Thursday, November 26, 2020

Bog Off Bungling Boris

Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan for Brexit or coronavirus

Boris Johnson hates his job. That is plain given this showman has never been one for detail and whilst our sources tell us he’ll be gone by Christmas, I’d put money on this chaotic cretin sadly limping on into the spring.

 

Slammed even in the crusading From The Hornets Nest blog this week as “a liability,” “a buffoon,” “a music hall turn” and a man of “muddled thinking” Johnson’s disastrous handling of the Marcus Radford/free school meals debacle shows him as beyond out of touch.

 

As FTHN quite rightly highlighted, Johnson’s decision to pose with a fat laden sausage sandwich during a visit to a Reading hospital with Prue Leith this week is indicative of his ridiculousness at a time when he should be focused on fighting obesity rather than encouraging it.

 

Whilst the departure of ‘Bosie The Clown’ would be very much welcomed given his thus far completely disastrous handling of both Brexit and coronavirus, who would come next? Rishi ‘King of the Bailout’ Sunak plainly wants the job, but is he upto it?

 

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Bog Off Bungling Boris – Bungling Boris Johnson must quit – Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan.
Bog Off Bungling Boris – Bungling Boris Johnson visited a hospital with Prue Leith (who’d previously quit the Conservative Party after ironically condemning the party over food standards).

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  1. Having agreed to most of this, I must draw the line at the sandwich.
    I am very partial to a sausage sandwich in between two slices of, toasted sourdough bread, then smeared with Horseradish sauce, heaven.

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