Thursday, October 29, 2020

Tossed Out Tommy

News that Tommy Robinson has become a ‘refugee’ is the ultimate in irony

Coronavirus can finally be linked with some positive news given it has turned the repugnant racist rat Tommy Robinson (whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) into a ‘refugee.’

 

In an ultimate twist of irony, the far-right freak announced he has ‘fled’ Britain and took to social media to vent his ‘distress.’ The deranged deviant stated:

 

“I was due to be coming for the [Hearts of Oak] demonstration on Sunday, but there’s something I haven’t told everyone – I had an incident quite a few weeks ago with an arson.”

 

“I do have the video of everything, but it was targeted against my property – well, not against my property, but against my wife’s property.”

 

At that point we left the country straight away and I’m looking at relocating my family, which is pretty hard to do, especially with Covid because I couldn’t even get a hotel.”

 

“[I] couldn’t even find a hotel to move them out to. Obviously, my wife has had enough of everything, and someone gave us somewhere to stay, so we left the country.”

 

“I was due to be flying back for the demonstration, but obviously now with this 14 day quarantine if I fly back, I probably won’t get back out.”

 

“My kids are out here, I’m still in the process of finding a permanent relocation for them. I’ve got new schools for my daughters, but that’s just an update.”

 

When I couldn’t be back, people said: ‘What, are you still away?’ – it’s because my family are away, it’s because I need my family to be away because they’re not safe, basically.”

 

“It wasn’t Muslims that done this [sic], it was after all the BLM [Black Lives Matter] stuff. I think I know who it was.”

 

“The demonstration is still on, I’ll be doing a speech and it’s still on outside in London for Hearts of Oak, but that’s just an update from me to say unfortunately – I’ve got my flights booked – but because they’ve changed the regulations on Covid bulls*** I won’t be able to come back, and I would come back, but my kids and family are out here.”

 

Of the development, on Twitter, NewsThump declared: “Dictionary publishers grateful for new definition of ‘irony’ after Tommy Robinson flees to another country ‘to keep his family safe.’ They are quite right and today we join with all celebrating this wonderful piece of positive news.

 

Facebook: @TheSteepleTimes

Instagram: @TheSteepleTimes

Twitter: @SteepleTimes

 

3 COMMENTS

  1. Let’s hope his departure is permanent and he never comes back. Rather sad for the country possible Spain that he has moved to

  2. The next irony would be the Home Sec refusing him entry to come back because his presence is not conducive-blah blah. Let’s hope.

  3. So you agree that it’s OK that his family have had threats to their lives? Regardless of his politics we should not condone violence towards them.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

Bog Off Bungling Boris

Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan for Brexit or coronavirus.

A Coked-Up Cheshire Cat

Notorious prosecco “gag reflexer” and Sinitta “napkin slapper” Dawn Ward resurfaces; the Cheshire cat has been charged with racial abuse and coke...

Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music

Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.

Schofe Banned

As Phillip Schofield’s book is banned from sale in Wales, we ask: “Did the temperamental telly host ‘Schofe’ have another meltdown as...

Starve a Kid to Save a Quid

‘Starve a Kid to Save a Quid’ goes viral in the wake of the government’s disastrous attempt to starve poor school kids whilst Tory MPs deservedly get banned from shops and restaurants.

Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed

Matthew Steeples selects some of the most telling and cringeworthy remarks from the newly unsealed 2016 Ghislaine Maxwell deposition.

Feeding Brueckner

As Scotland Yard suggest Christian Brueckner will likely never be charged over the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann, Matthew Steeples argues that the British government finally put a stop to funding this pointless search and instead feed hungry children.

Outing Randy Andy

Will ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York erupt in anger with the outing of the depositions of Ghislaine Maxwell this morning? Could this be the non-sweater’s last stand?

Wally of the Week – Phillip Schofield

Tempestuous television presenter Phillip Schofield bizarrely claims to have been murdered in a past life because of a debt.

Filthy Natalie

Wife of ‘Naughty Tory’ turned replacement MP Natalie Elphicke turns to talking about filthy water (but avoids the topic of her jailbird hubby’s bottom groping).

Get Menendez Out of The Hole

As Erik Menendez is undeservedly thrown in ‘the hole’ in the most ludicrous fashion in California, Matthew Steeples suggests it is time both him and his equally abused brother Lyle were finally released.

Going Bonkers For A Bin

Auctioneers Christie’s sought to sell five waste bins for £230; they ultimately went for the astounding sum of just under £34,000.

Junk the Junk Mail

Instead of banning people from enjoying themselves, the government should should do something useful and ban a genuine disease spreader: Junk mail.

Picture of the Week – A Red Squirrel Riot

Images of a red squirrel fighting a pheasant for hazelnuts and bird seed are proof that both creatures can be quite feisty.

A Pyrotechnic Pad

Mansion in controversial compound in The Boltons, SW10 for sale for £50 million; the setting has seen court cases and pyrotechnic parties involving a self-declared “Relentless” multi-millionaire.

Muddled McCann

As Christian Brueckner’s lawyer justifiably suggests he cannot have been present when Madeleine McCann was allegedly kidnapped, Matthew Steeples argues that other developments will also likely lead nowhere.

Weather Now

London
broken clouds
13.9 ° C
15 °
12.8 °
82 %
6.7kmh
75 %
Thu
14 °
Fri
17 °
Sat
15 °
Sun
18 °
Mon
17 °