Sunday, April 11, 2021

Priti Uncommunicative

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‘Priti Useless’ Patel announces every arrival into Britain will be forced to quarantine for 10 days, but doesn’t bother to say from when

Normally a government policy announcement would be accompanied by three simple things: When, Where and How.

 

However, Priti Patel – a wicked wazzock of a woman best known for her “chickin’ or pasta” dollin’ out” style airline hostess outfits and for minglin’, crackin’ on and snitchin’ on neighbours – in today announcin’ that all arrivals into Britain will be escorted to hotels by police to quarantine for 10 days, missed all three.

 

As usual, well-known bully ‘Priti Useless’ proved that this is a government that believes in gettin’ things movin’ without botherin’ with detail. God help us all.

 

Pictured top: Priti Patel donned a British Airways hostess style neck garment to cover something up (love bites or restraint bruising, perhaps) when she appeared in Parliament earlier this week.

 

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Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

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    • Couldn’t agree more Peter,what a different world we’d be in,must say I began to get his reasoning quite a while ago,was he all wrong,I think not!

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