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Runners & Riders – Cheltenham Gold Cup 2020

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for today’s Magners Gold Cup at Cheltenham Today might be considered unlucky by some given it is Friday 13th,...

Anth’ Flips

Anthea Turner moves from swinging to flipping – and does so disastrously When in the company of she who enjoys a bit of knicker flashing in restaurants Lizzie Cundy, Anthea Turner often seems to firstly...

Axing Switlyk

Sex toy loving animal slayer Larysa Switlyk appears in a video hurling axes at a wall whilst trying to flog ghastly leggings There’s deranged and then there’s Larysa Switylk. She who likes to shove sex...

BoJo And The Burbot

Matthew Steeples asks: “Could the return of the ‘great lost’ burbot solve Boris Johnson from the impending fisheries negotiations crisis?” You’ve probably never heard of the burbot (also known as the eelpout and the lingcod)....

Cash, Rocket and a Madam

Why won’t the Cash & Rocket ‘charity’ answer a simple question about their past participant, the madam to a paedophile Ghislaine Maxwell? Last year, prior to disappearing off the face of the planet in the...

Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

Sex toy up the bums of sheep shover Larysa Switlyk takes to social media to moan about what she’s had to quite deservedly endure Larysa Switlyk likes to boast about shoving sex toys up the...

Runners & Riders – Betfair Super Saturday

Our analysis of the selections for Betfair Super Saturday at Newbury today, Saturday 8th February 2020 Today at Newbury and just six weeks before the Cheltenham Festival, a jump racing highlight comes in the form...

Video of the Week – Katie The C*NT

Now banned from Twitter media mouthpiece Katie Hopkins fooled into accepting an award that labels her a c*nt by YouTubers Many celebrated this week when the self-confessed “biggest bitch in England” Katie Hopkins was banned...

Runners & Riders – Cheltenham Festival Trials Day

Can the Power-Tizzard combo conquer in the Cotswold Chase on Cheltenham Festival Trials day? Lately, the success of Colin Tizzard with such horses as Lostintranslation has been phenomenal and now, today, at the Cheltenham Trials...

A Question of Meghan

The Duchess of Sussex needs to answer a simple question about which member of the royal family she met first A simple question needs to be asked:   Did the then Meghan Markle meet Prince Andrew before...

Anth’ Swings into Hyde Park

Publicity loving Anthea Turner and policeman biter fiancé “giggled like teens” as they “hit the rides” at Winter Wonderland on Boxing Day Like Tarzan in the jungle, ‘Princess Tippytoes’ Anthea Turner has swung into action...

All You Need To Know About American Football in the UK

As American football grows in popularity in the UK, Fabio Contissa asks: “Is it worth getting into?” You may think you know what American football is, but do you know your end zone from your...

Epstein’s Drinkers & Drivers

‘The Steeple Times’ reveals further information about Ghislaine Maxwell’s activities in London just as Princess Beatrice is spotted round the corner from the alleged madam’s pad Early yesterday evening, Princess Beatrice was spotted shopping round...

Bingo!

New contributor Kirstian Stoynaov examines the best ways to play bingo and the strategies to follow Bingo is a game that is fun to play. The joy and excitement of it stems from its relatively...

Where’s Bernie?

Bernie Ecclestone has been remarkably absent since being branded a “cranky gargoyle” in September, so where is he? One would have expected to have seen Bernie Ecclestone gobbling sausage rolls at the RM Sotheby’s annual...

Runners & Riders – Newmarket, Saturday 28th September

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections at Newmarket and Market Rasen also Today, aside from racing at Haydock cancelled due to it turning it into...

Calm Yourselves

Angry politicians should learn from the stoicism of the jockey James Doyle and the judge Baroness Hale when it comes to handling abuse suggests Matthew Steeples Whilst the British media have gone into uproar about...

Runners & Riders –Ayr Gold Cup Festival 2019

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ayr Gold Cup Festival Today, racing enthusiasts will delight in the feature high-class sprint that is the...

Runners & Riders – The St Leger 2019

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the St Leger Festival at Doncaster Today is a  bumper day of racing and it marks the final...

The Priorities of Parliament

As the annual dog show for MPs is cancelled, perhaps it is time MPs actually did something useful instead – put a stop to the chaos of Brexit Diddums for expense loving, do nothing useful...

Runners & Riders –The Epic Ebor, Day Four

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ebor Festival The final day of the Ebor Festival is upon us and with this good weather,...

Runners & Riders –The Epic Ebor, Day Three

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ebor Festival Our double romped home and came in yesterday. Search For A Song and Enable both...

Runners & Riders –The Epic Ebor, Day Two

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ebor Festival Japan was the horse of the moment yesterday at the Ebor Festival and on this,...

Runners & Riders –The Epic Ebor, Day One

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for the Ebor Festival Today marks day one of a highlight of the racing calendar, the Ebor Festival at...

Glorious for a Grouse Moor

Rare Aston Martin shooting brake to be sold at auction in California; it would be the perfect vehicle to arrive at a grouse moor in today Today is the ‘Glorious Twelfth’ in Britain and anybody...

Runners & Riders – Saturday 3rd August

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for Glorious Goodwood Our dark(er) horse choice Escobar performed well and came in a good third yesterday at Goodwood...

Runners & Riders – Friday 2nd August

The Steeple Times’ horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for Glorious Goodwood “Ambitious women can make it” announced Khadijah Mellah from Peckham after winning yesterday’s Magnolia Cup at...

Runners & Riders – Thursday 1st August

The Steeple Times reintroduces its horse racing tips with an analysis of the top tipsters and their selections for Glorious Goodwood and Nottingham With most civilised weather expected throughout the day and after witnessing the...

Hero of the Hour – Khadijah Mellah

First jockey to race in a hijab, Peckham teenager Khadijah Mellah brings fresh blood to racing and will make history tomorrow Educated at Sydenham High School and a member of the Ebony Horse Club –...

A Highland Dream

Completely ‘Off grid’ Scottish Highland hideaway 168 acre estate for sale for £650,000 just as it is revealed nowhere in Britain is more than 6 miles from a road Today The Sunday Times reported “we...

Word of the Week – Milkshaking

‘Milkshaking’ is the word of politics right now, but its origins are actually in corrupt practices in horseracing ‘Milkshaking’ has become the word of the 2019 European Parliamentary Elections in Britain. It is a word...

Winless Italy

Fabio Contissa on Italy’s lack of success in rugby   The saying “it’s your own time that you’re wasting” reverberates around the heads of many rugby union fans when they watch Italy plunder their way around...

Parrot Trends

“Very British” parrot named Nigel trends on social media; you could not make his story up   A grey African parrot described as “very British” called Nigel has bizarrely been trending on social media this morning.   Owned...

Shame, Sheep and Trumps

Donald Trump’s son and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle – the ex-wife of the Democrat ‘Gavinator’ and governor of California – should be utterly ashamed of themselves for associating with the alligator, bear, goat and...

A Mega Priced Metro

1985 MG Metro 6R4 to be auctioned; it has an extraordinary estimate of £180,000 to £200,000 and just 175 miles on the clock   With over 1.5 million built during its production run, the Austin (and...

Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

Sex toy up the bums of sheep shover Larysa Switlyk takes to social media to moan about what she’s had to quite deservedly endure Larysa Switlyk likes to boast about shoving sex toys up the...

The Modern Macnab

6,000 acre Scottish estate that offers the perfect opportunity to bag a ‘Macnab’ for sale for less than a price of a poky Knightsbridge flat   John Buchan’s 1925 novel John Macnab is a must read...

Sick Sabs

Hunt saboteurs who trolled the family of a dead huntswoman should be ashamed of themselves   There are three kinds of hunt saboteurs. There are the principled ones, there are the paid ones and then there...

Brilliant Berkoff

Steven Berkoff shares his views on the slaying of a family of baboons by an American monster named Blake Fischer   This week, the actor, writer and playwright Steven Berkoff took to Facebook to share his...

Unfinished Business

519 acre Gloucestershire estate complete with “challenging” high bird estate goes on sale for £16.5 million in spite of needing a further £1.5 million spent on it   A ringfenced Cotswolds estate has gone on sale...

A Half Million Hut

Lakeland boat house goes on sale for somewhat ambitious sum of £500,000 in spite of not having any residential accommodation   A boat house on the lake where Donald Campbell piloted Bluebird K7 to 202.32 miles...

Put A Helmet On

Tour de France winner Geraint Thomas is right to demand all cyclists be forced to wear helmets   Yesterday, in an interview in the Sunday Times Magazine, this year’s winner of the Tour de France spoke...

Tigger Bounces into a Cowshed

Scottish farmer Bruce Grubb caused an armed standoff after calling police to “tackle a tiger on the loose”; it turned out to be a giant cuddly toy   An Aberdeenshire farmer panicked and brought in armed...

Harnessing a Horse Track

Well-equipped 0.5-mile harness racing track in Yorkshire for sale for £1.5 million; it was the scene of an “ear biting incident” by a traveler in 2009   A dream property for harness racing enthusiasts has been...

A Lot for Le Mans

Racing suit and helmet worn by Steve McQueen in ‘Le Mans’ to be sold for the staggering sum of £300,000 to £380,000   A racing suit and helmet worn by Steve McQueen in Le Mans is...

Dwarfing Misogyny

Rising star female racing driver Jamie Chadwick puts ‘Bungling Bernie’ Ecclestone in his place and dismisses his ridiculous misogynist views   The first ever female and youngest ever winner of the British GT Championship Jamie Chadwick...

A Bargain Boat

Edward Kay reports on the sale of a truly striking 1-of-1 Aguti 20-metre wooden motor yacht that cost £6.4 million to build; it is offered for just £1.4 million   As most of Germany is relatively...

Bungling Bernie

Bernie Ecclestone accused of bribing F1 drivers by an Australian F1 legend   Bernie Ecclestone – whose Christian name is often used in the context of bungs and bribes – is just the kind of person...