Anthea Turner can be relied upon to swing into action and make stupid statements, but, as the country locks due to coronavirus, down she’s yet again made a total berk of herself.
In a tweet yesterday, Cadbury’s Flake loving ‘Princess Tippytoes’ (AKA ‘The Woman Who Put The Ug! In Smug’) cringeworthily announced:
“Sadly have to inform you that ‘Cundyvirus’ @lizziecundy has hit the UK Its the deadly fear of ‘Staying In’ Help lines are being set, in the meantime if you see Lizzie wandering the streets looking in carpet shops wearing not many clothes & clutching a bottle of Fizz contact me.”
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Anth’ Swings Into Action
Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials? Anthea Turner likes a chocolate bar. She particularly likes Cadbury’s Flakes and at her last wedding she and her beau began their union by shoving them into their gobs most enthusiastically. Turner, the […]
Angry Anth’
Flake botherer Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé at Heathrow Airport Life isn’t always a bed of roses for ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ (AKA ‘F**k I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner) and this morning’s Mirror revealed yet another botch up by this hectoring harpy. Spotted […]
Whilst Lizzie Cundy’s habit of flashing her knickers and showing her cleavage is well-known, one is left asking if “incredibly annoying” Miss Turner’s words are appropriate at a time when over 100 people have died of a virus that is causing panic throughout the land.
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Do not send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s probably got the disease as has Cundy!!!!!!!!!! The Sheila is MENTALLY UNHINGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The gift that (unfortunately) keeps on giving. Does she never realise it might be better to say nothing at all?