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Moaning Maxwell

Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is now outrageously moaning about not having a desk or email access; she’ll be asking for Krug next

When you are put in the clink, your rights are understandably reduced, but plainly Ghislaine Maxwell just cannot fathom that.

 

This morning, Bloomberg reported that the spoilt brat of a brazen crook and one-time lover of a convicted paedophile “is still not satisfied with the conditions she finds herself in a federal lockup in Brooklyn.” Her lawyers remarked: “[They] seem punitive rather than anything necessary to ensure that the MDC [Metropolitan Detention Center] as a whole is running smoothly.”

 

Apparently, amongst her new main gripes are that “she doesn’t have a desk or a writing surface where she can take notes when reviewing documents” and “has no access to email.” Previously, Ms. Maxwell set her lawyers to work to report that she’d been moaning about being “forced to wear special clothing” and had “prison guards constantly observing [her] and take notes on her every activity.”

 

Though ‘Bouncing Bob’s’ mendacious mucky madam daughter is rather fond of building up address books and filing information that could be used to blackmail the rich and famous, she’s plainly not yet realised that she’s no longer living in a Manhattan mansion. What’ll she be requiring next? Room service and caviar and Krug champagne on tap?

 

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Moaning Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell has been moaning about a desk – Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is now outrageously moaning about not having a desk or email access; she’ll be asking for Krug next.
Moaning Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell is used to having things her way and here she is pictured in her youth tapping away at an early computer.

4 COMMENTS

  1. She’s got more front than Marks n Spencer’s. If she had half a brain she would shut up and keep a low profile just like HRH, which his lard arse wife should do also. Can you imagine if Maxwell had access to a computer with email etc, the mind boggles why she even thinks she’s entitled to it.
    I just hope she gets a decent sentence and doesn’t get of on some technicality. By the way, it’s a wonder we haven’t had Rolf is innocent, find Madeline and the other Looney tune, who’s name escapes me, screaming Maxwell is innocent.

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