Sunday, August 21, 2022

Locking Up Boris

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Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is “57 years old, and obese”

When journalist Petronella Wyatt is cited in the context of Boris Johnson – her paramour between 2004 and 2008 – mention is sometimes made of how they would “ride around St John’s Wood in a taxi, listening to a tape of Petronella singing Puccini.” Now, this firecracker has changed her tune and is regularly using Twitter to mock the national embarrassment ‘Bosie The Clown.’

 

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In a tweet this morning, witty wordsmith ‘Petsy’ was spot on when she suggested:

 

“Seems rather odd that Boris is proposing a lockdown for the over 50s, when that would mean locking himself down. After all, he is 57 years old, and obese.”

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Wyatt is quite right: The Prime Minister’s proposal to lockdown over 50s is indeed beyond ludicrous. Instead, he should take action against the irresponsible millennials whom don’t social distance in bars in Brighton and the larger-than-life sorts whom bask on beaches in Bournemouth first.

 

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Locking Up Bosie The Clown – Petronella Wyatt on Boris Johnson – Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is 57 years old and obese.
Petronella Wyatt’s tweet condemned her former lover’s proposal to lockdown over 50s on Twitter on Monday 3rd August 2020.
Locking Up Bosie The Clown – Petronella Wyatt on Boris Johnson – Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is 57 years old and obese.
Boris Johnson and Petronella Wyatt pictured together at a party in the happier days when people could actually gather for such.
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A witty ditty mocking Boris Johnson’s extra-marital activities.
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Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

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