Friday, April 8, 2022

A Peeved Pensioner

Angry granny Mary Ingamells contacts press to complain about finding a piece of wood in a tin of Tesco carrots and peas; she can also still feel a piece of orange in her throat that was there when she was two

Friday was plainly a slow news day at the News & Star with The Cumberland News. Reporter Emma Walker was dispatched not to canvas the views of residents of Seaton, Cumbria worried about ‘Storm Dennis,’ but instead found herself with 82-year-old Mary Ingamells, a great-grandmother who “couldn’t believe her eyes” after finding a two-inch-long stick of wood amongst her tatties when she “went to have some carrot.”

 

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Community minded Mrs Ingamells explained to interested readers of what she’d found in the Tesco tin of peas and carrots:

 

“I had a taste of my tatties and went to have some carrot, and thought, ‘what’s that?,’ and it was this great stick of wood in the pan!”

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“I don’t care about getting compensation or any of that nonsense, I just want to make people more aware, and let them know this happened.”

 

“If a parent or grandparent had given the bowl of peas and carrots to a two-year-old and turned their back for just one second, the baby would have choked on it.”

 

“I’m not looking for money – the tins only cost 20-odd pence, so that’s not the issue at all… I just keep thinking what could have happened. I could have choked to death!”

 

In spite of Tesco apologising and offering her compensation, Mrs Ingamells felt the need to share another of her experiences. When she was two-years-old she choked on an orange segment. She ludicrously claims she “can still feel the orange in her throat.”

 

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Peeved – Angry granny Mary Ingamells complains about wood in peas – Angry granny Mary Ingamells contacts press to complain about finding a piece of wood in a tin of Tesco carrots and peas; she can also still feel a piece of orange in her throat that was there when she was two.
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6 COMMENTS

  1. She’ll be off to her f**king lawyer next!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not send this whinging whiner Down Under!!!!!!!!!!! She probably wouldn’t even survive the flight!!!!!!!!!!! Give her a curry and finish the old dear off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet she’s never had a Castlemaine either!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Delightful and wholesome read! Still feels the orange in her throw at from the age of 2? I think she might be away with the fairies

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