Thursday, November 26, 2020

Filthy Natalie

Wife of ‘Naughty Tory’ turned replacement MP Natalie Elphicke turns to talking about filthy water (but avoids the topic of her jailbird hubby’s bottom groping)

Not content with shamelessly having bagged herself £25,000 for spilling her guts to The Sun about her dirty dimwit turned convicted sex offender hubby Charlie, nutty Natalie Elphicke OBE MP has now taken to penning articles about “filthy flooding and stinky sewage.”

 

Writing this morning for In Your Area Community News, the Conservative Member of Parliament for Dover and Deal pointed out the bloody obvious in suggesting: “Water flooding into your home is always unpleasant.” She then most usefully added: “Filthy sewer water flooding into your home is especially upsetting.” Thanks for that, Nat.

 

Bizarrely lauding the efforts of her “predecessor MP” without naming her ‘Naughty Tory’ groper husband, Mrs Elphicke then wrote of “the difficulties at getting to the bottom of reasons for the flooding” in her constituency – but understandably avoided talking of how the jailbird himself is now best known for grabbing the bottom of one of his victims in his and his wife’s Belgravia pad.

 

What’ll this immigrant hating wench touch on next? The topic of police chases (without mentioning her hubby drunkenly chasing his victims around their familial home)?

 

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Filthy Natalie – Wife of ‘Naughty Tory’ Natalie Elphicke MP talks dirty – Wife of ‘Naughty Tory’ turned replacement MP Natalie Elphicke turns to talking about filthy water (but avoids the topic of her jailbird hubby’s bottom groping).
Filthy Natalie – Natalie Elphicke with her since jailed arse grabbing husband and ex-MP Charlie.
Natalie Elphicke was condemned by Alex Belfield on his ‘Voice of Reason’ YouTube channel for taking £25,000 from ‘The Sun’ to “play the victim” earlier this month. He slammed Mrs Elphicke as “really scummy” and Mr Elphicke as a “scumbag” and “filthy.”

4 COMMENTS

  1. It’s all about money and prestige with this bitch.
    She would sell her soul to the devil if there was a drink in it for her.
    To think this cow is on the public purse makes me want to vomit..

  2. £25,000 from The S*n for selling her heartbreak story when her sex offender husband was convicted. Now wants to claim he didn’t get a fair trial. Vile woman.

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