Caitlin Moran sums up the Duke of York perfectly in mocking the deviant royal’s creepiness
There’s awkward and then there’s Prince Andrew and then there’s awful and there’s Prince Andrew.
On Friday, witty journalist Caitlin Moran continued the barrage of mockery of this ghastly buffoon in The Times. She referenced how there no longer any “non-creepy” stories about this repugnant royal and cited stories about how the alleged non-sweating, Pizza Express (Woking branch) fanatic took alleged potential sexual conquests to Buckingham Palace. He supposedly told them to sit “on the Queen’s throne and pretend to be her and onto the famous balcony to wave to “imaginary crowds.”
Continuing about these “what-abouts,” Moran concluded: “I know now the thing I would least like to see: Prince Andrew licking a stamp.” Spot on.
Pictured top: Prince Andrew and his equally ghastly ex-wife, Sarah, Duchess of York.