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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Angry Anth’

Flake botherer Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé at Heathrow Airport

Life isn’t always a bed of roses for ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ (AKA ‘F**k I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner) and this morning’s Mirror revealed yet another botch up by this hectoring harpy.


Spotted at Heathrow Airport aiming to get to New York, “I haven’t given up on love” Turner was seen rowing with her convicted policeman attacker fiancé Mark Armstrong after she messed up their ESTA paperwork.


After realising the error, “the angry couple” Turner and Armstrong’s luggage was removed from the belt at check-in and they were described as “looking stressed.” Subsequently, Armstrong “gesticulated wildly” (though it seems unlikely on this occasion that any magic mushrooms had been consumed) whilst Turner “stormed off” and “angrily pointed at her phone.”


In due course Anth’ was able to swing into action to resolve the situation, but no mention was made in the article as to whether she calmed her third hubby-to-be down with a Cadbury’s Flake.


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Angry Anth’ – Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé Mark Armstrong at Heathrow Airport.
Angry Anth’ – Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé Mark Armstrong at Heathrow Airport.
Angry Anth’ – Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé Mark Armstrong at Heathrow Airport.


  1. Thank God she wasn’t coming Down Under!!!!!!!!!! I would not want to share a Castlemaine with this Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!! As for Marky Boy, he looks like a complete prick ass jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He must be blind too —- falling for that harlot!!!!!!!!!!!! Wrecking ball for the both of them!!!!!!!! Urgent!!!!

  2. Leave Anthea alone – she was always nice to Rolf Harris and he is innocent as I am sure is Mark Armstrong. You must apologise to Rolf and Alywn. Now.


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