Boris Johnson is known for many things. Most of them are less than appealing, but one of the funniest yet strangely little discussed matters is his most curious Wikipedia entry.
On the page dedicated to our less than esteemed philandering Prime Minister there is not much that one wouldn’t already know, but what is hilarious – in Diane Corbyn-esque adding up style – ‘Bosie The Clown’ is listed as being a father to “five or six children.”
To paraphrase Lady Windermere: “To lose one child may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose a child when you’re in charge of a nation simply looks like carelessness.” Boris’ spin doctors better get back to work.
Two stories to keep beside you
BoJo’s Decline
Boris Johnson reminded of the lie he presented again and again Boris Johnson used to be a great man. He is jolly and he is intelligent and he added a welcome dose of fun to the grey world of politics. When he did an about turn and backed Brexit, however, he became a hypocrite […]
Disciplining BoJo
Actor Tony Discipline amusingly tears up Boris Johnson’s utterly confusing ‘Stay Alert’ coronavirus lockdown revision statement Tony Discipline – best known for having played Tyler Moon in the BBC soap opera EastEnders – took to social media to explain Boris Johnson’s revised lockdown policies on Monday. Illustrating the contradictory nature of the Prime Minister’s […]
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I see he’s got all sorts of trouble coming his way from that washed up weirdo Helen Macintyre.
He needs to start using condoms.
The liar needs castrating.