Thursday, February 29, 2024

Shock Horror (Not)! MPs Engaged in “Sex & Heavy Drinking” On Trips Abroad

That ‘The Guardian’ is shocked by news that MPs – mostly Tories, it seems – “engaged in ‘sex and heavy drinking’ on trips abroad” is actually beyond bloody laughable

In a year when one now former MP, Neil Parish, was caught watching ‘tractor porn’ – whatever that may actually be – on a camera in the Chamber of the House of Commons, that The Guardian actually seems surprised that “No. 10 [is] ‘concerned’ MPs engaged in ‘sex and heavy drinking on trips abroad” is actually beyond laughable.


Aside from missing out on bringing up ‘Naughty Tories’ who used to go around groping such as the convicted sex offender and ex-MP for Dover, Charlie Elphicke – a criminal and husband of the immigrant hating current MP for Dover, Natalie Elphicke – being a fine example of the type of people politics in Britain currently sadly attracts, Rowena Mason, the paper’s ‘Whitehall editor,’ banged on about how a report focused on how “MPs were reportedly met by sex workers in their hotel rooms and engaged in raucous drinking while on parliamentary trips abroad.” Why on earth was she surprised?


Ms Mason’s article highlighted that the Prime Minister’s office responded to her enquiries by suggesting that it “clearly very concerning” that MPs on “fact-finding trips” including one Conservative MP “asked where the nearest brothel was when he visited a country in south-east Asia.” Why on earth was she surprised?


Going further, the MailOnline’s political editor, James Tapsfield, went further and added that: “Fears have been raised by over blackmail attempts by hostile states after claims MPs found sex workers waiting in their hotel rooms on a foreign trip. The politicians are said to have been part of an All-Party Parliamentary Group (APPG) visit to a dictatorship when the extraordinary circumstances arose.” Why on earth was Rowena Mason surprised?


Tapsfield continued and claimed: “There is no suggestion the MPs knew the prostitutes would be there, or that they used their services – but the claim highlights the potential risks with complaints that some trips are blighted by ‘sex and heavy drinking.’” Could Rowena Mason still be reasonably surprised?


Last month, the Independent reported that a senior Conservative MP had been reported to the police over allegations they committed rape and a series of sexual assaults” by “a group of colleagues, themselves Tory MPs” on 28th October.


Amongst other MPs currently under suspicion are a Tory MP, arrested in June 2021 and awaiting a charge decision, for alleged historic sex crimes and another on bail over separate allegations of rape.


Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.


Neil Parish tractor porn
Now ex-MP Neil Parish will forever just be remembered at for watching ‘tractor porn’ whilst sitting in the Chamber of the House of Commons. This creepy farmer turned Tory will go down in history as a grubby, skid-mark on parliamentary history. Mr Parish laughably claimed later that what he had done was “very immoral” but not illegal; he argued that he’d actually been looking at Class Dominator tractors, a brand of combine harvesters.
Sally Bercow
Another person who thought she could make the House of Commons a “sexual area” was Sally Bercow, the wife of the now former Speaker, John Bercow. She is pictured here in their home within the Palace of Westminster clad in nothing but a sheet. That she went on to have an affair with her own husband’s cousin, Alan Bercow, about says all that needs to be said.
Chris Pincher
Chris Pincher MP was suspended from the Conservative parliamentary party in in the summer after allegedly groping two men at the ritzy Carlton Club in tony St James’s, London. He apologised later for drinking “far too much” and “embarrassing himself and other people,” but in doing so he helped speed up the fall of the then Tory leader Boris Johnson.
David Warburton
In April 2022, the Conservative MP for Somerton and Frome, David Warburton, was accused of sexually harassing three women. He was subsequently admitted to a psychiatric hospital, pictured in a photograph with lines of what looked like cocaine and was also revealed to have taken a loan of £150,000 from a Russian businessman through a Seychelles company without declaring it. This member of Mensa remains suspended from the Tories awaiting the outcome of an Independent Complaints and Grievance Scheme (ICGS) investigation into allegations of harassment and drug abuse.
Rob Roberts
Another decidedly dodgy MP still in the House of Commons is Rob Roberts. The Member for Delyn “acted inappropriately after he sought to engage in a relationship with a male member of his staff,” according to a report in May 2021. He was elected as a Conservative, but still shockingly sits as an independent to this day.
Imran Ahmad Khan
This year also in April, Tory MP Imran Ahmad Khan was jailed for groping a 15-year-old boy in 2008. He was expelled from the Conservative Party and resigned as an MP. He subsequently appealed, but failed to convince anyone that he was anything but a nonce in December 2022.
Charles Elphicke Natalie Elphicke Naughty Tory sex offender
The ultimate examples in Tory sex pest scum are Charlie Elphicke – a now convicted, ex-MP and sex offender – and his wicked, immigrant hating scumbag wife, Natalie Elphicke. That the Conservatives gave this woman her criminal husband’s seat to make her own speaks volumes as to how the once great political party of Margaret Thatcher feels about making monsters pay for sex crimes.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. Hookers and Dictators destroying English morals after the hundreds of years it dwelled in pure thoughts and deeds. These are troubled times. Prostitutes are a nice idea for sex pests of any persuasion. They claim to be largely therapists in any case.

  2. Welp. We in America could be nice to y’all & send you a few drag queens..Hell,they’re trying to change our little 4 & 5 year olds genders. Some idiotic parents are even allowing it. Those particular parents should be charged with child abuse imho.


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