BoJo’s Wikipedia Weirdness

Boris Johnson’s Wikipedia entry is something that must be seen

Boris Johnson is known for many things. Most of them are less than appealing, but one of the funniest yet strangely little discussed matters is his most curious Wikipedia entry.

 

On the page dedicated to our less than esteemed philandering Prime Minister there is not much that one wouldn’t already know, but what is hilarious – in Diane Corbyn-esque adding up style – ‘Bosie The Clown’ is listed as being a father to “five or six children.”

 

To paraphrase Lady Windermere: “To lose one child may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose a child when you’re in charge of a nation simply looks like carelessness.” Boris’ spin doctors better get back to work.

 

Facebook: @TheSteepleTimes

Instagram: @TheSteepleTimes

Twitter: @SteepleTimes

 

4 COMMENTS

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

Speak Up Now Randy Andy

As a new witness comes forward, it is time for the Duke of York to finally be truly honest; if ‘Randy Andy’ is genuinely innocent, it would be his best move.

Locking Up Boris

Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is “57 years old, and obese.”

A Tory Whip Shocker!

Matthew Steeples finds himself in shock and agreeing with Jess Phillips MP after she calls out Tory hypocrisy over their failure to withdraw the whip from an unnamed MP arrested for alleged sex crimes.

Hero of the Hour – Tobias Weller (AKA ‘Captain Tobias’)

Nine-year-old Tobias Weller has raised £145,000 for good causes by walking two marathons in spite of having cerebral palsy and autism.

MeGain Must Stop

This morning’s revelations from Thomas Markle Jnr. are proof that the Duchess of Sussex must put a stop the almighty mess she created with her family.

Titles for the Boys and Girls – Elevation of Sir Philip May

Giving a knighthood to Philip May for “political services” is absolutely preposterous given his firm’s dubious connections; instead Count Binface would have been a better recipient.

What a Charlie!

As Charlie Elphicke is convicted of three counts of sexual assault, one must consider Theresa May’s government’s shameful decision to allow him back into parliament suggests Matthew Steeples.

Gruesome Ghislaine

Ghislaine Maxwell’s request to “keep nude photos and sexualised videos” out of her trial is yet more proof that she is nothing but gruesome.

Stunt Slams The Silent Media

James Stunt calls out Viscount Rothermere for selectively choosing to ignore a story about the connection between Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg;...

Tossed Out Tommy

News that Tommy Robinson has become a ‘refugee’ is the ultimate in irony.

MeGain’s Media Muckup

The Duchess of Sussex has well and truly failed in her attempt to manipulate both the media and the public; Prince Charles must now intervene.

Burley to Barnard Castle

Kay Burley makes a mockery of Dominic Cummings on Twitter.

Finding Attention (MeGain Style)

Most commentators have missed the point about the Duchess of Sussex suggests Matthew Steeples; she has a single thing on her agenda...

Shopping the McCann Media Mess

The latest developments in the Madeleine McCann case have been spun to a media willing to believe utterly preposterous stories suggests Matthew Steeples.

Robert Mercer’s Network of Interference

Matthew Steeples suggests it is not only Russia that Britain must fear, it is the interference of the likes of billionaires such as Robert Mercer.

Fergie Does Porridge

As the Duchess of York makes a fool of herself retching over a bowl of porridge in a blonde wig, one has to question why nobody reins this imbecile in; Fergie should ideally learn the art of silence.

Weather Now

London
overcast clouds
22.6 ° C
24 °
21.7 °
29 %
4.6kmh
93 %
Tue
21 °
Wed
25 °
Thu
30 °
Fri
32 °
Sat
29 °