‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green reduced to celebrating his birthday on his lonesome; here is proof of how the mighty can truly fall
The Mail on Sunday, for once, provided an accurate assessment this morning.
In reporting on having encountered Sir Philip Green on his birthday in Monaco, the paper’s Katie Hind actually did something truly amusing.
Two stories to keep beside you
Philly G. Fails
Bully and braggart Sir Philip Green ditches his libel action against ‘The Telegraph’ and is deservedly met with a bill of £3 million in costs alone Described as “Shylock meets Al Capone” in this publication by the actor Steven Berkoff, the now increasingly potless and rudderless Sir Philip Green has well and truly hit […]
Green Bottoms
As Sir ‘Shifty’ Philip Green is charged with assault and his empire flounders, it is now time for him to be finally stripped of his title Alleged “bottom slapper” and “breast groper” Sir Philip Green has truly hit the rocks. Described as “rude, arrogant and inappropriate” this morning on Radio 4’s Today programme, here now […]
Supposedly, the man dubbed a “cross between Shylock and Al Capone” by Steven Berkoff in this very publication now has a “group of friends… growing smaller by the day.” He sat mostly on his lonesome drinking “a flat white” and when asked why he wasn’t having a birthday party, bizarrely answered:
“I don’t want a party and I didn’t get any presents. I didn’t have a party so that’s why I didn’t get any presents. I just want to be left alone for three months.”
The only remaining questions are these: Where was his sorry excuse for a daughter and where was his title obssessed wife? ‘Sir Shifty’ truly is fast becoming ‘Billy No Mates.’ Diddums.
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He gives us Jews a bad name. Shameful. Wrong. Lock him up.
Put him down. What a rat. And take that witch Lady Brady with him too.