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Friday, September 25, 2020

Do One Dawn

“Napkin slapper” Dawn Ward again proves herself to be a common degenerate in using the phrase “do one”

Telling some to “remove oneself” by instead saying “do one” is quite frankly just awful. It is used by people – whom are generally northerners according to the Oxford English Dictionary – when they’ve lost an argument and want to throw their toys out of their pram. That it is a choice phrase of the “creosoted creature” Dawn Ward about says it all.

On Sunday, “tacky champagne swiller” Ward took to Twitter yet again in response to an article in August in The Steeple Times that condemned her for encouraging her 21-year-old daughter to get her boobs done. In reply to a tweet about the matter from the account of a gentleman named Mick Walsh that described the participants in the Real Housewives of Cheshire as “a bunch of materialistic women” with “false friendships and an aversion to stepping out of the house without a makeover,” Ward answered (without punctuation): “Yawn why you following then weirdo you don’t know any of us to even make an opinion mick Walsh do one.”

Frankly, it’s not Mr Walsh who should “piss off” (as “do one” is defined elsewhere); instead it’s the odious specimen that is Dawn Ward.

Pictured top: Dimwit Dawn Ward (left) looking truly terrifying in a “futuristic metallic look” at London Fashion Week in January (plainly she thought the dress code was ‘Halloween’) and Dawn Ward in “fetish gear” more recently (right).

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Do One Dawn – Real Housewives of Cheshire’s Dawn Ward and “do one” – “Napkin slapper” Dawn Ward again proves herself to be a common degenerate in using the phrase “do one.”

6 COMMENTS

  1. What a f***ing mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not send this slag Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s caked in so much concrete already that she’d sink an ocean liner if she stepped aboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sick!!!!!!!! Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! Dirty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Apologies to the woman if these are her natural lips and I’m criticising what God and genetics gave her but they do look botoxed. You could wet her lips and stick her to the wall.

  3. FFS, She looks like she’s about to go Trick or Treating. If that knocked on my front door, I’d set the dogs on her, after I had told it to go and Do one, of course. What a slapper.

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