Fergie Does Porridge

As the Duchess of York makes a fool of herself retching over a bowl of porridge in a blonde wig, one has to question why nobody reins this imbecile in; Fergie should ideally learn the art of silence

Described subsequently on Twitter as “looking like she is one of those trips that can only really be facilitated by ketamine and a large amount of rum,” the Duchess of York has again made an utter prat of herself on her Fergie & Friends YouTube channel.

 

Dressed in a blonde wig as Goldilocks, the former royal was videoed prancing around and retching over a bowl of porridge. Aside from the fact that she plainly missed the irony that her former husband’s ex-bestie Ghislaine Maxwell is currently “doing porridge,” Sarah Ferguson clearly has not learned a single thing from the Duke of York’s disastrous car crash interview with Emily Maitlis.

 

Whilst Prince Andrew should finally focus on doing the decent thing and going off to be interviewed by the FBI instead, his simpleton wife should do something else: Zip it.

 

Pictured top: Sarah Ferguson – an extremely stupid woman whom took £15,000 to pay off debts from the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein – retching over a bowl of porridge and being chased around the garden of the Berkshire home she shares with her ex-husband.

 

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Fergie Does Porridge – Duchess of York makes a fool of herself again – As the Duchess of York makes a fool of herself retching over a bowl of porridge in a blonde wig, one has to question why nobody reins this imbecile in; Fergie should ideally learn the art of silence.
Twitter users unsurprisingly reacted to the Duchess of York’s antics with mocking comments.
Fergie Does Porridge – Duchess of York makes a fool of herself again – As the Duchess of York makes a fool of herself retching over a bowl of porridge in a blonde wig, one has to question why nobody reins this imbecile in; Fergie should ideally learn the art of silence.
Another suggested the Duchess of York to be a female narcissist.

5 COMMENTS

  1. It’s ironic really retching over something that maybe soon her current house mates daily breakfast, and also should have been part of her diet with some of her past exploits. The woman is a ticking time bomb, you never know which foot she’s going to plant in her gob next. It’s the idle rich not knowing what to do with their boring lives next. Prancing around the garden dressed as goldilocks is obviously a kinky sex game to get HRH in the mood, i hear he likes them young. It must have been very hot in that bear suit, oh I forgot, he doesn’t sweat does he?

  2. The Royals should really be abit more choosy .
    Something clearly wrong in the vetting process here ? I mean if she was a race horse would they have bought her ?

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