A $20k Gobble

New York hotel offers a Thanksgiving dinner complete with gold-flaked turkeys and bottomless champagne for £15,100

 

Late last week Guest of a Guest reported that a New York hotel is to offer a Thanksgiving dinner with a difference.

 

Priced at £15,100 ($20,000, €17,000 or درهم73,500), HGU New York at 34 East 32nd Street’s “luxurious holiday dinner experience” includes the services of a personal event planner, butler service, a 5-piece jazz band, and two king hotel suites. Two gold-flaked turkeys, liquid gold hot chocolate and bottomless champagne form part of a “curated meal” by executive chef Keith Geter also.

Those with pockets deep enough to book should email 20KTG@hgunyc.com

 

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Disgusting that you even write about this! You do nothing to help dear Gerry and Kate McCann in their efforts to help find their beloved daughter and you leave it to Philip Green and Richard Branson to offer support. You should be supporting the campaign like Theresa May and you should be helping FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW. Shame on you. FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW.

    • Gillian, are you having a threesome with dear Gerry and Kate McCann? there is definitely something going on here, you’re bloody obsessed with this. If you’re really serious, why do you continue to waste your time spouting off on here, when none of us give a tinkers cuss what you think. Please enough is enough, we all hoped Madeleine would be found alive, but the chances of that happening, after all this time, I would suggest are ZERO.
      There is also still a giant cloud over the heads of your beloved Gerry and Kate.

  2. Apparently this price includes up to 40 guests as well as all the rest. If so, it’s a bargain ! (Presuming gold flaked turkeys are to one’s taste…….)

  3. How, I wonder could this feast be improved upon? The whimpers of starving poor people, piped through a state of the art Swarovski crystal sound system? The Kardashian sisters wrestling in an artisan chocolate and foie gras pit? Kenny G blowing cocaine up peoples bottoms with his saxophone? What dreadful people…

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