The Daily Mail’s reporting of Alexa Chung’s latest ‘launch’ was utterly cringeworthy; why is she considered to be newsworthy?
The Daily Mail just cannot help itself. For them, if Alexa Chung picked up a tea cup, it’d be international news.
Reporting on this model-presenter-and-just-about-everything-else-on-the-planet possible launching a range of sunglasses, the paper this time remarked on her “stylish figure” and how she “allowed her dress to do the talking.”
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Alexa Chung transitions from “fashion genius” to “fashion designer” and shares her views on Googling and airports; Matthew Steeples asks: “Who’d want to miss such important news?” Is there nothing that the ‘Queen of Instagram’ (with her 3.1 million followers) Alexa Chung cannot master? This “phenomenon,” “starlet” and “human” (that’s her very own description […]
It’s Just Awful Being Alexa
Self-absorbed Alexa Chung isn’t worrying about people dying from coronavirus; she’s too busy moaning about people not focusing on the real her “The human” Alexa Chung can be relied upon to make utterly everything about herself. Earlier this month, the “fashion genius” and “belle of the ball” revealed that she begged David and Victoria […]
“British fashion icon” and “It girl” Chung commented on how her “reality” has been “warped” by her participation in the modelling industry and remarked on how she likes to make “emotional connection[s].” She spoke of her “#MeToo moment” and was pictured being kissed simultaneously on each cheek by both Pixie Geldoff and Jack Guinness.
Appropriately this “fashion genius” turned “fashion designer’s” plainly epic event was held in a restaurant named ‘Wild By Tart.’ You just couldn’t make it up.
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Alexa Dung ? Never heard of her nor have the British public apart from her sycophantic columnist friends on the trash rags .