Rebekah Vardy Carrie: Sport, Racing And Society Story

In the completely wasteful ‘Wagatha Christie’ defamation case, Rebekah Vardy succeeded in scoring many an own goal and now it seems this hapless harridan has kicked herself further into the quagmire in returning to social media to offer up compliments the Prime Minister’s pugnacious puppet mistress, Carrie Johnson.

Revealed yesterday by The Spectator’s ‘Steerpike,’ the wife of the lump of lard Leicester striker that is Jamie Vardy responded to an Instagram post by the blithering buffoon Boris Johnson’s wife that featured an image of her and her current husband leaving the Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving last weekend at St Paul’s Cathedral.

Curiously, though the post made no mention of the boos and jeers the couple deservedly received, Coleen Rooney’s rival thought it appropriate to respond and remark: “You look stunning Carrie.” She followed with a heart emoji and “xx” kisses.

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Matthew Steeples suggests that cool-and-collected Coleen Rooney very much deserved her victory over the mendacious minx Rebekah Vardy; the lesson from the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case is not to take legal action when you know you’ve told porky pies.

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Matthew Steeples suggests ‘Wagatha Christie’ Coleen Rooney is made of more grit than ‘Chatty Rat’ Rebekah Vardy; that the latter asked “Who’s Davy Jones?” and turned on the tears in court is simply illustrative that she’s a true own goaler.

Of this ‘Steerpike’ tellingly observed: “It seems that Carrie’s Labour red outfit won her one fan at least… It’s good to see that the controversies of the past haven’t blunted Vardy’s Insta game. Wags of a feather stick together.”

Perhaps the former Miss Symonds might now return the compliment with an invite to her Lulu Lytle clad apartment in Downing Street. Chuck in “the gays” – as she supposedly likes to call her sidekicks that number Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone – and fire up the ABBA and it’ll be time for ‘Partygate Mark II.’ A WAG, after all, can certainly bring plenty of zesty Lambrusco Bianco to get the bash balling-up.

Pictured top – Both women like to wear hats that make them look quite beyond stupid; that Mrs Vardy (left) likes to wear ones that sport messages such as “you can’t handle the truth” to provoke her rival Mrs Rooney speaks volumes as to the nature of her true character.

One would have thought the leading WAG might have decided to take a break from social media after a trial that – win or lose – will cost her and her husband millions. Instead, the Leicester city striker’s wayward wife came out in support of #TeamCarrieJohnson during the Jubilee festivities on Instagram.

As the Prime Minister and his wife arrived at and left last Friday’s Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving event, they were met with jeering. It illustrated how hated they truly are and it is most certainly indication that it is time for them to go. With polls predicting a “very heavy loss” in the Wakefield by-election to Labour and a loss also to the Liberal Democrats in Tiverton, perhaps his spouse might persuade Rebekah Vardy to join them on the campaign trail. It’d certainly be yet another own goal given just 3% of respondents to a poll by ‘The Steeple Times’ thought the Leicester City striker’s wife was the person coming out best in the ‘Wagatha Christie’ libel case.

Who is coming out of the Wagatha Christie libel case best?
— The Steeple Times (@SteepleTimes) May 17, 2022

43% of respondents to our poll in May believed Coleen Rooney to be coming out of the libel case best whilst 49% thought it was the judge in the matter, The Hon. Mrs Justice Steyn, who had triumphed. The agitator in the matter, however, was clearly the one seen to have done worst by allowing this matter to escalate as far as it has.