“The human” Alexa Chung can be relied upon to make utterly everything about herself.
Earlier this month, the “fashion genius” and “belle of the ball” revealed that she begged David and Victoria Beckham to talk to her at a party. Of the encounter, this strange woman bizarrely told the Mail on Sunday’s ‘Talk of the Town’ column: “I said: ‘I know you have a lot of money, but I’ll pay you anything to talk to me right now.’ And they were really nice.” The trick plainly worked – as Miss Chung got the column inches she plainly so desperately so craves.
Now with no one in their right mind wanting to talk to the very wealthy Beckhams – who’ve quite deservedly joined the ranks of the pariahs of the coronavirus pandemic due to their shameless attempts to get the state to bailout their failing businesses – Chung yesterday moved on to share her latest woe in order to garner a few more words in print.
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Moron of the Moment – Alexa Chung
Self-declared “human” Alexa Chung’s fashion business unsurprisingly flops; the “stuck-up socialite’s” company is supposedly very deservedly “in tatters.”
“The only thing people want to know about her is what it’s like having the same name as Amazon’s [Alexa]” stated ‘Talk of the Town,’ before concluding: “Unsurprisingly, she’s getting a bit fed up.” Chung – whom (as you do) loves “people-watching” in airports and “Googling pictures of Jane Birkin” at breakfast – herself added: “This is the most frequently asked question in my life.” Ah, diddums!
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She needs help. Clinical help. Urgently.
She needs locking up. Psycho bitch.
She is nothing but a self centred, vacant, irrelevant vacuous human. Go away.
The worst kind of nobody other than Tamara Ecclestone and that hideous sister Botox face.
Just another self centred little twat who craves the limelight. They contribute nothing and are quite simply famous for being famous. Saying and doing anything outrageous to get publicity. Go away you stupid bitch and get a job, try and achieve some good.
Who the fuck is she?
Another quackers nobody who needs locking down for as long as necessary.
She needs beating with a broom. Witch.