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Rank Rolf

Does Rolf Harris a right to complain about what he’s being fed in prison?

 

Sexual abuser Rolf Harris used to be a regular at Noor Jahan in Bina Gardens, South Kensington and according to the Mail Online, he also “enjoyed eating curried lobster and roast quail as part of his pre-prison diet”. Now that he’s having to “make do” with the food of HMP Bullingdon, he’s reportedly lost a stone as he “does not like the taste” of what he’s being fed.

 

Rolf Harris with fellow sexual abuser Jimmy Savile
Rolf Harris with fellow sexual abuser Jimmy Savile

 

This 84-year old multi-millionaire should stop whining and accept his fate. Much to the chagrin of other inmates, Harris has also been fast-tracked into a “plum job” as a prison gardener despite his having lodged papers asking for permission to appeal against his conviction for 12 counts of indecent assault.

 

Rolf Harris ought to wake up and smell the coffee. It’s not the prison food that stinks but instead his rank arrogance.

 

 

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