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The Duchess is a Dork

That the Duchess of York claims the Jeffrey Epstein scandal to be “nonsense” sums up how much of an out of touch fruitcake she truly is

As it is suggested that the alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell may actually be hiding out in witness protection, that the Duchess of York has claimed in an interview that people have been “mean” to her and her family over their involvement with the dead paedophile Jeffrey Epstein is simply pathetic.

 

In conversation with Alexandria Gouveia of Vogue Arabia, this dimwitted woman moaned: “It’s incredibly difficult… When I talk about Prince Andrew, I talk about family because the last six months have been hard on the girls and me… It’s all nonsense.”

 

Going further (whilst also shamelessly trying to hawk a range of teas she’s gone and got herself involved in flogging), ‘Fergie’ ridiculously moaned about “bullying” and even suggested that her daughter, Princess Beatrice, believes her mother is a “most misunderstood person.” Attempting to make herself seem normal, she shared that she recites Rudyard Kipling’s If every morning as “a mantra to help [her] get through the day.”

 

In response, we say: The delusional Duchess of York happily took Jeffrey Epstein’s money when he was alive and now she should jolly well put up with the consequences. Shame on her. She’d be better off reading William Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.

 

If you can keep your head when all about you / Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, / If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, / But make allowance for their doubting too; / If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, / Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, / Or being hated, don’t give way to hating…

 

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8 comments on “The Duchess is a Dork”

  1. “If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs…”. She also quoted that at the funeral of her mother, who was decapitated in a car crash. The woman is tone deaf.

  2. The first big mistake Prince Andrew made was to marry Fergie. She went on to exploit her position , embarrass the Royal Family and be a hustler over and over . She is defending Prince Andrew as she fears her allowances and marketing income may be cut. Wasnt she almost made bankrupt a few years ago?

  3. She would be better off keeping her trap shut, the hole she’s digging for herself, just keeps getting deeper. As mentioned, she is defending Andy as she would be terrified her allowances will be cut off. Ever since Andrew had enough of her, she’s been hustling her way through life, rather than making an honest contribution. She probably also hates the thought that Andy likes other under age pork, with or without the apple sauce. Fade away duchess.

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