‘The Devil’s Advocate’ Giovanni Di Stefano’s life is set to be made into a film following his forthcoming release from jail (and deportation from Britain)
In March 2014, the incarcerated conman Giovanni Di StefanotweetedThe Steeple Times to claim he had cheated “no one” before adding: “Who did I kill?” In spite of the fact that this po-faced prattler and all-round prick had been convicted and jailed for 14 years for “tricking people into thinking he was a bona fide legal professional” when he was anything but in 2013, he’s shortly about to get out of jail and after deportation from Britain will be participating in a film about his life and lies.
For plainly extremely intelligent but completely lacking in any kind of moral compass Di Stefano’s victims – whom include Tricia Walsh-Smith, a lady best known for making a video that went viral after it was published on YouTube during her especially acrimonious divorce from the then president of The Shubert Organization – this film will pile yet more misery on their already substantial losses. The film, which is to be made by six Academy Award nominated director Jim Sheridan, is based on a biography written by this “one of life’s great swindler’s” plainly anything but impartial son, Michael Di Stefano.
Currently titled The Devil’s Advocate – How to Win Fiends and Influence Despots in a plain nod to Dale Carnegie and Toby Young also, Sheridan commented of it: “It’s very easy to see this as a dramatic feature, but I think for now – the documentary form will suit the story better. This is an intriguing story and truly unique. The lead character is simply unbelievable, and we are delighted to have the exclusive co-operation of Giovanni, his family, his long-term assistant and his personal lawyer to tell the story.”
Going further, executive producer Jezz Vernon of Port Royal Media added: “The subject material is jaw dropping, we’re excited to bring Jim’s vision of the story to the screen. It’s a huge coup that Giovanni and his family have chosen to work exclusively with us.”
Summing rotten ratbag “defender of the indefensibles” Di Stefano – whose supposed clients in spite of him having no legal qualifications whatsoever up allegedly numbered ‘Moors Murderer’ Ian Brady, paedo pop singer Gary Glitter, slum lord Nicholas van Hoogstraten, deranged dictator Saddam Hussein, warped war criminal Slobodan Milošević and pensioner slayer Dr Harold Shipman – up in March 2013 before sending him down, Judge Alistair McCreath, the Recorder of Westminster, stated:
“Your victims in this case were all desperate people and people who, because of their desperation, were vulnerable… It is also about something different and great – it is about the real distress you caused to so many people… You had no regard for them nor for their anguish… Your only concern was to line your own pockets.”
Any film that suggests anything to the contrary will be nothing but claptrap.
On 11th May, Michael Di Stefano tweeted complaing his father’s prison sentence to be “arbitrary and unlawful.”In spite of being incarcerated, in April, Giovanni Di Stefano was able to tweet his views on MI5 whilst his son claimed the “UK breaks the rules to hold him.”Also in April, Di Stefano tweeted his sorrow about the death of the Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff and claimed he’d written to President Trump to ask him to put him “on his pardon list.”In February, this prisoner was able to post nonsense on his blog about predictions also.In January, Di Stefano tweeted about his sadness on the passing of the murderer Phil Spector.
Liverpool drug dealer Carl Stewart sent down after sharing an image of a block of Marks & Spencer mature blue Stilton in the palm of his hand is a reminder of the curious case of Max Clifford and his “short penis”
Whilst the pernicious PR peddler Max Clifford’s “short penis” – identified by a number of victims who’d never met one another – was undoubtedly that serial sex offender’s undoing, a Liverpudlian drug dealer was sent down for 13 years and 6 months last Friday because of his stupidity with a block of M&S mature blue Stilton cheese.
39-year-old Carl Stewart of Gem Street, Vauxhall, Liverpool used the handle ‘Toffeeforce’ on the EncroChat encryption service to supply large amounts of class A and B drugs including cocaine, heroin, ketamine and MDMA to his customers. He was also, however, stupid enough to share an image of himself holding a block of cheese in the palm of his hand there also.
“After the encryption device was busted by law enforcement agencies, Stewart was identified,” according to the Liverpool Echo, as this snap allowed for “his fingerprints to be analysed.”
Of the cheesy conviction, Detective Inspector Lee Wilkinson of Merseyside Police remarked:
“Carl Stewart was involved in supplying large amounts of class A and B drugs, but was caught out by his love of Stilton cheese, after sharing a picture of a block of it in his hand through EncroChat.”
“His palm and fingerprints were analysed from this picture and it was established they belonged to Stewart.”
“Stewart was handed a substantial sentence of 13 years and six months, and this should serve as a stark warning to anyone involved in this criminality that there are serious consequences.”
“As part of Operation Venetic, Merseyside Police has so far arrested more than 60 people, many of whom have been charged with serious drug trafficking or firearms offences. This year will see a number of these people continuing to appear before the courts, and we welcome each and every one.”
“Merseyside Police, along with law enforcement agencies across the world, will leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of those people who think they are above the law, and we will continue to target anyone involved in serious organised crime to keep this positive momentum going.”
Carl Stewart’s criminal career crumbled after he was unwise enough to share his love of cheese on the European communications network EncroChat (shared image pictured) – which at one point was used by 60,000 subscribers. Police infiltrated the network between March and June 2020 during a Europe-wide investigation and the company ceased operations because of the police operation in June that year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeqMAIIDfCM
The YouTube channel ‘Gangster Times’ shared the story of Carl Stewart’s conviction with its 45,700 subscribers on Saturday 22nd May 2020. Of his sentence, the channel’s spokesperson observed: “Absolute madness, the cops don’t leave no stone unturned, who’d have thought of that?”In October 2015, ‘The Steeple Times’ featured the story of the ‘The Dine and Dashers’ Frederick Gross and George Hammond. This pair of “galloping gourmets” racked up bills at The Berkeley Hotel, the London Hilton, The Mandarin Oriental and The Dorchester totaling £765 and before a bill could be presented, ran for the hills. They were caught on the basis of CCTV evidence and DNA left on a pair of glasses.This mural of the thankfully now “brown bread” Max Clifford with his pants down appeared on a wall in Battersea in March 2014. It thankfully did not show the megalomaniac monster’s small penis, but the image of this menace not a man was captioned: “I can make you famous!” The lesson in both his case and that of Carl Stewart is: “It’s the small details that get you in the end.”
Matthew Steeples suggests, as she seeks bail for a fifth time, mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has become a real-life Violet-Elizabeth Bott
Ghislaine Maxwell has most definitely become a real-life Violet-Elizabeth Bott. One could argue she was always the equivalent of the “lisping, spoilt daughter of the nouveau riche millionaire, Mr Bott,” but this “pwincess” has now well and truly gone and got herself fully in role.
Just like Richmal Crompton’s frightful fictional character in the Just William series – who “screams and screams and screams until she’s sick because she can” – the definite flight risk mucky madam has yet again thrown a temper tantrum after being denied bail for a fourth time.
“You do like little girls, don’t you?” continued Violet-Elizabeth in one outburst and ironically her modern-day likeness’ decision to involve herself with a monster-not-a-man, Jeffrey Epstein, with a predilection for such will ultimately still be her undoing.
It is now time for Ghislaine Maxwell to stop the sideshow and it is time for her to face the truth. Prince Andrew’s ‘bestie’ is getting nowhere by upsetting The Honorable Judge Alison J. Nathan and she’s not going to be getting bail even with her fifth time attempt. If she had an ounce of decency, she’d instead seek a plea bargain and she’d stop screaming and screaming and jolly well seek it now.
Fifth Time Ghislaine – Crusading author and sex slave survivor Kirby Sommers shared her views on Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth attempt at bail this morning on Twitter and remarked: “[She] is still seeking BAIL and has appealed Judge Nathan’s decision declining her fourth request. This woman wants to run. So, here we go for the FIFTH time (like I said on Shaun Attwood’s show two weeks ago).”
Mendacious madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s moaning about her prison conditions exposed as bogtrot as she is revealed to be a mucky pup in the bathroom area
Given Ghislaine Maxwell plainly has a thing about banging on about bathroom areas, one has to wonder if she’s ever had shares in Victoria Plum or Wickes. Here, indeed, is a wicked woman who no doubt could be called upon for advice on taps, tiles and even asked about the benefits of bidets also.
Previously, the mendacious madam has claimed that it would have been impossible for Prince Andrew to have had sexual relations with the then 17-year-old Virginia Roberts in the bathtub of her Kinnerton Street, Belgravia mews house due to its “cramped” size and now after moaning about the lavatorial facilities in her prison cell, she’s been called out by authorities as a disgustingly mucky pup.
Aside from the tub in her London home being of a “standard” size and thus perfectly capable of housing both ‘Randy Andy’ and his unfortunate alleged victim, Maxwell’s whining about being “forced to clean the shower with a broomstick” in the private bathroom that adjoins her cell has now been exposed as utterly spurious.
This morning, the DailyMail.com revealed that Maxwell – a woman facing a trial where the US government has already submitted 2.7 million pages of evidence against her – “has been told off for failing to flush her toilet and leaving her cell filthy by guards” at the Manhattan Detention Center [MDC] in Brooklyn, New York.
Signed by three assistant US attorneys, including Maurene Comey, the daughter of the former FBI director James Comey, a letter revealed:
“Among other things, MDC staff noted that the defendant frequently did not flush her toilet after using it, which caused the cell to smell.”
“In addition, the defendant had not cleaned her cell in some time, causing the cell to become increasingly dirty. MDC staff directed the defendant to clean her cell in response to the smell and the dirtiness, not as retaliation for complaining about a particular search.”
In addition, responding to previous complaints by Maxwell’s brother Ian and others that Jeffrey Epstein’s ex-lover’s hair was falling out, that she was losing weight, that she was being deprived of sleep and that she was being treated worse than Hannibal Lecter, the MDC stated:
“[We have] not observed the defendant experience any noticeable hair loss… Most recently, when the defendant was weighed last week, her weight was 137.5 pounds… [Maxwell wears an eye mask and] regularly sleeps through nighttime wellness checks.”
Maxwell’s weight, on this basis, “is considered ‘normal’ for a person who is 5’7” tall” and thus all the nonsensical claims about the supposed lack of welfare consideration towards this spoilt brat of the pension robbing ‘Bouncing Czech’ have yet again been debunked.
Previously, in February this year, one of Maxwell’s lawyers, Bobbi Sternheim, bleated:
“Ms. Maxwell continues to be at the mercy of a revolving group of security officers who are used to guarding hundreds of inmates but now focus their undivided attention exclusively on one respectful, middle-aged female pretrial detainee.”
As we suggested of the apparently anything but respectful of the young girls she supposedly trafficked ‘Moaning Maxwell’ in August 2020: “What’ll she be requiring next? Room service and caviar and Krug champagne on tap?”
Mucky Maxwell’s Bogus Bogtrot – This morning on Twitter, crusading author and sex slave survivor Kirby Sommers illustrated how privileged Ghislaine Maxwell truly is. Whilst most prisoners make do with a bucket and gruel, the mucky madam has access to “perks in jail” that include both a desktop and laptop computer from which she can send and receive emails, has a television and a telephone in her cell and has a private bathroom. She is the sole inmate on the second floor of the jail, has been fully vaccinated against COVID-19 and is allowed more time to communicate with her legal representatives than other inmates. Talk about a hard life!Mucky Maxwell’s Bogus Bogtrot – “Showgirl hooker-esque” 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES features a perfectly adequately sized bathroom (including both a “standard sized” bathtub and shower) where it would have been perfectly possible for 6-foot tall ‘Randy Andy’ to have had sexual relations with the then 17-year-old Virginia Roberts.Mucky Maxwell’s Bogus Bogtrot – The infamous and still not disproven as anything but real photograph of the “non-sweating,” Pizza Express loving Duke of York pictured with his “chubby” fingers around the waist of Virginia Roberts on the first floor of the Kinnerton Street mews house on 10th March 2001. A grinning Ghislaine Maxwell lurks behind them looking like the cat that got the cream.Mucky Maxwell’s Bogus Bogtrot 2021 – Most prisoners struggle to get access to one computer occasionally, yet Ghislaine Maxwell has regular access to two. Here, on a date unknown in her youth, the mucky madam is pictured tapping away at an early desktop. One is left asking: “Why is a woman facing life in jail for sex traffic conspiracy, sex trafficking of minors and perjury able to comparatively ‘live it up’ whilst in detention whilst other prisoners committed for far lesser charges have little to no privileges?”
EXCLUSIVE – Kirby Sommers shares a chapter from her latest book ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’ with readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Chapter Two. Killer Maxwell
By the time Ghislaine Maxwell was born on December 25, 1961 Robert Maxwell had been a spy since the second World War. His cover as a publishing mogul and owner of Maxwell Communications Corporate (MCC) was how he was viewed by the world. Under this corporate umbrella he placed other holdings: Pergamon Press, Macmillan McGraw Hill, Mirror Group, Berlitz International and an assortment of others as the opportunity arose.
Victor Ostrovsky, a former Mossad officer, would later say that Mossad was funding its operations in Europe from the money they stole from Maxwell’s newspaper pension fund. It was under the Mossad’s control, Ostrovsky, claims as soon as Maxwell accepted money from the Mossad to purchase the Mirror Newspaper Group.
Born on June 10, 1923 into a poor Jewish family in the village of Solotvino – in what was then Czechoslovakia, Robert Maxwell was one of seven children. His parents were Mechel Hoch and Hannah Slomowitz and they lived in a two-room wooden shack with an earthen-floor. Their firstborn was Brana, followed by Abrahaim Lein (later known as Robert Maxwell), followed by Chaim, Shenie, Sylvia, Zissel and Cipra. Two of the children died in infancy of pneumonia for which there was no medicine at the time. For the remaining children it meant a little more food and more room in the one bed they shared.
In 1919 the Hoch family name was replaced with Ludvik as Europe realigned after World War One. When it was time to register his birth his parents were advised that it was important for him to have an undisputed Czech name. And so they added Jan before Abraham and changed Hoch to Ludvik. For years he known as Jan Abraham Ludvik.
His mother, who he loved dearly and spoke fondly of throughout his life, was a political activist and a believer in Zionism – a movement to re-establish a Jewish nation in Palestine. She is the reason he claimed to be a staunch Zionist although he didn’t openly declare this until later in life. He took the same path in denying his Jewish roots as the other ambitious Jewish men of his generation who married non-Jewish women so they could blend in and be accepted into society. In Robert Maxwell’s case he selected, Elisabeth “Betty” Meynard, a French Protestant virgin with an upper-class upbringing.
Maxwell’s mother taught him to read and by the time he was ten he could write better than his father. It was not the norm for women to be educated in those days. One of his nephews remembered that she “picked up every piece of newspaper in the street to discover what was going on.” Another relative recalls she was “an exception in the village because she read books. She was almost an intellectual”. And yet another remembered her as “an exemplary cook of kosher food”.
It was from his adoring mother that Maxwell claimed to have inherited his insatiable ambition.. It was from her, he insisted, that he learned the importance of mastering different languages. He would become fluent in nine.
Her words of advice to her beloved son in a world not accommodating to Jews was, “Try not to look so Jewish.” And so he dropped Abraham from his name and became simply Jan Ludvick. Anti-Semitism was everywhere with Hitler filling the airwaves with demands for “lebensraum”. It was the idea that land expansion was essential to the survival of the German people. By 1938 Sudentenland which was the German speaking part of Czechoslovakia was in Nazi control. Under the Munich agreement of September 30, 1938 agreed upon by Germany, the French Third Republic and Italy it allowed “cession to Germany of the Sudeten Germany territory” of Czechoslovakia and the country of Maxwell’s birth became part of Adolf Hitler’s Nazi occupied Germany.
His mother had instilled in him that “to behave and act like an Englishman is to be successful.” These were the words he never forgot and the advice that helped him rise to the top of British society. He would deny his Jewish heritage until almost the end of his life.
At the age of 16 he left home to join the resistance against the Nazis. It was 1940 when he joined the Czechoslovak army in Marseille. When France fell he traveled to Britain where he joined the British Army.
The ambitious young man had grown tall with movie star good looks. His jet-back hair, olive complexion and commanding demeanor captivated both men and women alike. Always trying to improve himself he persuaded a local woman to help him better his English and was an adept student in between his duties.
She taught him the difference between vowels and consonants and taught him the proper etiquette required of an English gentleman. That if seated a man always stood up when a woman entered the room, that milk is always poured first and that tea is never slurped. She taught him how to play whist and dominoes – the popular forms of social entertainment in England at the time. She even taught him how to dance and the art of small talk which he appears not to have mastered.
He was hungry for learning and picked up any scrap of newspaper on the street reading them voraciously which is a habit he acquired from his mother. To hone his sense of humor he listened to radio comedy shows. ‘It’s that Man Again’ (ITMA) was his favorite. ITMA was considered to have contributed to maintaining the morale of the British people during the war. It had a cheerful take on the day to day lives of the characters. The central role belonged to a fast-talking man around which the other characters orbited. He was someone, undoubtedly, Maxwell began to emulate. Being the center of everyone’s attention was where he felt he belonged. Perhaps it reminded him of the attention his mother bestowed upon him and the feeling of safety. He would be okay, he would succeed – he knew this because his mother always reminded him he could do anything.
Maxwell went on to fight in the Normandy invasion and across Europe becoming a decorated war hero.
In 1944 most of his family was killed at Auschwitz after Hungary was occupied by Nazi Germany. He would not learn about their fate until the war was over. For the rest of his life he mourned this tragic loss and would, upon marrying, attempt to recreate the family lost to Hitler’s Third Reich.
To improve himself he began to imitate the speech and mannerisms of the wealthy. Some of the many aliases he began using had an air of aristocracy to them although they often led to rather childish origins. For example. Robert Maxwell used the alias Leslie Du Maurier. A name he obtained from Du Maurier cigarettes which he became aware of during his time in France.
One of Maxwell’s early affairs was with a nurse whose parents were wealthy and part of the refined world of the English upper class. It was wartime Europe and they turned a blind eye to their suspicion that he was sleeping with their daughter. Their relationship lasted for two years. It was during this time that Maxwell soaked up their manner, language and behavior. He copied them as if he were a portrait painter. Except that he was the canvas and they were the paint. He would later tell close associates that he “acquired the polish he lacked” in their home listening to their stories while bedding their daughter. Although he was self-congratulatory his polish was not deep, many spoke of how quickly it evaporated after initially meeting him.
The nurse who had been his first love would describe him in later years as “enchanting, fascinating and infuriating”. She claimed he was either exuberant or in the depths of melancholy. It was through her that he was introduced into the world of England’s upper class. Emboldened by this relationship and his new contacts he sent a letter to the Sixth Battalion which made its way up to the regiment’s commanding officer. Impressed with his language skills and war experience they found a place for him in the regiment’s 17th Infantry Brigade’s intelligence unit.
Records show he was a good sniper and an excellent interrogator. When he questioned German prisoners he referred to himself as Leslie Jones.
Just before his 21st birthday he was once again promoted. His commanding officer suggested that neither alias du Maurier or Jones were “suitable” for an officer and a gentleman in the North Shaffs. A more appropriate one would connote a Scottish ancestry. His ego has become as large as the whole of England, and so he selected Maxwell, after the well-bred aristocratic Maxwell family of Caelaverock Castle. From this moment on he would be known to the world as Robert Maxwell.
Robert Maxwell had risen through the military ranks from a young 16-year-old who’d lied claiming he was 19 to achieving the rank of sergeant and in 1945 becoming captain. In the same year, his heroism won him the Military Cross. And while Maxwell showed no fear on the battlefield even risking his life to carry a fellow soldier over his shoulder to safety, he also became known as a ruthless killer.
He was quickly dubbed ‘Killer Maxwell’ for the pleasure he appeared to take in killing captured Germans. This abandonment of reason and civility would come back to haunt him in later years. Before his death in 1991 Robert Maxwell was under investigation for alleged war crimes. Maxwell boasted that in April 1945 while serving in the British Army in the capacity of captain during the war he had shot dead the mayor of a German town.
Controversy, success and failure would be his lifelong companions.
Robert Maxwell never forgot the poverty from where he rose and in later years he shared stores that in his early years he fought hard to conceal. He revealed that he shared shoes with his siblings, “We took turns to wear a pair to school in the morning and another of us walked home in them. We carried newspaper to stuff them to adjust the foot size.” And to his own family in later years he would tell them, “We were very poor. We didn’t have the things that other people had. They had shoes and food and we didn’t. At the end of the war. I discovered the fate of my parents and my sisters and brothers, relatives and neighbors. I don’t know what went through their minds as they realized they had been tricked into a gas chamber.”
In September of 1944 he met his future wife, Elisabeth Maynard, in the newly liberated Paris. He was given the address of the offices of the Paris Welcome Committee in the Place de la Madeleine. The 23-year-old French Protestant petite woman was working as an interpreter when summoned by her boss. It led to her first meeting with Robert Maxwell. She would tell their children that it was love at first sight, that she swooned and Maxwell, believing she was hungry, took her to lunch.
The couple married on March 15, 1945. They would have nine children: Michael, Philip, Anne, fraternal twins Christine and Isabel, Karine, Ian, Kevin and Ghislaine. Karine died at age three of leukemia and their firstborn, Michael, was in an accident at the age of 15. He was in a coma for seven years and died without regaining consciousness three days after Ghislaine Maxwell’s birth.
Three-year-old Ghislaine feeling ignored by her grieving parents complained to her mother, “Mummy, I exist.”
2021 Copyright Kirby Sommers.
Pictured top: The cover of ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’ (left) and Robert Maxwell (right).
Author, sex abuse survivor and advocate Kirby Sommers revealed the previously unknown name of the 9-year-old child (pictured below) sat on the lap of Jeffrey Epstein on his private jet to ‘The Steeple Times’ in February. To pre-order her latest book ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’ click here. Release date: April 2021.
‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’ – Kirby Sommers has been a leading figure in exposing the activities of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Her revelations to ‘The Steeple Times’ about this creepy photograph of the now croaked paedophile Epstein were truly shocking and her latest book on Ghislaine Maxwell is a must read.
Houses of Horror SOLD – As New York residence of croaked paedo Jeffrey Epstein goes into contract for 192% less than was asked for it, London home of mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell supposedly nears sale for 400% more than she paid for it also
Plainly two sets of buyers in London and New York are prepared to set aside the horrors that went on in the respective residences of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein given both are now “pending sale.”
In London’s ritzy Belgravia, the late ‘Bouncing Czech’ Robert Maxwell’s daughter’s somewhat tired, red and white painted mews house opposite Kevin Moran’s Nag’s Head pub is about to exchange contracts for circa £1.45 million, her lawyers announced this week. Miss Maxwell paid £290,000 for the property in 1997.
Meanwhile, in New York’s Lenox Hill, the 28,000 square foot, 7-floor pad where Jeffrey Epstein hosted grubby gatherings with the likes of the Duke of York and Woody Allen has gone into contract for “roughly” £36 million. Mr Epstein allegedly ‘bought’ the mansion for £14.5 million from his billionaire chum Leslie Wexner in 1998, though some claim the transfer to have been somewhat more of a gift than a purchase.
Whilst some real estate brokers claimed some “clients were absolutely appalled at the idea of buying a house owned by Epstein” – with one reporting: “I had clients hang up on me, angry that I even suggested it” – another concluded: “The deal is great for New York. It’s a low number, but that could be because of Covid and not Epstein. The buyer is a savvy person who got a good deal and will resell.” Going further, another broker concluded: “They could get it blessed by a rabbi and a priest.”
Meanwhile, elsewhere on Change.org, crusading author, sex abuse survivor and advocate Kirby Sommers’ petition seeking “no bail for Ghislaine Maxwell” reached 944 signatures this morning. Help it pass 1,000 and achieve a chance of success with Judge Alison J. Nathan by clicking here.
Houses of Horror SOLD – Ghislaine Maxwell leans on a doorway on the landing of her Kinnerton Street mews house as ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York poses next to the bannister with his chubby, grubby fingers around the waist of the then Virgina Roberts (now married and known as Virginia Giuffre) on 10th March 2001.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGnUxiOADzY
The Names & Numbers – 44 Kinnerton Street (AKA ‘Mucky Madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s Bathtub Bonk Pad’), Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES, United Kingdom
March 2021 – Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer offered cash from the “pending sale of her £1.45 million ($2 million, €1.68 million or درهم37 million)” home as part of a package when they sought bail for the mucky madam for a third time.
December 2020 – Members of the Maxwell family attempted to raise finance on the property but are not successful.
August 2019 – According to Insider, a woman with “long hair [who] appeared to be in her 60s” was seen entering the property. She “denied that the socialite owns or lived in the house, claiming instead that the elusive socialite lived elsewhere down the street.”
10th March 2001 – Prince Andrew allegedly had sexual relations with 17-year-old Virginia Roberts in a bathroom in the property. He continues to deny this occurred whilst claiming that a photograph of himself with Miss Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell on the first floor of building is a fake also.
22nd January 1997 – Ghislaine Maxwell paid £290,000 ($401,000, €337,000 or درهم5 million) for the three-storey leasehold mews house. It is situated at the heart of the Duke of Westminster’s Grosvenor Estate.
Houses of Horror SOLD – Top: Jeffrey Epstein pictured on the telephone in his decidedly kitsch ‘Bet Lynch-esque’ mansion on date unknown. Bottom: Prince Andrew pictured at the door of the residence waving as two young ladies and Jeffrey Epstein depart in December 2010.
The Names & Numbers – Herbert Straus House (AKA ‘Jeffrey Epstein’s Paedo Palace’), 9 East 71st Street, Lenox Hill, New York, NY 10021, United States of America
March 2021 – “In contract to sell for roughly £36 million ($50 million, €42 million or درهم184 million)” according to The Times, a sum 192% lower than the 2020 asking price.
February 2021 – Price reduced to £47 million ($65 million, €55 million or درهم239 million).
September 2020 – Placed for sale for £69 million ($88 million, €74 million or درهم351 million) through the Modlin Group as the ‘Herbert N. Strauss Mansion’ in order to attempt to disassociate it from Jeffrey Esptein.
August 2019 – Valued in Epstein’s will at £40 million ($56 million, €47 million or درهم206 million)
1998 – “Sold” to Jeffrey Epstein for £14.5 million ($20 million, €16.8 million or درهم5 million), according to the New York Post, by his associate Leslie Wexner.
Houses of Horror SOLD 2021 – If it hadn’t been owned by Jeffrey Epstein, the ‘Herbert Straus House’ would not have acquired the nickname ‘Paedo Palace.’ The 40-room mansion, with interiors by Albert Pinto, would otherwise have been quite desirable and likely would have sold for a much higher sum.Houses of Horror SOLD 2021 – Prior to sale, Jeffrey Epstein’s initials were quite sensibly removed from the main entrance.Houses of Horror SOLD 2021 – Images of the house shared by realtors showed the best of the property. They did not include the grubby rooms – complete with spy holes – where Epstein and Maxwell were able to secretly watch sexual abuse by famous people they supposedly wished to blackmail.
As wicked witch heiress Ghislaine Maxwell complains about losing her hair and being “forced to clean a shower with a broom,” her ‘bestie’ Prince Andrew trended on Twitter for all the wrong reasons
Yesterday, deservedly never-now-to-be-an-heir to the monarch ‘Randy’ Prince Andrew trended on Twitter. Mocked as a result of Piers Morgan commenting about the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle yet swerving the Duke of York’s failure to report to the FBI for questioning, the social media outlet’s users then turned on his one-time ‘bestie’ Ghislaine Maxwell after her lawyer blubbed about her hair falling out and her being forced to do a bit of hard labour with a broomstick.
Reporting on the matter, the New York Post quoted a letter from Bobbi Sternheim, a lawyer for the mucky madam and heiress to the disgrace that was Robert Maxwell. It read:
“Ms. Maxwell continues to be at the mercy of a revolving group of security officers who are used to guarding hundreds of inmates but now focus their undivided attention exclusively on one respectful, middle-aged female pretrial detainee.”
“Recently, out of view of the security camera, Ms. Maxwell was placed in her isolation cell and physically abused during a pat down search.”
“When she asked that the camera be used to capture the occurrence, a guard replied ‘no.’”
“When Ms. Maxwell recoiled in pain and when she said she would report the mistreatment, she was threatened with disciplinary action.”
“She is withering to a shell of her former self – losing weight, losing hair, and losing her ability to concentrate.”
“Having been incarcerated in de facto solitary confinement for 225 days and monitored by two to six guards 24 hours a day with a handheld camera dedicated to capturing her every move, except when it would record improper conduct on the part of the guards, it is not surprising that Ms. Maxwell feels she is detained under the control of the Bureau of ‘Pretrial Punishment.’”
Other complaints made on behalf of Maxwell, the DailyMail.com later reported, have included that she has “been deprived of sleep and given inedible food.” They added: “Sternheim went on to claim that surveillance of her client is so strict that ‘guards forbid’ Maxwell from standing in certain areas of her six-foot-by-nine-foot cell, including telling her not to stand to the left or right over her toilet.”
Supposedly also, Maxwell “has never received a properly heated meal,” been forced to drink “odorous tap water” and jail staff microwave her food “in a container that is not meant for use in a microwave.” Sternheim added: “Ms. Maxwell’s food either does not defrost the food or disintegrates it and melts the plastic container, rendering the food inedible.”
Pictured top: Heir-to-robber-baron Robert Maxwell pictured with his then-with-plenty-of-hair daughter Ghislaine Maxwell (left); now heir-to-nowt Prince Andrew guffawing whilst in the company of toady ‘Telegraph’ typist Camilla Tominey.
Heirless – Hair Horror – Ghislaine Maxwell has sported many different hairstyles over the years. Now, apparently, like the witch she has certainly become, it’s all falling out.Heirless – Hair Horror – A snap of Jeffrey Epstein together with Prince Andrew walking next to signage reading ‘Together’ in 2010 (left); their mutual ‘bestie’ is currently incarcerated in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.Heirless – Hair Horror – Amongst the mockery circulating on Twitter about Prince Andrew recently has been a diagram describing what’s been “useless since Fergie left” (Prince Andrew numbers alongside Man United and the Black Eyed Peas) and a captioned photograph of Prince Charles and Her Majesty The Queen supposedly watching ‘The Crown.’ It is accompanied by a speech bubble reading: “Fast forward to the bit where Andrew goes to jail.”
Fashion fruitcake Alexa Chung arrogantly announces that she has no interest in anything other than “endless parties” in “post-pandemic” times
Whilst over 100,000 people may have died from coronavirus in Britain to date, this morning, the Guardian’s Jess Cartner-Morley shared that alien-to-all-of-this Alexa Chung – a weird wench who once merged her entire name into one hashtag, #ALEXACHUNG – has announced that her priority is not helping others, but instead getting her glad rags on when the pandemic is over.
In response to a WhatsApp message from Cartner-Morley, fresh from running up debts of £2.3 million in 2020, ex-Big Mouth Chung supposedly, without a thought for those already gone and others on their deathbeds, ridiculously replied:
“When I think about life post-pandemic, all I can think about is endless parties… [I will be in] eye-wateringly short bodycon dresses – I may need matching knickers – and high heels.”
NHS staff and key workers will no doubt also be delighted to learn of Chung’s latest pearl and once again: “Thanks, Alexa” will resonate throughout the land.
Post-Pandemic Pillock Alexa Chung – Spoof Wikipedia-esque site Illogicopedia.org amusingly describe Alexa Chung as a “British fashion model made entirely out of wood.” They add: “She is best known for designing custom handbags for diabetic canker sores and hurling red paint at celebrities who refuse to wear fur” and conclude: “Anything you can do Alexa can do better. She can do anything better than you.”
Descriptions of Alexa Chung
By herself:
“Starlet.”
“Human.”
“Fashion brand.”
“Queen of Instagram.”
“It’s no surprise to me that I’m in this position now.”
“I’m driven by a desire to communicate.”
“I have an emotional connection with other people.”
“Airports are such emotionally charged places. I travel a lot, and I people-watch. And I love that British thing of wearing your holiday outfit home but with a sensible jacket because if you are British you are never not thinking about the weather.”
“I’m always under scrutiny – and I always feel it.”
“If Alexa really had any kind of nous, she’d have cut the ridiculous costs of her line.”
“Don’t go into business with a pretentious model [like Alexa Chung], there’s a lesson for you.”
Post-Pandemic Pillock Alexa Chung – Prior to coronavirus lockdowns in the UK and elsewhere, Alexa Chung was best known for hitting the party circuit and in February 2019 hosted a launch for a range of sunglasses at a restaurant named Wild By Tart. At it, she “allowed her dress to do the talking” and also “spoke of her “#MeToo moment.” She managed to find also to be snapped being kissed simultaneously on her cheeks by both Pixie Geldoff and Jack Guinness.
Post-Pandemic Pillock Alexa Chung – In June last year, utterly in love with herself Alexa Chung shared a bizarre 22:08 minute ‘video quiz’ on YouTube. In it, she helpfully announced that her lockdown activities had included “Netflix and chilling” and banged on about herself and her style tips. She suggested of the medium she was using: “The beauty of doing this on this is that you can just pause me.” Instead, 61 people unsurprisingly hit the ‘dislike’ button.