500,000 of taxpayers’ money on a private plane to Australia. She was accused of “exuding shocking privilege by riding an outrageous source of carbon emissions.” Her journey on the Airbus A321 – which would have cost just £7,700 for an equivalent business class ticket – was catalogued by a taxpayer-funded PR photographer.

Of plans for an equally overtly extravagant state funded new royal yacht in May last year, Dame Esther Rantzen rightly observed: “This is to me a crazy idea at a time when our economy has been obviously dealt something of a death blow by COVID, when we have no plans for social care, when food banks are thriving. Do we really think that the taxpayer, let alone the royal family, want £200 million spent on a royal yacht? I think it’s an example of a newspaper starting a campaign which is so out of touch. However, perhaps, I have the solution: Sir Philip Green, do you remember him? He has a knighthood – which some people have questioned. He lives in Monaco, where there’s plenty of other people with yachts. Why doesn’t he donate his boat to the royal family? If he’s got monograms with the words ‘Philip’ on it, that would be suitable for those who feel that the yacht should be named after Philip, Duke of Edinburgh… Prince Philip, you could just add a few, a few, you know…” Shame on the Prime Minister for even coming up with such a Marie Antoinette like idea.

July 5, 2022
Markle V Markle 2022 – Samantha Markle Wants £61k+ From Sister

As it looks set to go to jury trial, the defamation case of Samantha Markle against her sibling the Duchess of Sussex in Markle v Markle looks set to make the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case look like a walk in the park

The public have spent the first part of this year lapping up the ‘Wagatha Christie’ and Johnny Depp v Amber Heard defamation cases, but if it goes to plan Samantha M. Markle v Meghan Markle could become the truly most addictive legal ‘must watch’ of 2022.

Pitching the prospect of the Queen’s grandson’s wife, the Duchess of Sussex, appearing against her very own half-sister in a Tampa, Florida courtroom as a drama most definitely doesn’t require anything other than gleeful gloating and if it does occur, it will, quite frankly, be the ultimate sh*tshow.

Like watching a car crash, the Twitterati will no doubt be addicted. They will love the fact that the “private citizen” plaintiff, Mrs Samantha Markle, wants “in excess of £61,000 ($75,000 €71,000 or درهم275,000) exclusive of interests, costs and attorney’s fees” from her estranged ‘private when it suits’ sibling and that Prince Harry’s wife is being called out for “fake quotes against her sister.” That the pugnacious PR peddler Omid Scobie’s Finding Freedom is also being slammed as full of “false information” will be a veritable bonus.

Of that trashy tittle-tattling tome, the elder sister declares in her latest amended complaint submitted earlier this month:

“The book was used by the Duchess to affirm the false narrative that she portrayed to the Royal Family, that she supposedly lived a rags to riches storybook life. A life that took her from a humble beginning like that of Cinderella, to the wife of a Prince, a Duchess. She did not hesitate to strike back at what she mistakenly believed to be actions of Mrs. Markle, her older sister, against her.”

“She needed to distance herself from Mrs. Markle and to blame any and all issues on her. In the book Finding Freedom, in which the Duchess provided the information through her communications secretary, there is an entire chapter 12, starting on Page 310 entitled A Problem Like Samantha which defamed Mrs. Markle and falsely describes her ‘ploys’ to gain notoriety and money from her relation to the Duchess.”

“It stated as fact: ‘The trouble began with Samantha Markle. Meghan’s romance with Harry had hardly been public a full 24 hours when her half-sister sensed an opportunity. Never mind that she hadn’t seen her estranged half-sister in more than a decade. Samantha – who had changed her name from Yvonne and died her hair a fresh shade of blond…’”

“The false and defamatory statements which follow not only caused harm to Mrs. Markle financially in her professional occupation as a mental health counselor, but also subjected her to incomprehensible amounts of public scrutiny causing her mental health and well-being to deteriorate.”

Going further, the plaintiff calls out other supposed lies and falsehoods and claims her health and reputation have suffered immensely. She adds that the Duchess of Sussex “instilled anger in her fan base against [her]” and that this “caused substantial, irreparable prejudice, injury and harm.” She suggests that she “receives hateful emails and messages on a regular basis, is subjected to ongoing negative media portrayals, news articles, nasty negative press, and her reputation has been so damaged that she has been unable to work as a mental health counselor.”

Aside from having had to “seek and obtain an ‘Injunction for Protection Against Stalking’ in Polk County, Florida against one of Defendant’s zealous fans,” here is a woman who claims to suffer “emotionally from the worldwide hatred, contempt, and ridicule that she is forced to endure” and now she’s quite rightly fighting back.

If the Duchess of Sussex and her decided drip of a husband had any sense, they’d now do one thing: They’d man-up and make amends with both their families and bring them into the fold. That, however, would be too sensible, so, of course, they bloody well won’t.

Pictured top – In times past, the ever so conveniently forgetful former actress was happy to pose for pictures with her the sister she is now at war with both in the courts and via the media.

The ever so conveniently forgetful former actress – a woman who clearly has trouble remembering how many times and when she actually got married – was happy to not only pose for pictures with her papa and to take his money to pay for her education also.

The ambitious and audacious wife of Prince Harry would, however, like pictures such as this – and others far worse – erased from the Internet.

The Duchess of Sussex truly morphed into the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ for her interview with her and Sarah, the Duchess of York’s crony Oprah Winfrey in March last year.

A truly dysfunctional family – Meghan, Tyler, Thomas Sr, Thomas Jnr and Samantha in times happier.

In choosing to be the chief tin banger for the ‘Sussex Squad,’ Scobie will go down in history only for one thing: Being on the wrong side of history. The public have seen through him and they’ve seen through the rotten royals who have done nothing but damage to the monarch, her first born son and Prince Harry’s elder sibling. Shame on him.

This is going to be a case that could will send shockwaves on both sides of the pond. It will be nothing but a sh*tshow between a woman clearly incapable of understanding the art of diplomacy and a half-sister she’s most definitely thrown under the bus. Whatever the outcome, that this has even reached this stage just proves that the Duchess of Sussex is nothing but a selfish sleazebag who is very, very, very badly advised.

June 17, 2022
God & Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Lauded As “A God”

As Ghislaine Maxwell is laughably lauded as “a God,” we examine the mucky madam’s previous references to those she perceived ‘higher beings’ including Prince Andrew and Paris Hilton

Alongside her silly, soppy siblings, internationally disgraced mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell counts pugnacious PR peddlers Brian Basham, Jay Beecher, Ross Gow and Lady Victoria Hervey as amongst those who’ve publicly made prats of themselves by defending and lauding her. Now, some complete nutter has gone further and ludicrously elevated her to the status of “a God.” You, quite frankly, simply just couldn’t make it up.

Whilst surely, being a woman – admittedly a very wicked and definitely devil-like one – she’d actually be “a Goddess” rather than “a God,” a person going by the name of Hyde Evans yesterday wrote to The Steeple Times via Twitter to express their rather ridiculous ‘reasoning.’

Possibly sent from a trolling account linked to one of the aforementioned delusional public relations spinners, the message read: “Your [sic] blocked, Ghislaine Maxwell is a god, she is innocent, you have no right to judge her, there’s [sic] women are not victims, there [sic] liars.”

Previously, aside from sitting on the Queen’s throne with her now charged with sexual offences mate Kevin Spacey in Buckingham Palace in 2002, the daughter of the late pension pot plunderer told a masseuse she’d be sending her to “someone more famous God” in June 2000. That person? The royal ratbag and payer out of £12 million to a victim of abuse he previously claimed never to have met, Prince Andrew.

On another occasion in the early 2000s in New York, whilst with the penner of a poem that disgustingly praised Jeffrey Epstein’s “24-hour erections,” Christopher Mason – a giddy gadabout who has since turned on his now “former friend” – the now-in-the-clink one-time socialite is said to have remarked: “Oh my God, who is that? Ohhhh, she’d be perfect for Jeffrey. Can you introduce us?” The person she supposedly had been looking at? The made famous by a sex tape bimbo, Paris Hilton.

Pictured top – The now estranged wife of Scott Borgerson with the accused sex offender Kevin Spacey on thrones at Buckingham Palace in 2000. Yesterday, it was confirmed that the Metropolitan Police had charged the actor with four counts of sexual assault against three men between 2005 and 2013 and that he is due at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Thursday at 10am.

After being told Ghislaine Maxwell is “a God” on here, I ask: “What else might she be considered?”
— Matthew Steeples (@M_Steeples) June 14, 2022

Today on Twitter, Matthew Steeples put up a poll – “After being told Ghislaine Maxwell is “a God” on here, I ask: “What else might she be considered?” – that has thus far had a majority favouring the answer of “evil to her core.”

A troll going by the likely fake name of Hyde Evans expressed their frankly ridiculous views before blocking @M_Steeples and @SteepleTimes on Twitter on Monday 13th June 2022. There clearly are still crackpots who actually believe in the innocence of somebody who could have used their life for good, but who, like their equally repugnant father, chose a path of dodgy and deviant behaviour. Rightly now, that person will rot for the rest of their rotten life in the clink.

“I am going to introduce you to someone more famous than God” was the observation of the convicted sex trafficker and mucky madam when she told a masseuse named Monique Giannelloni that she’d booked her to give Prince Andrew a naked massage at Buckingham Palace in June 2000.

On seeing Paris Hilton at a party in the early 2000s whilst with her creepy poem writing chum Christopher Mason, the deviant daughter of ‘The Bouncing Czech’ supposedly remarked: “Oh my God, who is that? Ohhhh, she’d be perfect for Jeffrey. Can you introduce us?”

“See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing, except to answer a question directed at you” was the mantra Maxwell and Epstein expected those ‘working’ for them to live by.

“Should Christians judge Ghislaine Maxwell? (God will REVEAL)” is an 0:59-minute video uploaded to YouTube. Of her, the unnamed presenter comments: “Obviously her sins have caught up with her… Ultimately, at the end of the day, your sins are going to catch up to you… If it’s not in this life, definitely in the life to come… Be very aware of what you do and how you live your life.”

June 14, 2022
Mucky Maxwell’s Murky Mind Games – Ghislaine Maxwell Wants To Be In A British Prison

The latest murky mind games of the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – including a demand to be put in a British rather than an American prison – illustrate her to be as warped as her deviant daddy

Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell was born in France and is also a citizen of the United Kingdom and the United States of America. Bizarrely also, when asked: “Are you a citizen of any other land?” during a 2016 deposition, this crackpot’s clearly crazy answer was: “TerraMar.” Those interviewing her, frankly, must have thought this wicked wench nothing but a noxious nutcase.

Now as sentencing approaches on 28^th June after her December 2021 conviction, this deviant is again playing games and this morning managed to get her convenient-as-ever unnamed “sources” to peddle piffle to The Mail on Sunday about how she wants to serve jail time in a British prison in spite of having been convicted and brought to justice in America.

Speaking to the paper’s Caroline Graham “in Los Angeles” for a feature article yesterday, the “source” whined of a woman who once barricaded herself in a prison conference with a trolley and who was caught at the ironically named ‘TuckedAway’ with a mobile phone wrapped in tin foil:

“Ghislaine will apply to serve out the remainder of her sentence, whatever that may be, in the UK as soon as she is able.”

“She wants to be in the UK to be closer to her family so she can have family visits. The prisons in Britain are far superior to those in the US and the Brits treat prisoners more humanely. The American system is a disgrace.”

“If she has to spend time in prison she would rather do it in the UK, where people are treated fairly and with a measure of decency.”

Going further the article again referenced Jeffrey Epstein’s co-collaborator in wicked abuse as moaning about being “kept in ‘inhumane’ conditions” and added: “On one day recently she claims to have eaten only a boiled egg and three slices of processed cheese.” We respond: “Diddums for this vegan vagabond.”

Today, we remind readers of The Steeple Times that ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ daughter has exhibited the same deviancy as her father throughout her until 2019 lush life. Aside from the apparently aborted 1994 Metropolitan Police investigation into her activities in London – which rather oddly led to no charges in spite of clear evidence of odd activities going on at her then home in South Kensington involving young girls – it is apparent that there is much more still to come from this sordid story.

It is also most definitely now time for those who Miss Maxwell trafficked to were also named, shamed and brought to justice as, after all, the conviction of a supplier requires for that supplier to have actually supplied to someone. Bring on the next arrests and meanwhile let this pension pot plunderer’s daughter see out her days in an American clink.

Pictured top – Last seen in London at a bash for the Cash & Rocket rally in the summer of 2019 in the company of the likes of ‘Twit Girls’ including Chloe Green, Paris Hilton and Caroline Stanbury, this mendacious menace has now swapped being a socialite for being a jailbird. No more Krug for this wicked wench, just processed cheese.

Ghislaine Maxwell with her chum Prince Andrew and accuser Virginia Roberts at her then home in Belgravia, London. During the 2016 deposition, Miss Maxwell referred to Miss Roberts, subsequently known as Virginia Giuffre, as a “liar” hundreds of times. Given Prince Andrew’s £12 million payout to this lady, it is now the mucky madam who is confirmed as the actual liar.

Jeffrey Epstein’s former lover and co-collaborator in the abuse and trafficking of young girls used to live the high life with her late dodgy daddy and the likes of the late Diana, Princess of Wales. She’s now consigned to where she actually belongs – the clink – and though she may moan about the conditions she has to endure, she deserves reminding that if you do bad things, you end up in bad places. Long may this evil piece of toerag rot.

Elsewhere today, after his “convenient coronavirus” during the Jubilee celebrations, non-sweater Prince Andrew has been sidelined and will NOT be attending today’s Order of the Garter ceremony at Windsor Castle. In spite of being stripped of his official royal duties, this delusional national embarrassment supposedly still believes that “he should be included in other royal and state events.”

Meanwhile yesterday at CrimeCon 2022 in London, in spite of bombarding Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ with frankly nonsensical, untrue rubbish and claiming he was going to attend to confront him during an interview he was giving, Ghislaine Maxwell’s condescending PR peddler Brian Basham showed himself as a cowardy custard and did a no-show. He was called out by members of the audience and even sent a tweet by co-host of the discussion Jennifer Hopkins asking why he’d chickened out. Known primarily for his links to the ‘Dirty Tricks’ British Airways scandal in the 1990s, Steeples shared with the audience that Basham and others such as the extremist ‘Politicalite’ pontificater Jay Beecher continue to speak out on behalf of a convicted criminal sex trafficker and this speaks heavily of their curious attitudes to victims of vile sexual abuse by those they willingly choose to associate with.

June 13, 2022
Sweaty Nonce Conveniently Gets COVID-19

Isn’t it “convenient” that the “sweaty nonce” Prince Andrew has caught COVID-19? The fan of young ladies aged 19 and under does have something to celebrate – a song about him is rocketing up the charts

Just as the rape conviction of his chum Harvey Weinstein – who attended his daughter’s Princess Beatrice’s 18^th birthday bash at Windsor Castle with fellow sex pests Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell in 2006 – was unsurprisingly upheld yesterday in New York, the no longer so grand Duke of York has gone and rather “conveniently” got coronavirus.

Previously branded “stupid” and someone who is “going to have to live a life of ridicule for a long time,” this mouthy-mouse-not-a-man’s perfectly timed occurrence has at least saved his mother embarrassment today at the Jubilee service of Thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral today.

Meanwhile elsewhere, the thankfully croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s bestie is for once rocketing up the popularity charts. A somewhat explicit song about him by a rock band named The Kunts has now made it to the UK’s top twenty trending tunes.

Pictured top – The Queen’s second son escorting his mother at the memorial to his father on Tuesday 29^th March 2022 at Westminster Abbey.

https://twitter.com/kuntandthegang/status/1531758569791574017

Twitter users reacted to Prince Andrew having to cancel attending Jubilee events due to getting coronavirus by calling it “convenient” and referencing him as a “lying, sweaty nonce.”

“Sweaty nonce” is a pair of words that will now forever be primarily linked to a mouthy-mouse-not-a-man who paid £12 million to a woman he supposedly never met let alone allegedly abused.

The photograph – taken supposedly by Jeffrey Epstein – on the first-floor landing at 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES, United Kingdom on 10th March 2001 that has been shared by the world’s media in hundreds of thousands of articles and analysed countless times by countless experts. It features the renegade royal with the then Virginia Roberts and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell and it will deservedly forever haunt this reprehensible ratbag.

Convicted sex offenders are clearly welcome at the House of York and once he gets better, maybe the Duke of York might invite around some old chums to celebrate. Predators he’s previously hung out with including Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell all attended Princess Beatrice’s 1888 themed 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle on 15th July 2006. The event cost a reported £400,000 and other guests numbered more innocent sorts including Sir David Frost, Pixie Geldoff, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Kelly Osbourne.

“Make new friends, but keep the old; the new are silver, the old are gold” is something that hasn’t quite worked out at the House of York. Stripped of his honours and unable to join Jubilee parties for his mum, the Duke of York will be free – when out of isolation – to spend time with people like Stuart Hall, Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, but all three turned out to be sexual predators. The first’s out of jail and in location unknown so that might be hard, the second is rotting in the clink and the third has croaked. “With friends like these, who needs enemies?”

There’s also the option of the bungling, coffin dodging Putin apologist Bernie Ecclestone. Perhaps the skinflint could bring round a Sloppy Giuseppe from Pizza Express (Woking branch), but likely the old crone might struggle to get his ex-wife Slavica Radić’s to empty a penny or two from the Bambino trust that she controls.

‘Simple Sarah’ and ‘Angry Andy’ could spend time (when he’s got over his “convenient” bout of COVID-19) with Ghislaine Maxwell, but she’s currently rather incoveniently incarcerated. They do have the options of the “Chanel-clad” Baroness Meyer, but she’s probably busy post-charity-tinpot-banging pompously pontificating in the House of Lords and then there is the disgraced ex-Bell Pottinger honcho James Henderson. They do say “people’s choices of friends reflect their own characters” and this lot certainly are a very curious mirror one could argue.

June 3, 2022
A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Johnny Depp’s victory was deserved; it is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain to face perjury charges

Johnny Deep v Amber Heard (Round Two) was always going to be car crash viewing. Like Rebekah Vardy v Coleen Rooney though with a bit of added crack and cocaine, this was a defamation case that frankly should not have been heard but also one that illustrated that self-serving vanity generally leads to self-deserved destruction.

As was seen when Vardy was most definitely kicked into touch in the witness box, the crocodile tears of Heard will now go down in history as representative only of someone of warped mind and wicked motive. Here was a woman whose lies have come back to haunt her and here is someone whose name will now forever be mud.

Supported by amongst others Javier Bardem, Kate Moss, Winona Ryder and Sia, Depp – admittedly a man with flaws that must be acknowledged – was not only the victor in the courtroom. He won legions of fans on social media and now though The Guardian’s Andrew Pulver suggested that the careers prospects of both will continue to suffer, I’d argue it’ll be quite to the contrary for Depp.

Currently enjoying life to the full on a tour of Britain with guitarist Jeff Beck and singer Sam Fender and clearly making the most of life, the Pirates of the Caribbean star is now £6.66 million ($8.35 million, €7.81 million or درهم30.67 million) richer and deservedly headed to a pub in Newcastle to neck a pint or ten last night.

‘Anxious Amber,’ meanwhile, may now feel “disappointment,” but in falsely claiming this verdict “sets back the clock to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could be publicly shamed and humiliated.” Instead of accepting the decision and moving on, she ludicrously whinged:

“I believe Johnny’s attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of Freedom of Speech and ignore evidence that was so conclusive that we won in the UK.”

“I’m sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American – to speak freely and openly.”

Ending with a far more dignified statement, Depp simply concluded:

“The best is yet to come and a new chapter has finally begun.”

“Veritas numquam perit.”

“Truth never perishes.”

It is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain and charged with perjury for the clear lies she told at the Royal Courts of Justice; it is now time also to remember that Johnny Depp – who showed his positivity and unbeat personality in saying: “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all – is a talented man who deserves to once again be left to focus on treading the boards.

On Twitter, Nick Adams joined the vast majority in rightly concluded that this was a victory “for all men who have been wrongfully accused of sexual assault.”

Others amended the statement of the haranguer Heard and called her out for what she genuinely, truly, most definitely is – an out and out liar.

Mocking the likely next chapter for the mendacious minx, one website suggested this decidedly deviant’s net worth now to be -$10 million. Her career deservedly in tatters, her reputation in ruins and her future prospects panned, here is someone who should have long ago learnt the art of silence. Instead, here was an attention seeker with more front than Brighton who finally got what she deserved. It is time for this wicked woman to now disappear.

June 2, 2022