Friday, April 26, 2024

The Cat That Lost The Maxwell Cream

The story of what happened to Ghislaine Maxwell’s cat after her arrest is too ludicrous for words

As Ghislaine Maxwell languishes in the clink for the next year, she will undoubtedly be gradually discussed less and less until her trial actually begins – but, for now, this wacky woman’s weird lifestyle continues to attract headlines.

 

Yesterday, aside from the Independent suggesting the mucky madam is now living in a prison compared to “hell” and The Sun commenting on her ex-boyfriend having his yacht “deep cleaned” (presumably to eliminate all trace of the stench of her), a “dog and cat news” website named Wamiz bizarrely reported that “60 armed FBI agents and police” had to scour woodland adjoining her house looking for a cat that scarpered.

 

Aside from Miss Maxwell (or whatever her marital name is given she is actually in a union of some form) trying to hide or run from those seeking to arrest her, it seems her cat got “injured at the start of the raid” and then “ran from the house and was lost to nearby woods.”

 

The animal was found four days later and is “doing well and recovering from its ordeal” supposedly, but whether it recovers from having had the paedo procurer as its owner will plainly not be known for quite some time. God help the poor creature.

 

Facebook: @TheSteepleTimes

Instagram: @TheSteepleTimes

Twitter: @SteepleTimes

 

Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

3 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t worry guys I expect there’s a good animal behavourist waiting in the wings who has just been waiting for this publicity bonanza. After all this is the good old US of A. I can just imagine the trauma this poor moggy must have endured with the feds kicking down the front door, and God knows what sort of counseling she will need when she funds out her owner was a madame and a whore.

  2. Seems as if she is in a place that is not very nice, and why should it be ? If you do the crime be ready for the time.
    Only 35 years left to do. I hope she enjoys it.
    I expect her pussy will be well looked after while she is in Jail.

    • Luv it, and I expect that pussy won’t be crying for Kit e cat. She now has to wallow and wait for the trial next US summer. Plenty of time to weigh up her alternatives. Do I talk, or do I let the untouchables get away with it? The grand old Duke of Pork, must be sweating it, sorry I forgot he doesn’t sweat does he. Anyway no matter what she says, he won’t ever see a day in court because he’s HRH, and he’s untouchable. I’ve never been religious my whole life, but there just has to be some sort of justice waiting when we step off of this planet.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

£1 per week Supports The Steeple Times

Help journalism to remain honest & independent. You can make a difference to the world today.

3,573FansLike
2,068FollowersFollow
16,731FollowersFollow
4,962SubscribersSubscribe

Subscribe For DAILY NEWS

Please subscribe, like and share this unique site, it helps us tremendously. The Steeple Times in return will send you an email at noon each and everyday, that we sincerely hope you will enjoy & look forward to seeing in your inbox.

AD
Advertisement

Trending Now

Morons of the Moment 2024 – Filthy Fylde Conservative Association

As man-pestering Mark Menzies, the MP they have supported since 2008, is exposed for yet more sordid sexual shenanigans, the Fylde Conservative Association yet again prove themselves a bunch of nutty nincompoops by sharing tweets about “vile degenerates” making “sexually explicit” comments.

Lettuce & Jam – Which’ll end up having lasted longer? The Liz Truss lettuce or Meghan Markle’s jam?

As meddling minx Meghan Markle gets mocked about her jaunt into jam and loopy lettuce-loathing loon Liz Truss gets mocked about bumbling like a buffoon about her book, Samantha Markle speaks exclusively to ‘The Steeple Times’ about her soppy, self-centred sister.

Most Popular Articles

The Phil & Matt Show

Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph...

Was Mucky Minx Meghan Markle A ‘Yacht Girl’ For ‘Randy Andy’?

As author Kirby Sommers suggests that the then Meghan Markle likely spent time with Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein before she met Prince Harry, we again highlight the mucky, murkiness and mendacious manner of this alleged “yacht girl.”

SchofieldLite

‘Politicalite’ suggest Phillip Schofield orchestrated his ‘mass coming out’ after a former ‘This Morning’ runner had gone to the press about a supposed relationship...

Meddling Meghan Markle Expose – Attwood, Hopkins & Steeples

Expose interview with Matthew Steeples by Shaun Attwood and Jennifer Hopkins about the former Meghan Markle watched over 73,000 times in 16 hours since it aired; Steeples condemns hapless Prince Harry and his meddling menace wife.

Ampika Pickston

Oldham born divorcee and former glamour model Ampika Pickston describes herself as “feisty, fun loving and warm hearted”. Now based in Hale Barns, Cheshire...

Justice for James Scurlock

Power of social media proven after senseless killing of James Scurlock in Omaha, Nebraska allegedly by a controversial bar owner named Jake Gardner who has been photographed with Donald Trump.

Nasty NestSeekers

Entitled Hamptons brat Jonathan Davis exposed for allegedly squatting in Sag Harbor during the coronavirus lockdown; it turns out he’s a realtor with NestSeekers.
[td_block_6 custom_title="Most Liked..." sort="popular7"]