‘Randy Andy’ has never been considered capable of carefulness in his choice of company, but in opting to have one of the stingiest billionaires on the planet round for a spot of dinner (and a “few high-spirited games” afterwards according to The Sun) shows this alleged groper’s demise is nearly complete.
This morning, the paper reported the Duke of York and his family had the poisonous dwarf Bernie Ecclestone round to his Royal Lodge, Windsor home last Wednesday to celebrate his birthday. That they couldn’t get a better quality of guest given the scandals they’re engulfed in is not surprising, but one is only left asking: “What did this reprehensible bunch consume?”
Given tax careful Bernard – a man with qualities that would be make Leona Helmsley look generous – is renowned for his meanness with money, most likely he brought with him the cheapest margherita from the Woking branch of Pizza Express. Undoubtedly nobody sweated either and one can likely predict that ‘The Coffin Dodger’ opted to take the takeaway cardboard box home with him for re-use later.
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Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons Most people consider city pigeons – but certainly not their country cousins, the wood pigeon – to be pests. Some would go as far as to term them “flying rats,” but plainly Bernie Ecclestone feels to the contrary. […]
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‘The Times’ allows a most curious notice to appear on its ‘Register’ page; Could it have been cryptically penned by Ghislaine Maxwell to Prince Andrew? The ‘Register’ page of The Times is a place where families announce forthcoming marriages and share news of deaths, funerals and memorials as well. Royal court circulars also get a […]
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Donald is f***ed!!!!!!!!!!!! Savage is a beast and he should rod off!!!!!!!!
Winston Churchill!? Bah! Never in a million years! Good spanner in the works.
What a pair. Well suited bedfellows.
What is disturbing about Trump’s popularity and poll ratings, is that it reveals the bigotry and racism that is dear to the hearts of many in the GOP, sometimes known as the Republic Party, but which I call the Gas and Oil Party.
That party has lost the votes of younger Americans, has alienated the large and growing Hispanic constituency, and been deserted by middle-of-the-raod urban voters. It’s left with a rump of rural gun enthusiasts, racists, homophobes and religious nuts. Each day it becomes more irrelevant to more American lives and closer to political obscurity.