Saturday, December 5, 2020

Whacking Out The Wheat

Upto 20 sensible Conservative MPs are set to rebel against ‘Wheat Field Wanderer’ Theresa May over her plans to enshrine the date of Brexit in law

 

This morning The Telegraph revealed upto twenty Conservative MPs are set to do the right thing. Unsurprisingly deemed “Brexit mutineers” by the paper, this diverse group “have informed senior party figures that they will join forces with Labour to block new measures that would enshrine the date of Brexit in law.”

 

Fifteen of these sensible individuals are reported as being:

 

Heidi Allen

Ken Clarke

Jonathan Djanogly

Vicky Ford

Dominic Grieve

Stephen Hammond

Oliver Heald

Jeremy Lefroy

Paul Masterton

Nicky Morgan

Bob Neil

Antoinette Sandbach

Anna Soubry

Tom Tughendhat

Sarah Wollaston

 

We salute them all and encourage other right-minded sorts to join their number.

 

#BetterTogether #WreckBrexit

#BringHerDown #MakeNovemberTheEndOfMay

 

3 COMMENTS

  1. WTF???????? These lazy, workshy, traitorous nobodies need chaining up and beating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teresa is doing in Britain what Donald is doing in America and trying to make the country MAGA and you guys should be kissing her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is sticking her kitten heels up to the Euro Coterie and giving them what ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Support her or sink!!!!!!!!!!!!! And these MPs need a lethal injection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Filth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Why are they right minded are you saying 52% of the population are wrong because they don’t agree with your view!! Democracy not guardianistas

  3. Here’s a funny back story on our rapaciously corrupt friends, Druncker and Barmier.
    They want us to pay unaudited and unverified billions before we go.
    But let’s look at how they used the billions we have splurged.
    Well, it’s been used to encourage international industry to invest in low cost manufacturing areas like Poland at the expense of high cost manufacturing areas, like the UK and even France and Spain.
    As more dodgy little countries like Albania and Moldova join so the EU will throw even more money to further deplete manufacturing in the Western high cost countries.
    And, to add insult to injury, low cost labour from the east is encouraged to settle in the UK and in doing so put huge downward pressure on the wages of the indigenous workers and huge upward pressure on health, education and social services.
    Oh, and I hear the Albanian gangs make the Bulgarian gangsters seem positively angelic.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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