Saturday, December 5, 2020

The DisUnitedKingdom

Matthew Steeples suggests Britain has descended into chaos as a result of Brexit and whether you’re a Brexiteer or Remainer, it is time we stopped hating one another

 

One in six of us have fallen out with a family member over Brexit according to a survey published today. The figure, we’d suggest, would likely be higher if it were for friends. People now, well and truly, are nothing but hateful.

 

Brexit has both divided and bored Britain to death, but here we stand with a Prime Minister repeating the words “my deal” over and over again like a rat up a drainpipe. Her actions will take us nowhere and instead what we truly need is a plan of action.

 

Unfortunately, until her and Jeremy Corbyn also are gone, we’re on the road to bloody nowhere. This is a country that stands in limbo and it is one that is seeing businesses flee our shores. We are in crisis and with a rudderless moron clinging to the helm and a useless man who once shagged Diane Abbott propping her up, we’ll never get ourselves out of this mighty fine mess.

 

Civil disobedience is supposedly headed our way if we don’t get a deal but now we urge the populous to do one thing: Stop hating one another.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. I’m old enough to remember the discord during the miners’ strike in the mid-80s. A couple of families split up. David Wilkie, a taxi driver, got killed as a direct result of the strike.

  2. If todays press are accurate we face a food shortage with a no deal Brexit. The Brexiteers will be blaming everyone for the situation, by then the majority of us will be Anti Brexit. They won’t be bored then. It will be back to bread queues and food we can’t really afford.

  3. Like you say, both her and Corbyn need to fall on their swords, and we need fresh blood on the front bench.
    The revolution is coming.

  4. I can’t we for the Leavers to be banished. We need to inject more vibrancy into our colourless society.
    Mr Juncker has promised to expedite the membership of Albania and Moldova. Both countries produce some first rate criminal gangs and are well ‘tooled up’ so they will soon take control of our badly run inner cities. Luckily, I live in K’bridge so won’t be to troubled.

    • I totally agree with you Peter Wayde. The likes of druncker Juncker couldn’t care less what happens down the line as long as their quotos are met. Parasitic oaf.

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