Ninety-year-old daily martini drinker Micheline Stephen of Cupar, Scotland is to be saluted for grabbing a robber and calling him “a wee sh*te”
Spotted on the brilliant Facebook group ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ our heroine of the hour just had to be a “Dame Maggie Smith lookalike” named Micheline Stephen of Hill Street, Cupar, Scotland.
Featured in an article by Jamie Callaghan in Fife Today on Monday, French born daily martini drinker Mrs Stephen “was coming out of her bathroom when she noticed someone wandering around her kitchen.”
“Initially, she believed it was her grandson,” the paper reported, but, as he attempted to escape through a window, Mrs Stephen “noticed it was not my grandson, but a young man… He had a rucksack on his back.”
The sprightly pensioner “tried to pull him in” and “understandably angry… hurled abuse at the robber as he fled.” She remarked: “I told him that he was a wee sh*te.”
Though yet to be apprehended, the nasty little tyke got away with Mrs Stephen’s cigarettes and lighter. In turn, officers from Police Scotland sent her a birthday card when she turned 90 two days later.
Today, we join those on ‘Angry People in Local Newpsapers’ raising a martini to this “legend” and suggesting a “Kickstarter for Micheline Stephen’s fags.”
What a woman. French martini drinker living it up Scottish style. Someone should send her a crate of cigs.
Someone on here finally that I actually like!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant old boiler!!!!!!!! This is the kind of Sheila we’d all want as our Granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowzers! I hope that wee shite gets his arse slapped by her when he gets taken to court. She’d enjoy the outing I bet and I’m sure she’d have a martini hip flask to keep her through the appearance in the witness box.
An olive or an onion I wonder? One or the other must be keeping her going.
I’m just gob smacked she’s still drinking and Smoking at 90?