That Theresa May has resorted to dishing out doughnuts represents what a Dodo her deal truly is
Theresa May reportedly dished out doughnuts this morning as part of her desperate attempt to persuade MPs to back her in tonight’s Brexit deal vote.
With a large box of Krispy Kreme’s being delivered by an armed police officer at 10am, Mrs May’s purchase was remarked on even by the BBC’s political editor Laura Kuenssberg. She tweeted: “Desperate times and all that, quite understandable” whilst at 11.20am, Larry the Downing Street cat appeared to “entertain the media.”
What is really required is far more simple: Theresa May needs to call in a removal van and she needs to do it now.
A Krispy Kreme doughnut is quite a fitting analogy to the whole sad mess of her pathetic Deal. Looks appetising to some, nasty to others and it’s absolutely not good for you.
Well perhaps she could invite Donald over for a Krispy Kreme. I notice he’s just shipped in a truck load of take away food due to the govt in shut down.
By the way, those Krispy Kreme’s are a heart attack waiting to happen, and should be banned.