Thursday, January 28, 2021

Dine With Donald

Matthew Steeples suggests readers reject Donald Trump’s desperate plugs for an opportunity to win dinner with his own very sorry self

 

In the past twenty-four hours I’ve received four messages begging me to buy my way in to being in with a chance of winning a dinner with Donald Trump on Tuesday 21st March in Washington, D.C.

 

In the series of email missives, ‘The Donald’s’ representative boast that the winner of this “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” will get to “attend the annual March dinner for FREE”. They list the benefits and amongst them are:

 

A trip to D.C.: FREE

 

A stay in TRUMP Hotel: FREE

 

A dinner with President Trump: PRICELESS

 

Though “making a contribution does not increase your chances of winning” nor likely your time getting to share “alternative facts” with Kellyanne Conway, entrants are urged to donate $10 to get one entry, $20 to get 4 entries, $50 to get 10 entries or $100 to get 50 entries. Whoever wins will be “President Trump’s guests of honor [sic] at the BIGGEST Republican event of the year”. Lucky them.

 

In London, a manager of a Chelsea restaurant, on hearing of the “opportunity” to share an over-cooked steak topped with ketchup with the 45th POTUS, remarked: “I’d rather go with one of the local tramps than dine with that old mutt”.

 

An embarrassed American, sat nearby, laughed and added: “I’d rather eat wasps, nails and paving stones”.

 

If you really do desire an evening with a lunatic, click here to be in with a chance to win dinner with Donald Trump.

 

Twitter: @M_Steeples

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald is MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and you’d turn down dinner with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need locking up!!!!!!!!!!!! Idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I’d pat him on the back and say well done for defeating Crooked Hillary and then I’d ask him to hurry up about draining the swamp and locking up Crooked Hillary.

  3. Guest of Honour make speeches at such events. I’d like to be the winner and halfway through the speech be escorted out of the building. The Irish President got away with it. However what would happen if one of those Muslim people from a banned country happened to win? Would they fake the results to make sure it didn’t happen?

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