Thursday, November 26, 2020

Canary Claims Corbyn Still Hasn’t Croaked

That ‘The Canary’ is still lauding Jeremy Corbyn as “the best Prime Minister we never had” about sums up that sorry shower of a rag’s grasp on the current state of British politics

Whilst The Steeple Times is anything but a fan of Boris Johnson and his government, we most certainly would never have welcomed Jeremy Corbyn as Prime Minister.

 

On Saturday, however, The Canary – a far-left, arse-licking online rag that claims to have a “wider reach online than The Times – saluted Diane Abbott’s former “bedfellow” (in all senses of that word) as “someone who stands for the many, not the few” and “the best Prime Minister we never had.” They went further and concluded: “On VE Day… Corbyn reminded us of the kind of leadership we so badly need at this time of crisis.”

 

Known for having produced many “questionable pieces” in times past, the nauseating bird that should long ago have croaked that is The Canary has hopefully finally now realised that it is now as alive as Jeremy Corbyn’s prospects of entering Downing Street. It ended its so-called “article” with a pathetic begging note that stated:

 

“We have been fighting against an establishment that is trying to shut us down. And like most independent media, we don’t have the deep pockets of investors to call on to bail us out. Can you help by chipping in a few pounds each month?”

 

Next!

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Jeremy Corbyn is a terrorist sympathiser and he led a party that was dominated by Jew haters. He deservedly never got to be top dog.

  2. Don’t sent this Commie Pommie Down Under!!!!!!!!!!! We do not need him here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’ll shag all our Sheilas and commandeer all our motorbikes for sessions with any Sheila he can get his didgeridoo into!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no we don’t want Dione About either!!!!!!!!!!!! She is one ugly dingbat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Off with his head the treasonous bastard. Bloody terrorist scum bag supporter. Also, anybody that shagged that Diane Abbott , obviously can’t be in their right mind. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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