That Heather Mills has returned to the public eye is nothing but awful; please could someone just send her to Siberia?
When one thought the worst was over and one of Britain’s most loathed women had finally gone away, that woman just had to stick her oar in yet again.
Yesterday, The Sunday Times reported that Heather Mills (formerly Lady McCartney) – a woman who pompously claims to possess “an inert ability to defy and conquer anything that falls in her path” on her “official website” – now wants to be “Britain’s vegan queen.”
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Sharing news that Mills – a woman best known for chucking a jug of water over Baroness Shackleton during her divorce from the equally annoying old crooner and vegetarian diet enthusiast Sir Paul McCartney – is to open Britain’s largest vegan food factory in a former Walkers Crisps factory, the paper revealed that this inelegant harpy “wants to make the north-east a centre for vegan food production – a vegan valley.”
In the article Mills – renowned for her bad temper and for once having screamed: “You bitch, you bitch” at the technical head of the International Paralympic Committee – also declared: “The big market is flexitarian – people who eat meat, fish and dairy but who want to cut back or who want the chance to try vegan or veggie food… It’s like taking someone over a bridge to help wean them off meat.”
Mills’ unimaginatively named company, Vbites, offers such hideous sounding products as ‘coconut cheese’ and ‘cholesterol free, meat free chorizo chunks’ on its website. We doubt, like ‘Harridan Heather’ herself, they’ll ever catch on.
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She needs a vegan sausage rammed up her sorry behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT send this broad Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!! We do NOT need her in Oz!!!!!!!!!!!! Witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCartney must have had rocks in his head getting sucked in by this object. Still, he paid for it big time with his ego and his wallet. Flexitarian is rediculous, your either a vego or a vegan, they want their cake and eat it as well. If god wanted us all to be vego’s he wouldn’t have made cows out of meat. Anybody ever seen a healthy looking Vegan?
Do NOT send this broad Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She probably stinks of lentils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not worth a tinnie of Castlemaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Force feed her foie gras.
The food does look disgusting I must say.
This is a really spiteful blog which utterly derides a woman I’m guessing the writer has never met.
Vitriolic.
Wrong. I have met Ms Mills and I found her thoroughly unpleasant. A fact is not a fact until you’ve proven it is a fact and plainly you are incapble of such action.