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Sunday, October 25, 2020

Downgrading Sir Shifty

We join those celebrating ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s impending downfall; this vulgar man and his beady-eyed wife truly deserve their fate

It hasn’t been a good week for Sir Philip Green and it hasn’t been a good one for his vulgar, title obsessed wife, ‘Lady Tina,’ either.

 

No longer listed as a billionaire given he didn’t make the grade in today’s annual ‘Rich List,’ published today in The Sunday Times, Green is no doubt chucking plates in anger as he n sits blubbing on his ghastly gin palace. Facing a multi-million pound rent bill in June from his “furious landlords” and battling a £300 million pension black hole at Arcadia, this “cross between Shylock and Al Capone” has problems on other fronts.

 

Aside from his pig-like daughter having had a kid with a deviant convicted criminal, the Daily Mail reported that his spendaholic wife – a modern day version of Lady Docker (but without the fun) – splurged £190,000 on a bottle of wine last week.

 

Speaking to The Sunday Times, in an article published today, a fellow Monaco based member of the ‘Rich List’ told the paper: “He looks unwell. I see him walking along the seafront often alone. I see no happy ending to all this.”

 

We join those calling for Sir Philip Green to be stripped of his title also. May this vile man and his hideous family end up reduced to nothing.

 

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Chuck him in the sea Lady Tina and use him as an anchor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Another fat pig with his nose buried in the trough. Make the scum bag pay his bills, and take away the loop holes he and his overpaid lawyers use to stop him paying his dues. A few years doing porridge might do him some good anyway, the fat slob. As for his gross wife, 190 grand for a bottle of wine, ffs, she should go to jail for that alone. Bung em both in the stocks.

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