An attention seeker who needs to be removed from our screens
A contestant on The Apprentice who stated that she has “the energy of a Duracell bunny, the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and a brain like Einstein” most definitely had to be our second Wally of the Week.
Two stories to keep beside you
Wally of the Week: Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook’s stupidest statement (yet) A contestant on The Apprentice, Stuart Baggs, once was derided after describing himself as “a brand”. This week, former Page Three girl Kelly Brook did just the same and in the process made herself look equally ridiculous.
Wally of the Week – William Hanson
Etiquette know-all (know-nothing) William Hanson makes his second appearance of 2016 as a ‘Wally of the Week’ William Hanson is a man with a serious chip on his shoulder (and “a moist towelette in his hands”). We made this bitchy bore our ‘Wally of the Week’ in March after he stated that gin is […]
“Fame hungry” Luisa Zissman, a former glamour model, the Sunday People revealed employs a search engine optimisation firm named SE077 to try and eliminate images showing her “topless, snogging girls and partying”.
An unnamed “friend” told the newspaper:
“The last thing she wants is for a potential client to search her name and to be faced with a series of sordid pictures of her with her legs wide open. She is very hard working and wants to be taken more seriously”.
Miss Zissman plainly has a stronger desire to be a “celebrity” than a “businesswoman”. Please, could someone just take this wally off our screens?
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You, guys, are hilarious as always! 🙂
She needs to go into hardcore porn with a body and face like that. Hell, she’s almost there after reading that took she part in swinging type orgies and was name the ‘Orgy Queen’ 🙂 I want to be invited to next orgy she attends 🙂
Well, she could whip some skull on me any day.