There’s awkward and then there’s Prince Andrew and then there’s awful and there’s Prince Andrew.
On Friday, witty journalist Caitlin Moran continued the barrage of mockery of this ghastly buffoon in The Times. She referenced how there no longer any “non-creepy” stories about this repugnant royal and cited stories about how the alleged non-sweating, Pizza Express (Woking branch) fanatic took alleged potential sexual conquests to Buckingham Palace. He supposedly told them to sit “on the Queen’s throne and pretend to be her and onto the famous balcony to wave to “imaginary crowds.”
Continuing about these “what-abouts,” Moran concluded: “I know now the thing I would least like to see: Prince Andrew licking a stamp.” Spot on.
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Taking Down Randy Andy
As Richard Kay declares that “Prince Andrew’s fall is now complete and Virginia Giuffre demands he be “taken down,” it is time the randy non-sweater answered the FBI’s questions.
EXCLUSIVE – Oh Randy, Oh Randy Andy
‘The Times’ allows a most curious notice to appear on its ‘Register’ page; Could it have been cryptically penned by Ghislaine Maxwell to Prince Andrew? The ‘Register’ page of The Times is a place where families announce forthcoming marriages and share news of deaths, funerals and memorials as well. Royal court circulars also get a […]
Pictured top: Prince Andrew and his equally ghastly ex-wife, Sarah, Duchess of York.
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6 comments
Do not send him Down Under!!!!!!!!!! Our Sheilas would not be safe with him on the prowl!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s probably diseased anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not touch the sweaty Betty!!!!!!!!!
He should be in jail.
The Queen should get a grip and send her hideous groping son to the FBI.
Lock him up!
Caitlin Moran’s reference to the rampant royal licking his mum put me off my morning coffee.
Yes when are the FBI going to subpoena this rapist and ask a few questions. Obviously the UK govt haven’t got the balls to do anything. He should be put in the stocks along with that other deviant slag, Ghislane Maxwell, they both think they are untouchable.