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A Peeved Pensioner

Angry granny Mary Ingamells contacts press to complain about finding a piece of wood in a tin of Tesco carrots and peas;...

Brazen Brexit Bozo Ben

Former granny escort boy and ‘Big Brother’ contestant Ben Duncan makes an utter twerp of himself (yet again); this supporter of the far right...

Five of the Best: Christmas gifts for him

Matthew Steeples selects five gifts that gentlemen will most definitely welcome this Christmas   Gentlemen – especially those with money – aren’t the easiest people to...

Overheard: 22nd May

Classic clangers from the last week   Deflowering Miliband At the Chelsea Flower Show, a grumpy granny was overheard lamenting the decline in fashion standards, objecting to...

Overheard: 11th March

Classic clangers from the last week   Bridging Knightsbridge A tourist stopped a shopper outside Harrods and asked: “Where’s the bridge in Knightsbridge?” “There isn’t one” came...

Picture of the week: An image of Cliff Richard that will scare children

An image that should come with a health warning   There’s not much to say about our picture of the week, other than it should come...

A disc most relevant

Don’t Forget To Catch Me   We saw this today and just felt it ought to be shared.  

Sasha Reid: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks author, designer and band manager Sasha Reid: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”   The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? “Anything...

The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

This former Minister for Children is not without controversy. She’s criticised the Proms for not being inclusive enough and instead rates Coronation Street. In...
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Bigging-Up a Bargain Mini Mansion

‘Stately’ Cape Cod style ‘mini mansion’ in North Carolina with 1.14 acres of land for sale for just £44,000; it is situated in a town that was the birthplace of the biggest ever American, a very fat and very tall man named Mills Darden.

A Security Lobotomy at The Botanist

‘The Steeple Times’ reports on anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ at The Botanist on Sloane Square; we share here imagery and a video of a thieving woman whom must be caught.