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Brazen Bigoted Baroness’ Boxing Day Baloney

Bigoted ‘baroness’ Marie Claire von Alvensleben, famed for rolling around on the floor with disgraced TV star Michael Barrymore, spotted bargaining (unsuccessfully) in the Queen’s grocers

Convicted racist, drunk and bedraggled-pissed-up-lying-on-the-floor with he-who’s-yet-to-explain-a-death-in-swimming-pool Michael Barrymore, Marie Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben pushed the boat out (or supposedly desired to do so) on Boxing Day.

 

Normally a habitué of ‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia, this all-round wrong’un and permanent resident of the rat-infested (but given her decidedly undiplomatic antics inappropriately named) The Diplomat Hotel in Chesham Street, SW1 was instead spotted at the Queen’s grocers, Partridges, on Duke of York Square on the Kings Road, SW3.

 

Said petulant pest and scurrilous skinflint, a reader of The Steeple Times observed, was spotted hectoring a most patient shop assistant and was seen to haggle down the price of some chocolate.

 

The “very aggressive” (according to a doctor’s report in 2014) nasty old fruitcake was politely told: “This is not sadly possible” and thus skulked away. She did, however, leave with a few other scraps, but, like Oliver Twist, probably then headed off to Waitrose to ask for more. God bless any poor shop assistant who has to put up with her.

 

Quotes from Marie Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben – a deranged pest of a woman who wrote a pompously titled book called Absolutely Everything About and features in the Panama Papers even:

 

“You brown people, you are ruining Britain.”

 

“Brown people are ruining London… You have stayed here ten years, this must be India.”

 

“N*****s should not be allowed here.”

 

“[People are] taking advantage of [my] connections.”

 

“The police, I remember, [are] very nasty.”

 

“I am not responsible for what I cannot remember.”

 

“[I have my] own coat of arms.”

 

“I was very spoilt indeed.”

 

“I am very sad because I miss [my black scarf]… I hope whoever finds it or has it… That it will bring them bad luck… They should pray God [sic] that they don’t meet me wearing it.”

 

“[My ex-husband] used to call [me] ‘IMC,’ Incredible Marie-Claire.”

 

“[I] can arrange ‘almost’ everything.”

 

“[I can arrange] a maharajah, political figures, Swiss bankers, get a school for the children, etc.”

 

“It can all be arranged.”

 

“[I] believe nothing is impossible.”

 

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Brazen Bigoted Baroness’ Boxing Day Baloney – Marie Claire von Alvensleben – Bigoted ‘baroness’ Marie Claire von Alvensleben, famed for rolling around on the floor with Michael Barrymore, spotted bargaining (unsuccessfully) in the Queen’s grocers.
Left: Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben on the floor with the man who still hasn’t answered questions about the death of Stuart Lubbock in 1992 in his swimming pool, Michael Barrymore. Classy conduct on both their parts. Right: von Alvensleben outside court Hammersmith Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday 26th February 2014 resembling ‘Fag Ash Lil.’

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12 comments on “Brazen Bigoted Baroness’ Boxing Day Baloney”

  1. Wrongon lmao she looks like one of the highest level! Again the Steeple Times is correct for exposing bigotry and hypocrisy love you Matthew!!!

  2. Is this horror still alive?????? The way she behaves, one would have thought the sozzled soak would have croaked by now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!! We may have convicts here but we do NOT want this particularly hideous madwoman!!!!!!!!!!!!! The asylum with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I thought Partridges was a safe space to go shopping in. The prices are a little high for a pensioner like me but I occasionally treat myself there. I will be more cautious now given how the baroness is known to be prone to outbursts of violence. Partridges should ban her for the safety of other customers.

  4. Leave this innocent lady alone. Even if she did say any of these things I’d agree with her. Britain has become a cesspit where the innocent are falsely accused. It is worse than living in Hitler’s Germany. I am sure Baroness Maria Claire is innocent and so is Rolf Harris too. This rag should be ashamed that is not supporting this innocent man in his quest for justice and for those woodworm women to be punished for what they did to a truly great artist. I also am disgusted about your recent attacks on Max Clifford —- another victim of female hysteria. These woodworm women should be punished for their lies. A liar always gets caught and these liars will be caught. Rolf Harris IS innocent

  5. Anyone who believes this angry woman to be “innocent” has to be off their rocker out of their cradle. I’ve seen her at art gallery openings pushing and shoving to get the free wine. She likes pointing fingers too. Very aggressive.

  6. This racist slag is obviously a legend in her own disturbed mind. It also speaks volumes when she has utter nutters like Rolf Harris is Innocent, supporting her. As for that filthy pervert Barrymore, he should be given the 3rd degree and made to answer questions, without his expensive lawyers advising to reply, no comment, it’s a bloody disgrace.

  7. I’ve seen her shouting at people at art fairs. ‘Fruitcake’ is too a kind a description for this bigoted racist. She stinks also and as for the helmut hair. Allow her near a match and she’d go up in flames with all that she must be putting on it. Here she likes helping herself in other peoples’ houses too and she collects business cards also and then uses interns (unpaid) to type them in. A proper con. Why doesn’t she just not go back to wherever she came from? Why do people still allow her in? It says a lot about you by what company you keep and if you hang out with her or that Eva Trump lookalike woman you’re definitely not worth knowing.

  8. Racism should not be tolerated and nobody should have to hear the kind of things this woman came out with. She plainly has no shame.

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