Sunday, August 1, 2021

Anth’ Takes A Second Bite

Anthea Turner’s second wedding will forever be remembered for pictures of her biting into a Cadbury’s Flake; her third is going to be eternally linked to her fiancé’s policeman biting habit

Fuck I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner seems to like to link her relationships to biting. At her union in 2000 to ‘Fuck I Want To Be Famous’ Grant Bovey, ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ happily took a chunk of change and allowed herself and her husband to be photographed biting into Cadbury’s Flakes. They were no doubt paid handsomely, but in the process became a national laughing stock.

 

Now, according to the Mail Online, with news of her impending marriage to a little known to anyone except Lizzie Cundy “business tycoon” by the name of Mark Armstrong comes another story about biting. According to the paper, on New Year’s Eve, Miss Turner’s fiancée tried hallucinogenic magic mushrooms and then assaulted a passerby.

 

Mr Armstrong then subsequently bit a police officer who was called to the scene and after admitting assault was given a suspended six week jail sentence. Poor old Anth’ – she certainly does choose ‘em.

 

Pictured top: Anthea Turner with Mark Armstrong (left), Anthea Turner with Grant Bovey and their Cadbury’s Flakes (right).

 

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Do you remember when her ex-husband’s company went bust? They didn’t even pay the poor cleaners. She should be ashamed of herself for her lavish lifestyle whilst others suffered.

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