‘Fuck I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner seems to like to link her relationships to biting. At her union in 2000 to ‘Fuck I Want To Be Famous’ Grant Bovey, ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ happily took a chunk of change and allowed herself and her husband to be photographed biting into Cadbury’s Flakes. They were no doubt paid handsomely, but in the process became a national laughing stock.
Now, according to the Mail Online, with news of her impending marriage to a little known to anyone except Lizzie Cundy “business tycoon” by the name of Mark Armstrong comes another story about biting. According to the paper, on New Year’s Eve, Miss Turner’s fiancée tried hallucinogenic magic mushrooms and then assaulted a passerby.
Mr Armstrong then subsequently bit a police officer who was called to the scene and after admitting assault was given a suspended six week jail sentence. Poor old Anth’ – she certainly does choose ‘em.
Two stories to keep beside you
Anth’ Swings Back to Flakegate
Anthea Turner swings into an interview with ‘The Sun’ and shares that she had therapy over her tacky ‘Flakegate’ wedding photos.
Anth Gets “A Bit Silly”
Scrooge-like Anthea Turner patronises the public yet again and announces she’ll be serving chicken rather than turkey this Christmas “Hardly on the breadline” Anthea Turner likes excess. This anything but frugal self-publicist’s marital homes included a £10 million, 57-acre estate in Surrey and a £5 million, 6 bedroom ski chalet in Megève, France. They may […]
Pictured top: Anthea Turner with Mark Armstrong (left), Anthea Turner with Grant Bovey and their Cadbury’s Flakes (right).
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What a strange woman. I’ve never warmed to her but I am plainly not alone in my view.
Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!! She can come and bite me any day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthea is a modern woman and she’s been through the mill. Leave her be and celebrate her success.
Not her again. Cannot stand her.
Do you remember when her ex-husband’s company went bust? They didn’t even pay the poor cleaners. She should be ashamed of herself for her lavish lifestyle whilst others suffered.
Slapper.
Why do people pick on Anthea? She is lovely.
Anthea should go play on the A3.