Thursday, October 28, 2021

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Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher

 

Yesterday in ‘Brum,’ Philip Hammond attempted to rouse the Conservative Party’s answer to Justin Bieber’s groupies with a speech about “opportunity.”

 

Whilst half the assembled audience looked like they were stuffed toys and the other half went to sleep, Jacob Rees-Mogg decided to give an interview to the BBC outside the conference hall. He got snapped with a ‘body snatcher’ – which was rather indicative of where his fanbase stems from – and then Dr Liam Fox piped up to announce the Chequers proposal coming to fruition was about as likely as Mary Berry going on a cake free diet.

 

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Boris Johnson simply went for a run in a wheat field. What next for the Tories? A charabanc to Sheffield to meet the miners?

 

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Lost Opportunities – Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcherLost Opportunities – Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher Lost Opportunities – Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher

Lost Opportunities – Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher Lost Opportunities – Philip Hammond’s lost an “opportunity” with his speech to the Tory Party Conference but Jacob Rees-Mogg simply got snapped with a body snatcher

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