Wednesday, December 1, 2021

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News that Tommy Robinson has become a ‘refugee’ is the ultimate in irony

Coronavirus can finally be linked with some positive news given it has turned the repugnant racist rat Tommy Robinson (whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) into a ‘refugee.’

 

In an ultimate twist of irony, the far-right freak announced he has ‘fled’ Britain and took to social media to vent his ‘distress.’ The deranged deviant stated:

 

“I was due to be coming for the [Hearts of Oak] demonstration on Sunday, but there’s something I haven’t told everyone – I had an incident quite a few weeks ago with an arson.”

 

“I do have the video of everything, but it was targeted against my property – well, not against my property, but against my wife’s property.”

 

At that point we left the country straight away and I’m looking at relocating my family, which is pretty hard to do, especially with Covid because I couldn’t even get a hotel.”

 

“[I] couldn’t even find a hotel to move them out to. Obviously, my wife has had enough of everything, and someone gave us somewhere to stay, so we left the country.”

 

“I was due to be flying back for the demonstration, but obviously now with this 14 day quarantine if I fly back, I probably won’t get back out.”

 

“My kids are out here, I’m still in the process of finding a permanent relocation for them. I’ve got new schools for my daughters, but that’s just an update.”

 

When I couldn’t be back, people said: ‘What, are you still away?’ – it’s because my family are away, it’s because I need my family to be away because they’re not safe, basically.”

 

“It wasn’t Muslims that done this [sic], it was after all the BLM [Black Lives Matter] stuff. I think I know who it was.”

 

“The demonstration is still on, I’ll be doing a speech and it’s still on outside in London for Hearts of Oak, but that’s just an update from me to say unfortunately – I’ve got my flights booked – but because they’ve changed the regulations on Covid bulls*** I won’t be able to come back, and I would come back, but my kids and family are out here.”

 

Of the development, on Twitter, NewsThump declared: “Dictionary publishers grateful for new definition of ‘irony’ after Tommy Robinson flees to another country ‘to keep his family safe.’ They are quite right and today we join with all celebrating this wonderful piece of positive news.

 

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Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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3 COMMENTS

  1. Let’s hope his departure is permanent and he never comes back. Rather sad for the country possible Spain that he has moved to

  2. The next irony would be the Home Sec refusing him entry to come back because his presence is not conducive-blah blah. Let’s hope.

  3. So you agree that it’s OK that his family have had threats to their lives? Regardless of his politics we should not condone violence towards them.

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