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A Wishy Washy Washup

Boris Johnson’s launch of a range of limited edition tea towels celebrating Brexit sums up the damp deal he’s “achieved” perfectly

That the Conservative Party have resorted to peddling ‘Got Brexit Done’ tea towels to celebrate Brexit is pure comedy – especially given they cannot even deliver them until 10 days after ‘Brexit Day’ on the 10th February.

 

With the damp so-called ‘deal’ done by Boris Johnson being criticised for adding costly bureaucratic time delays at our borders on Sky News this morning, that the Conservatives feel that a £12 limited edition dish cloth will allow the public to “show their pride in Britain” and “celebrate Brexit in your kitchen” about sums up what fools we are truly led by.

 

Whatever next? Watch out Sarah, Duchess of York – ‘Bosie The Clown’ will be bringing out a range of bed linen for Easter and a limited edition set of Marigolds for Christmas.

 

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1 COMMENT

  1. These crappy tea towels are about the only thing the UK has to offer the world. Already the EU is saying the UK has no negotiating position as it is a small country with a small population and market They will stitch us up and Boris will sell our rights off to get a propaganda deal which will be as empty as Henry’s bucket. That reminds me of Flanders and Swann – “There’s a hole in my Budget.” Maybe a “Hole in my Brexit” is the new lyric? Our nation has stuffed itself.

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