Friday, October 30, 2020

Nutty Natalie’s Nonsense

Natalie Elphicke MP’s decision to take £25,000 to talk about her ‘Naughty Tory’ husband and her U-turn to now help him appeal his sentence show her as nonsensical, noxious and nutty

When her randy ‘Naughty Tory’ husband, Charlie Elphicke, became a convicted sex offender in July, his nincompoop wife Natalie – whom also shamelessly took over his former parliamentary seat – happily accepted a bung of £25,000 from The Sun to pen articles titled ‘My Ordeal’ where she proceeded to bleat about her “humiliation” rather than sympathise with the victims.

 

“Blubbering balderdash” correctly surmised one commentator of this wacky woman’s grasping antics, yet Amanda Plattell – a “dear friend” of fellow convicted sex offender Rolf Harris – decided to pen an article late last month for the Daily Mail about the matter. In her dippy diatribe, Plattell suggested Mrs Elphicke was right to do a U-turn and start helping her grubby, groping husband appeal his very much deserved two-year jail sentence.

 

Going further of her change of heart towards the sexual abuser she has two children with late last week, Natalie Elphicke astoundingly told Kent Live:

 

“I fully support Charlie in his appeal against both his convictions and today’s excessive sentence. The court seems to be on a bit of a mission, it entirely ignored the report of a highly experienced probation officer as well as sentencing guidelines.”

 

“There is no doubt that Charlie behaved badly. However, everyone, Charlie included, has the right to a fair trial, and I don’t believe that he has had one.”

 

“As I have written since the trial, I believe that Charlie’s conviction was a terrible miscarriage of justice. Having read all the evidence, including elements which the jury did not see, I continue to support him in every way possible in his appeal against both conviction and sentence.”

 

“Substantive appeals have now been lodged and I hope others may join me in supporting Charlie’s legal fight to clear his name.”

 

Whilst this might seem beyond crackers, henceforth, Natalie Elphicke OBE MP might do best to stop banging on about her favoured topic of immigration and instead examine her own moral compass. It plainly is beyond warped and, quite frankly, it is perhaps now time that this nutty woman retreated back into the shadows.

 

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Nutty Natalie’s Nonsense – Shame on Natalie Elphicke MP – Natalie Elphicke MP’s decision to take £25,000 to talk about her ‘Naughty Tory’ husband and U-turn to now help him appeal his sentence shows her as nonsensical and nutty.
Nutty Natalie’s Nonsense – To accompany her £25,000 interview, Natalie Elphicke turned on the tears and didn’t even bother to don warpaint. If she thought that would engender support from the public, she was very much wrongly mistaken.
Nutty Natalie’s Nonsense – Another topic on Natalie Elphicke’s agenda has been “getting Brexit done,” but now she has moved back to help her cad and bounder turned convicted sex offender husband, she has yet again just shown herself as utterly contemptible.

11 COMMENTS

  1. I’d say get her sent Down Under based on the first photograph for a bit of disciplining over my knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the second image changes all that —- she needs a visit to the clap clinic!!!!!!!!!! Husband probably gave her a disease!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No pwoah from me —- just a big YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Natty is no doubt friends with that mucky Lady Meyer, wife of sordid sock fetish man Sir Christopher. They look of the same school of sexual frisson. Filthy birds the both of them.

  3. Perhaps it might be worth investigating her selection as candidate for the Dover seat? Local Conservative Association refuse to answer the following simple questions:
    * Were there any other candidates?
    * Was a selection meeting open to all members?
    * Was there a show of hands or a secret ballot?
    * Did Charlie Elphicke threaten to stand as an independent against the official Conservative candidate if Natalie wasn’t selected?
    * Why did Dover District Council leader Keith Morris, the expected Conservative candidate (given Elphicke couldn’t be selected with accusations coming to court), resign as leader of DDC and councillor at the same time as this selection?

  4. Natalie’s husband was often in the locals in my vicinity I recall. I wonder how many other victims he has. His wife enabled his behaviour by not stopping him (if her parents are to be believed). He even had one woman in their bathroom during a party I hear. She brings shame on womankind.

  5. Charlie Elphicke is plainly scummy and sick. His wife is simply delusional and desperate. The pair of them dragged themselves up to parliament and that OBE and then they have now been exposed as a sex offender and an immigrant hater who takes dirty money from The Scum. I hope they burn in hell.

  6. Mr Elphicke is undoubtedly innocent as anyone you go after always is. You chose Rolf Harris as a target too and that proves to me that this kind hearted Ex MP totted up a raw deal too. You should apologise to Rolf and Charlie too. Rolf Harris is innocent and you know it.

    • Why is it you always want to support the Perverts, Peadophiles, rapists and other scum suckers in our society? No matter what evidence is put in front of you, you always maintain their innocence. I suppose you also think Maxwell and Epstein were set up as well. Can you please explain in a simple sentence, why you think Elphicke is Undoubtedly innocent also, that is if you’re capable?

  7. Appallingly insulting behavior this spoiled brat, a disgrace even for the allegedly envirommental activism he is touting , the fine should be higher to be a deterrent anf also should be ordered to community service , f.ex cleaning up streets and common areas after protests that leave tons of rubbish lingering for overworked street cleaners

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