One can excuse a bored-out-of-their-brain child for helping itself to a bit of fruit or some sweets as its parent or nanny drag it around a supermarket, but at ‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia this week a woman who likes to eat in the aisles paid a visit.
Spotted munching from a packet she’d picked up on arrival, the well-heeled lady and her servant paraded round the store as if she owned the place. She stopped for no one and even – luckily for her – managed to avoid the vicious bigot and convicted criminal Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben who’d stopped in to rummage through the yellow stickered goods.
What’ll she turn up with next? Her personal chef and a camping stove?
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What a fatty she is!
The Baroness is not a Baroness. She lost the title when her husband turned her out.
Two disgusting women. That is all. The ‘Baroness’ (if you call her that) is worse. She rolled around with a man who cannot explain how someone died in his swimming pool. She is a racist and a scrounger and she lived off a man (another fake title Baron von Essen, Andrew Davis) for so many years. That she’s now scrounging in the rat infested The Diplomat Hotel and dining on yellow stickers is hilarious. I say DEPORT HER.
The first needs to be sent to Fat Fighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The second needs a steamroller over her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT send Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t want to get herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well if that stupid cow harassed me in a restaurant, she would get my plate of food over her head. Who the hell does she think she is, Baroness? Baroness of what ffs, famous for being outrageous, that’s about all.
As for the other fat slob chowing down at the supermarket, it’s up to the manager to call her out in front of all the customers. I would also post a huge picture of her in the supermarket for everybody to see what a slob she is, pathetic.
I love her poncho. Any details on what she was munching? If she’s tried lots of snacks, it would probably be a reliable endorsement…
Yes Alison, a reliable endorsement not to put it in your mouth.