That a “haggard” Theresa May chose Grimsby as a place to make her final speech prior to the final vote on her Brexit deal about sums up what a mess she’s truly gotten us into
There’s nothing redeeming about Grimsby: It’s residents are appropriately called ‘Grimbarians,’ it’s currently home to the stabbing murderess Jane Andrews and that the pinnacle of weirdness Elton John sang about it in 1974 speaks volumes.
“He who sang in the bathtub as the economy collapsed,” former Chancellor of the Exchequer Norman Lamont, was brought up in the town and now she who is besotted with her damned “my deal means a deal” Theresa May chose this fleapit of a place to call for MPs to back her next week. Grimsby could not be more appropriate setting and given Henry Deedes rightly pointed out that she chose a hangar containing life-vests sums up what a mighty fine mess we’re truly in.
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A Doughnut of a Deal
That Theresa May has resorted to dishing out doughnuts represents what a Dodo her deal truly is Theresa May reportedly dished out doughnuts this morning as part of her desperate attempt to persuade MPs to back her in tonight’s Brexit deal vote. With a large box of Krispy Kreme’s being delivered by an […]
Let’s be having you
What became of Julian Assange’s pledge to “leave soon”? On the 18th August, Julian Assange announced he’d be leaving the Ecuadorian Embassy in London “soon”. Two months have passed and given he’s still there, he’s yet again proven himself to be a liar and an utter pest.
“Battl[ing] on regardless” is one thing but battling on when the war has already been lost is another. As businesses quite Britain and job losses follow, Mrs May needs to finally concede. Her: “Let’s get it done” needs to have an almighty “NOT” inserted into it.
#BringHerDown #MakeMarchTheEndOfMay #ExitBrexit
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You are so right.