Life isn’t always a bed of roses for ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ (AKA ‘F**k I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner) and this morning’s Mirror revealed yet another botch up by this hectoring harpy.
Spotted at Heathrow Airport aiming to get to New York, “I haven’t given up on love” Turner was seen rowing with her convicted policeman attacker fiancé Mark Armstrong after she messed up their ESTA paperwork.
After realising the error, “the angry couple” Turner and Armstrong’s luggage was removed from the belt at check-in and they were described as “looking stressed.” Subsequently, Armstrong “gesticulated wildly” (though it seems unlikely on this occasion that any magic mushrooms had been consumed) whilst Turner “stormed off” and “angrily pointed at her phone.”
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Anth’ Swings Into Action
Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials? Anthea Turner likes a chocolate bar. She particularly likes Cadbury’s Flakes and at her last wedding she and her beau began their union by shoving them into their gobs most enthusiastically. Turner, the […]
Inapproriate Anth’
Anthea Turner makes an inappropriate joke about coronavirus in referencing her knicker flashing chum Lizzie Cundy as ‘Cundyvirus’ Anthea Turner can be relied upon to swing into action and make stupid statements, but, as the country locks due to coronavirus, down she’s yet again made a total berk of herself. In a tweet yesterday, […]
In due course Anth’ was able to swing into action to resolve the situation, but no mention was made in the article as to whether she calmed her third hubby-to-be down with a Cadbury’s Flake.
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Thank God she wasn’t coming Down Under!!!!!!!!!! I would not want to share a Castlemaine with this Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!! As for Marky Boy, he looks like a complete prick ass jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He must be blind too —- falling for that harlot!!!!!!!!!!!! Wrecking ball for the both of them!!!!!!!! Urgent!!!!
Who’s worse? Her or Esther McVey?
I bet they made up for it later with a bit of slap and tickle.
She is truly awful
Strumpet woman — lock her up!
Leave Anthea alone – she was always nice to Rolf Harris and he is innocent as I am sure is Mark Armstrong. You must apologise to Rolf and Alywn. Now.
Why don’t you get on the plane with them and piss off, the 3 Amigos.
Nasty cow.
P.S. Pay the poor cleaners from Imagine Homes before going on holiday you witch.
Why don’t you get on the plane with them and piss off, the 3 Amigos.