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Overheard – 22nd October 2018

Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’   Mobile Arabs An Arab sat outside a shisha café on Brompton Road told her friend:...

Overheard — 3rd November

Clangers overheard by readers in the last week   Zulu work A woman in a café in Clapham was overheard lecturing her daughter on her mobile phone...

Keep up the conversation

As A.A. Gill laments the supposed death of phone calls, Matthew Steeples calls on readers to keep up the conversation   In this month’s Vanity Fair, A.A....

Booted

Footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger shows finality in erasing his on-off girlfriend’s name from his boots   When a relationship ends, some opt to delete the number of their ex...

Governing a Merc

Arnold Schwarzenegger puts his Mercedes-Benz Unimog up for sale after replacing it with a Bugatti Veyron   Arnold ‘The Governator’ Schwarzenegger is a man who does it ‘large’....

Overheard: 29th April

Classic clangers from the last week   Leaving on a sour note An American playboy asked his friend: “Other than not joining Al-Qaeda and going to jail,...

Ask Mrs MILF – The agony aunt who's naughty but nice

My husband says that I never pay him any attention but as soon as he looks at a girl with a great body...

Ask Mrs MILF – The agony aunt who’s naughty but nice

My husband says that I never pay him any attention but as soon as he looks at a girl with a great body...

Ask Mrs MILF – The agony aunt who’s naughty but nice

My husband says that I never pay him any attention but as soon as he looks at a girl with a great body...

Picture of the week: Don’t phone home

Kevin Waldrum and his mobile: a pair who should be parted   Our picture of the week comes from today’s Mail Online. Featured in it is...
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Good Wishes Ghislaine

As Donald Trump repeats his good wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell and associates jump to justify why they chose to be connected, it becomes clear these people happily ignored what was so obviously in front of them.

A Grand Greek Revival

Grand Greek Revival mini-mansion in Illinois goes on sale for just £35 per square foot in spite of having been mostly renovated; it is situated within an area colonised by utopian Swedish Janssonists.

Speak Up Now Randy Andy

As a new witness comes forward, it is time for the Duke of York to finally be truly honest; if ‘Randy Andy’ is genuinely innocent, it would be his best move.

Locking Up Boris

Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is “57 years old, and obese.”