Spotted on both the Fulham Road and Kings in Chelsea in recent days, a sometimes lycra-clad lady has been spotted by beady eyed readers gyrating in the glistening windows of empty shops. In days of old, we had ‘Widow Twanky’ and in days of coronavirus lockdown, we’ve got ‘Window Twerky.’
Presumably using said elevations as the mirror in which she can celebrate her very own maniac moves, little else is known about this non-conformist. Today, therefore, we ask anyone in the know to send in this wonderfully wacky woman’s name. We would like to contact her and push her forward to Simon Cowell for an audition as he will undoubtedly join in giving an almighty ‘YES!’
The Steeple Times joins those suggesting that this wacky wonder deserves wider public accolade and also a thank you for bringing joy to all who’ve witnessed her Fifty Shades of Crazy antics during this Strictly insane time. Bring on yet more batshit bonkers as, after all, that’s what the Kings Road was always meant to be all about.
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Rock on ‘Window Twerky’ – Your nation needs you!
With thanks to Claire Rubinstein and Tom Griffiths for first sharing ‘Window Twerky’ at-work on their Instagram stories.
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11 comments
I do just the same but I do it in a ballgown. You should be celebrating me.
She makes Madonna look like an amateur. Dance baby, dance.
Is it Tamara Ecclestone? Perhaps she’s trying to attract public attention as part of her attempt to escape the clutches of Jay Rutland and her spermless daddy.
Lock her up! Bring back the Chelsea Asylum as this weirdo definitely belongs inside the vaults.
Do you know what? Nothing surprises me anymore with the sights to be seen in London.
If you wish to be uplifted in the spirit department just spend the day people watching with your beverage of choice.
She needs sectioning – stupid psycho plainly escaped from a mad house already so should so go back
She has been doing this for years. Nothing new with her.
What does she do? Is she stand in front of any special place?
Do watch the videos and you’ll get a flavour. She seems to like shop windows esepcially.
Reminds me of Harry Worth lol.
Diggin’ the dancing queen!