Monday, August 22, 2022

Lowbrow Lizzie

Rugby star Danny Cipriani to sue ageing desperado WAG Lizzie Cundy’s publishers over her tawdry claims about bedding him

There’s lowbrow and then there’s the country’s leading knicker flasher, Lizzie Cundy.

 

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With news that Soho Friday Media, the publishers of Cundy’s Tales From The Red Carpet, are being sued for breaches of privacy and data protection rules, comes proof that there’s no hole that isn’t an open goal for Cundy.

 

Cipriani (branded ‘Danny Chipolata’ by previous lover Katie Price for his supposedly “lean” appendage), apparently, has taken objection to a number of passages in Cundy’s likely highly exaggerated tell-all. Aside from claiming she “sodded the consequences” to have “noisy secret sex” with the 20-year-her-junior rugby player “under the nose of his mum,” Cundy also suggested she hid herself “behind a plant pot” on occasion also.

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Previously Cundy – a woman who likes to “dress like a scrubber” – has also argued she has been “jilted” by the Duchess of Sussex and “flashed her knickers as poured champagne over a naked waiter” at the now defunct Caramel restaurant in Brompton Cross. What class.

 

Pictured top: Lizzie Cundy (right) flashes her boobs whilst in the company of the loopy chocolate bar muncher Anthea Turner.

 

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  1. Lizzie needs to be sent Down Under for my pleasure needs!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d give her a good seeing to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy, yummy, yum yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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