Normally a government policy announcement would be accompanied by three simple things: When, Where and How.
However, Priti Patel – a wicked wazzock of a woman best known for her “chickin’ or pasta” dollin’ out” style airline hostess outfits and for minglin’, crackin’ on and snitchin’ on neighbours – in today announcin’ that all arrivals into Britain will be escorted to hotels by police to quarantine for 10 days, missed all three.
As usual, well-known bully ‘Priti Useless’ proved that this is a government that believes in gettin’ things movin’ without botherin’ with detail. God help us all.
Two stories to keep beside you

A Bit of a Bully – Priti Patel
Well-known bully Priti Patel inspires a bingo game after her latest “egregious” telly box blunder over Christmas Covid-19 rules.

The Priti Awful Controller
Nikolay Kalinin on ‘Priti Awful’ Patel trying to silence journalism through changes to the Official Secrets Act.
Pictured top: Priti Patel donned a British Airways hostess style neck garment to cover something up (love bites or restraint bruising, perhaps) when she appeared in Parliament earlier this week.





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3 comments
Idi Amin did us a great disservice in kicking out the Patel family. He landed us with this frightful harridan
Couldn’t agree more Peter,what a different world we’d be in,must say I began to get his reasoning quite a while ago,was he all wrong,I think not!
Johnson Patel Hancock Witty please God go