Owner of Hustler magazine, Larry Flynt, urges Donald Trump to come clean about the size of his manhood
Last Friday, Donald Trump finally met his match. In a publicly issued letter in the wake of yet another set of silly comments by The Donald during a FOX News debate on Thursday, Hustler owner and chairman Larry Flynt stated:
Dear Mr Trump,
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The credibility of your entire campaign for the Republican presidential nomination hangs in the balance on the basis of one all important issue: the size of your penis.
This issue has been put on the agenda, not by your opponents, not by an inquiring press corps [sic], and not by any of your former wives or mistresses. You yourself raised this issue in the GOP presidential debate on March 3rd. You said: “He (Senator Rubio) referred to my hands – – ‘if they’re small, something else must be small’. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee”.
So far we only have your word that you have a huge penis. But there has been no objective authority who has made a verification of your claim.
I making you an offer that you must not refuse if anyone is to believe you. I have a team of doctors ready today to conduct the examination required to confirm your boast. If you reject this offer, I can only conclude that you are not the man you say you are and that your bragging about your penis size is as fraudulent as Trump University.
Please contact me immediately.
Sincerely,
Larry Flynt
Contact: [email protected]
As of yet, The King of the Combover has supposedly failed to respond. Surprise, surprise.
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22 comments
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Larry Flynt has style, class and aplomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump may seem like he’s winning but his campaign will fall off the rails. Hillary Clinton will be president.
Let’s hope he can raise to the challenge.
The Australian perception of class….Larry Flynt! Says all we need to know. Thanks Small Rod.
Interesting that Small Rod admires Flynt. I see Flynt’s daughter accused him of sexually abusing her as a child.
Dodgy
Rise…not raise. You Aussies…!
Where’s your education?
Yuck, yuck and double yuck. They are both disgusting and they’re both playing on getting free publicity for their dirty businesses. Disgraces, the pair of them.
My Humble apologies Peter,
I always wanted to be a brain surgeon, now I are one.
Although I only take them out, and somebody else puts them in..
Pathetic.
O’ Larry, it is not the quantity that matters, it is the quality, you can hardly stand on your feet, only thing you can raise is your hand, you silly fucker.
Had missed this penile poser through Wifi failure
Oddly, for reasons known only to me: I am an expert in this area
To be ‘ blessed ‘ with large penis is more of nuisance than a benefit, in that one has to have sex lying down position as one is likely to swoon through shortness of blood to the brain
Also – there are other minor problems with erectile percentage – yawn
Stop it immediately Dodgy
A great man, Cyril Connolly, was at a dinner party, sitting next to someone as boring as you. After a few minutes Connolly started to blub. The guest, concerned, asked, ” Mr Connolly, is everything all right?”. He replied, ” No, I am just so BORED”. Resonate, Dodgy?
Peters Wife asked him,
“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later Peter comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”
I heard that at prep school, Dodgy. It was sort of funny then-in a ‘schoolboyish’ sort of way: now, well, best not to upset you…..but it’s the sort of joke an imbecilic overgrown schoolboy might make!
That actually made me chuckle. Almost worthy of the Two Ronnies.
Now now Peter, don’t get bitchy, touch a little nerve did I?
yes, a nerve of irritation with fools
Well, if you can’t take the heat…
I cannot take fools-of which you are one such….
Oh come on Pete, don’t get upset, where is your sense of humour, Glenmore had a little chuckle, didn’t he?
and he is your best buddy. If you find me or other people irritating making comments on here. Then try to refrain from making smart arse comments about others. It would be nice to see you say something positive for a change. Now go away and try to pen something nice to say, for once.
Sorry, Dodgy….I made it a rule of my life never to take advice from fatheads so I guess that counts you out,
Fathead, hmmm, very profound you scholar you, I must try and remember that one, yes it does count me out lol.