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The Car’s The Bar

Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by owner Jay Kay to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light

Described as “remarkable, funky [and] smile-a-mile” by Silverstone Auctions, a 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport with a difference is to be sold at Heythrop Park in Oxfordshire on 11th May.

 

The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.
‘Chuckles’ has been part of Jay Kay’s large collection of cars since 2008

Owned by the singer-songwriter Jay Kay, the lead singer of the jazz-funk band Jamiroquai, since 2008, this “Mini with a twist” is nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ and features a disco light, velvet curtains and bespoke red leather seats.

 

The best part of the car, however, is to be found in the boot. It has been converted into a drinker’s paradise with the provision of a full mini bar.

 

Silverstone Auctions offer the car – which has 16,000 miles on the clock – with no reserve.

 

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The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.
The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.
The Car’s The Bar – 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport owned by Jay Kay – Mini Cooper Sport nicknamed ‘Chuckles’ by singer-songwriter owner Jay Kay of Jamiroquai to be auctioned; it comes complete with a mini bar and a disco light.

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