Friday, September 15, 2023

Anth’ Swings Into Action

Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials?

Anthea Turner likes a chocolate bar. She particularly likes Cadbury’s Flakes and at her last wedding she and her beau began their union by shoving them into their gobs most enthusiastically.

 

Turner, the MailOnline took an entire article to announce today, has “asked her best friend Lizzie Cundy to be one of her bridesmaids at her upcoming wedding to Mark Armstrong.”

 

Aside from this being truly ‘exciting’ and ‘stirring’ for the entire nation, Turner’s latest ‘revelation’ shows her yet again as a woman who swings into action. Like, say Anthea Rice, no challenge is too much for her and of where she shared this vitally important news – at the launch of a bar owned by the formerly ‘trout pouted’ Leslie Ash – the paper continued:

 

“Lizzie clearly got the memo from Anthea, as she stepped out clad in a skinny pair of leather trousers, teaming hers with a black lace-up body.”

 

“The former WAG kept things simple as she opted for a nude pair of barely-there stilettos to complete her ensemble.”

 

“The brunette beauty looked typically preened with a bouncy blow-dry and a glamorous make-up look.”

 

Whatever next for this leather clad duo? A little party with a few whips and chains?

 

Pictured top: Leather panted Anthea Turner, Mark Armstrong, Lizzie Cundy (also leather panted), Lee Chapman and Leslie Ash.

 

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5 COMMENTS

  1. Why does the Mail continue to allow Turner and Cundy to peddle themselves as newsworthy? Both of them are has beens. Switch them off.

    P.S. The way that Cundy has been gossiping about Meghan Markle is quite inappropriate also. She should shut her trap. And also learn to dress like a woman of her age.

  2. They all look very sexually enthusiastic but they’re too old!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not send them Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t want them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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